Guns are dangerous
An interesting one
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Guns are dangerous
An interesting one
Talk about adding insult to injury....
:lol: :lol: :lol:
15 pints? honestly almost 2 gallons...I would expect him to shoot his balls off
I hear that the man is pleading self defense. It was a 2 on 1 situation.Quote:
Originally posted by Biggles@13 July 2004 - 20:36
Guns are dangerous
Man jailed after shooting his testicles
An interesting one
Another perfect example of the Darwinian evolutionary theory at work.
Perhaps we should issue beer and shotguns to everybody.
A plank for the Naderite platform? ;)Quote:
Originally posted by clocker@13 July 2004 - 20:47
Perhaps we should issue beer and shotguns to everybody.
He's got my vote. :P
how can they put this guy in jail?
Sawn off shotguns are illegal :huh:Quote:
Originally posted by mogadishu@14 July 2004 - 22:23
how can they put this guy in jail?
Sawn off shotguns are illegal :huh: [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by danb+14 July 2004 - 16:54--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (danb @ 14 July 2004 - 16:54)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-mogadishu@14 July 2004 - 22:23
how can they put this guy in jail?
yea i know. but you'd think having no testicles would be punishment enough.
yea i know. but you'd think having no testicles would be punishment enough. [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by mogadishu+14 July 2004 - 22:55--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (mogadishu @ 14 July 2004 - 22:55)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Quote:
Originally posted by danb@14 July 2004 - 16:54
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@14 July 2004 - 22:23
how can they put this guy in jail?
Sawn off shotguns are illegal :huh:
:lol: :lol: :lol: You would wouldn't you, unfortuantely thats not the way the CPS will see it
I know...
"you shouldn't have that shotgun, son, so to learn your lesson your gonna have to go to jail. Now hobble over to the squad car"
Did they send him to a men's or a women's prison?
He is probably grateful for the 2 or 3 years he will serve. He will probably need that long to come to terms with what he has done.Quote:
Originally posted by lynx@14 July 2004 - 22:20
Did they send him to a men's or a women's prison?
Only villains own sawn off shotguns.
Edit - spelling - appalling that I should mis-spell villain (I shall go and first drink 15 pints :( )
Villains... and eunuchs
The latter a more recent addition - but none the less colourful for that.Quote:
Originally posted by ilw@14 July 2004 - 23:03
Villains... and eunuchs
Given his...uni-....eun-....er.....special status, perhaps he should have his own facility.... :huh:Quote:
Originally posted by lynx@14 July 2004 - 17:20
Did they send him to a men's or a women's prison?
BTW-
Ian-
Like your new av! ;)
He will, no doubt, be a prized member of the inmate's choir.
Their repertoire should expand dramatically with his arrival.
Yes, at least another 2 octaves on top. :PQuote:
Originally posted by clocker@14 July 2004 - 21:41
He will, no doubt, be a prized member of the inmate's choir.
Their repertoire should expand dramatically with his arrival.
Yes.
They can add all those Four Season's songs they've been dying to perform.
I think the Bee Gees catalogue fits, too; also whoever did that "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" bit. ;)Quote:
Originally posted by clocker@14 July 2004 - 21:51
Yes.
They can add all those Four Season's songs they've been dying to perform.
This nutsack humor is riballed. Or is that riballedless?
Hahaha, oh dear that is tragic!
Can't imagine what the prision shower banter would be like....
That would be The Tokens, of course.Quote:
Originally posted by j2k4@14 July 2004 - 19:56
I think the Bee Gees catalogue fits, too; also whoever did that "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" bit. ;)
I guess you must be excused for not having that on the tip of your tongue, it was 1961 after all.
That would be The Tokens, of course.Quote:
Originally posted by clocker+15 July 2004 - 01:44--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (clocker @ 15 July 2004 - 01:44)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-j2k4@14 July 2004 - 19:56
I think the Bee Gees catalogue fits, too; also whoever did that "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" bit. ;)
I guess you must be excused for not having that on the tip of your tongue, it was 1961 after all. [/b][/quote]
1961, is that some sort of BC date? Are you an archeologist, at all?
Fie on you hobbes.
1961 was my heyday.
It's all been pretty much downhill since....
Well, your "hey day" seems to continue day after day on this forum, as far as I am concerned.Quote:
Originally posted by clocker@15 July 2004 - 01:53
Fie on you hobbes.
1961 was my heyday.
It's all been pretty much downhill since....
So anyway, what did you think of Jesus, was he cool?
I read that one in the subway paper this morning.
I couldn't contain my laughter on the normally quiet subway.
A guy across from me said, "You must have just ead the "I shot my balls and then got jail time for it story". :lol: :lol: :lol:
That would be The Tokens, of course.Quote:
Originally posted by clocker+14 July 2004 - 22:44--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (clocker @ 14 July 2004 - 22:44)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-j2k4@14 July 2004 - 19:56
I think the Bee Gees catalogue fits, too; also whoever did that "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" bit. ;)
I guess you must be excused for not having that on the tip of your tongue, it was 1961 after all.[/b][/quote]
Wasn't there a remake?
All I remember about '61 was that the Packers beat the Giants 37-0 for the championship and Green Bay became "Titletown, USA".