Prank Calling Aol

1-888-265-4357 ex 1211 aol canada

I did 2 today

1.

Aol guy: Hello thanks for calling aol, are you calling to register for an account

me: no

aol: o...k so what are you calling for?

me: i need help with uhh... my aol thing

aol: whats the problem?

me: i went to the store and i got an aol cd and when i put it in my pc nothing happens

aol: ok whats your name?

me: why do you need my name

aol: to talk to you directly

me: what do you mean?

aol: do you want me to help you or not?

me: no

*click*

2.

aol: calling to register bla bla bla etc.

me: i need help

aol: ok what do you need help with?

me: (i wanted to say something really bad like i need help with cleaning
my genitals but save that for next time) i went to the store and got a aol cd now i dunno what to do

aol: have your tried putting it in your computer

me: whats a computer??? :rolleyes:

*click* I couldn't continute laughing too much

Remember if you gonna prank call do it on a payphone!

:lol: :lol: whats a computer :lol: :lol:

idont tthink ay ammount of stupidity can shock an aol operator. they gett aolers phoning up all the time

my good ol fav

when answering the phone-

buju's porn line u jerkin we workin :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: We once kept calling a guy saying that we were an escort agency, it was so fun! We kept leaving messages groaning and moaning.

Then the next week we ran into him on a birthday party while he was letting everyone listen to the messages I'd left on his answering machine :ph34r:

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Remember if you gonna prank call do it on a payphone!

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Why? It costs more :01:

:ph34r: So they can't track you down??

:lol: AOL techies! :rolleyes:

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Originally posted by *goddess*@26 June 2004 - 10:55
:ph34r: So they can't track you down??

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not if u got a private number or push *57 on your phone <_< i think it&#39;s 57 or 61
either 1 scrabbles your phone number

and if u get cranked called just push *67 after the 3 call its sends it to the police and they track u down an warn u and if u persist after that :( feel sorry for ya son :lol:

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Originally posted by benxuk@26 June 2004 - 07:53

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Remember if you gonna prank call do it on a payphone&#33;

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Why? It costs more :01:

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free if it&#39;s toll free like AOL and they won&#39;t track you down

I called AOL and was like
"Hey hello&#33; ur software makes my mom beat my little brother and Snoop Dogg&#39;s never used the internet&#33;" lolololololol

then I called and was like "hey, I used this aol thing and it stained all my shirts&#33; how you get this shit out?" lolololol

Phone up and pretend to be a mime.

Make out that you’ve got a huge problem and say that it’s broken your machine, pretend to cry to gain their sympathy and trust. After years of friendship/being his best man at his wedding/having barbeques, kill him and make it look like an accident.

That&#39;s almost as bad as what we did as teenagers...

Would call up people and ask them to sing the "Campbells Soup Jingle", and in about 2-3 weeks they&#39;d receive a free case of their favorite flavor. NOT...

next time i call i&#39;m gonna pretend i&#39;m a union and i&#39;ll asking them really obserd question s like whens the last time you had sex?

I have absolutly no clue what AOL is but i have sinister feeling that A stands for
something not of interest

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Originally posted by Zedaxax@28 June 2004 - 06:28
I have absolutly no clue what AOL is but i have sinister feeling that A stands for
something not of interest

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I din&#39;t even read this thread but rad the first few words of your reply

I cant remember what i wrote nor do i remeber what i i am replying to but
at least i made a change.


The world is different now

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Originally posted by Zedaxax@28 June 2004 - 06:33
I cant remember what i wrote nor do i remeber what i i am replying to but
at least i made a change.


The world is different now

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a change for the better :01:

hahah......where can i find infamous prank calls......damn you should&#39;ve recorded that one for audio......hahaah.............

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Originally posted by Zedaxax@28 June 2004 - 01:28
I have absolutly no clue what AOL is but i have sinister feeling that A stands for
something not of interest

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:angry: That&#39;s such an insult to America.

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Originally posted by Zedaxax@28 June 2004 - 06:28
I have absolutly no clue what AOL is but i have sinister feeling that A stands for
something not of interest

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F.U.C.K U...FUCK YOU

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Originally posted by TheKiler+28 June 2004 - 13:23--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TheKiler @ 28 June 2004 - 13:23)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Zedaxax@28 June 2004 - 01:28
I have absolutly no clue what AOL is but i have sinister feeling that A stands for
something not of interest

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:angry: That&#39;s such an insult to America. [/b][/quote]
why? I&#39;m not particularly interested in America either. my interests lie elsewhere. that doesn&#39;t mean I dont like Americans, though.

I did this a while ago, except I used a soundboard. I think it was an Al pacino one I used...

It was so funny, they kept asking me if I wanted a trial cd...:blink:

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I have absolutly no clue what AOL is but i have sinister feeling that A stands for
something not of interest

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America On Line.....home of computer illiterates, dorks, idiots and many assorted degenerates. Net surfing on training wheels.

"AOL comes pre-loaded with popups, adware and more spyware than you can shake a keyboard at&#33; Sign up now, and for 2 to 3 times as much as regular internet, AOL can track you 2&#33;&#33; We&#39;ll then sell your info to every tom-dick-&-harry with a couple of bucks in their pockets.
Guanteed hours of thrills erasing tons of spam selling shit you don&#39;t need, don&#39;t want, and wish to Heaven you&#39;d never even heard of. Hell, we&#39;ll even Bork your comp...for free&#33;&#33;&#33;
We also have the stupidest tech&#39;s in the industry&#33; You&#39;ll love listening to our talking heads, most of which sat at a comp for the first time when they came to work for us&#33; Come on in, surf with us&#33;&#33; FInd out why idiots everywhere love AOL&#33;"

Talking to AOL&#39;ers is boring. Having a duel of wits with an unarmed opponent is novel, but lacks a certain zest.....kinda like arguin with a wall :frusty:

Later taters,
BoNe

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Originally posted by longboneslinger@28 June 2004 - 17:07
America On Line.....home of computer illiterates, dorks, idiots and many assorted degenerates. Net surfing on training wheels.

"AOL comes pre-loaded with popups, adware and more spyware than you can shake a keyboard at&#33; Sign up now, and for 2 to 3 times as much as regular internet, AOL can track you 2&#33;&#33; We&#39;ll then sell your info to every tom-dick-&-harry with a couple of bucks in their pockets.
Guanteed hours of thrills erasing tons of spam selling shit you don&#39;t need, don&#39;t want, and wish to Heaven you&#39;d never even heard of. Hell, we&#39;ll even Bork your comp...for free&#33;&#33;&#33;
We also have the stupidest tech&#39;s in the industry&#33; You&#39;ll love listening to our talking heads, most of which sat at a comp for the first time when they came to work for us&#33; Come on in, surf with us&#33;&#33; FInd out why idiots everywhere love AOL&#33;"

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:lol:

Aol has also a special place for peta files, it&#39;s true that some people don&#39;t know what AOl is like my teacher.

AOL&#39;s free what do you expect :lol:

Not it isn&#39;t it cost &#036;24 with tax

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Originally posted by Zedaxax@27 June 2004 - 22:28
I have absolutly no clue what AOL is but i have sinister feeling that A stands for
something not of interest

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:lol: That&#39;s funny&#33;


word. brother.

i hate that in britain, its still america online :angry:

BON - Britain ON Line :)

i&#39;d rather the just fucked off back for good :01:

Is it really hurting you if theres another internet sevice out there :)

the whole american fashion thing pisses me off.

we get america online
british companys try to be american
british people try to be american
non-british companies are american



i&#39;m not against globilisation as such, just the fact that the people with money are trying to turn england into mini america. you know its a surprise, even a novelty to see england on mtv :angry:

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Originally posted by bujub22+27 June 2004 - 05:34--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bujub22 @ 27 June 2004 - 05:34)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-*goddess*@26 June 2004 - 10:55
:ph34r: So they can&#39;t track you down??

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not if u got a private number or push *57 on your phone <_< i think it&#39;s 57 or 61
either 1 scrabbles your phone number

and if u get cranked called just push *67 after the 3 call its sends it to the police and they track u down an warn u and if u persist after that :( feel sorry for ya son :lol: [/b][/quote]
*67 displays a "private or anonymous" number. *69 returns the call if someone has called you and hung up or whatever and you want to return the favor.

I had a cousin once. Was very into "phones" so to say. So much that all he could do was call people on the telephone and either prank call or do something else silly. I suppose there was also some social engineering involved when he started calling businesses and tricking people into giving out private info etc. The police finally caught up with him despite the fact he used prepaid phones for all his offenses. I&#39;m not sure what the extent of everything was but all I know is I turned around and he was gone&#33;

Sent to prison for 4 years for some phone calls. Since I never knew all the details I just as well assumed that phone companies and the authorities have an extremely low tolerance for that kind of thing. So be careful...........because it&#39;s all fun and games until someone gets hurt.

Well he got personal info thats bad but just like doing something silly

A great target base for that type of stuff is telemarketers. Not sure if you get them where you live but in the U.S. they are a pain. I generally get the number their calling from and my roomate can do this really neat thing with the phone where it doesn&#39;t really hang up and the other party is sort of just stuck there on the other line unable to hang up. We just laugh because all you can hear is the telemarketer saying "Hello, hello, are you there" :lol:

At least then you have an excuse, because they called you.