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Some times in life,
There doesnt seem a point.
All I have to do,
Is spark up a joint.
Then I talk to myself,
And tend to talk back.
Maybe it is just,
Communication skills I lack.
So, I asked myself,
Just a moment ago.
Why are you feeling,
So damn low?
The reason is this,
Its really unfair,
But now rolling a joint,
I really cant bear.
So I sit here,
Bored out my head.
Will someone please,
Start an intresting thread? :ph34r:
Sam would say:Quote:
Originally posted by lilmiss@18 July 2004 - 03:01
Some times in life,
There doesnt seem a point.
All I have to do,
Is spark up a joint.
Then I talk to myself,
And tend to talk back.
Maybe it is just,
Communication skills I lack.
So, I asked myself,
Just a moment ago.
Why are you feeling,
So damn low?
The reason is this,
Its really unfair,
But now rolling a joint,
I really cant bear.
So I sit here,
Bored out my head.
Will someone please,
Start an intresting thread? :ph34r:
Have a ball!!!!
yam4
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help you relax
No, I dont think that,
You really understand.
My happiness wont come from
A member who is banned.
You see, Im really
Bored to tears.
And this insanity
Is a great fear.
For freeing Sam,
I dont have a scoobie.
But on another note,
Will someone roll me a doobie? :ph34r:
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lilmiss drugs are bad.have a day on the beach and see in the end if you really need drugs.you might be surprised
i havnt smoked weed in 2 weeks
i need it so bad rite now, when i move my firneds are commin over for the day, they said they would get me some as a house gift :lol:
Thanks there for the giggle,
It brightened up my thoughts.
Of bloody olympics,
With a joint torch.
Damn you people,
For not helping my situation.
It may do be better,
If I were on probation.
I just dont know
What to do.
To ease my pain,
And my blues.
Will somebody please
Help my brain.
Before I drive you
All insane? :helpsmile:
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977u...+your+bong.bmpQuote:
Originally posted by ziggyjuarez@18 July 2004 - 01:40
lilmiss drugs are bad.
So, here we are again,
The stories still the same.
I gotta say your enthusiasm,
Is really quite lame.
Ive tried entertaining myself,
And didnt get too far.
The only thing I wanna do
Is teach meself guitar.
That will take forever,
And forever I havent got.
So all Im doing now,
Is smoking a lot of pot.
So here I sit chatting,
To a world that is just dead.
No humour, no life, no happiness,
Not even an intresting thread.
So whats a girl to do?
Should I go to bed?
Or am I to sit here,
Going crazy in the head?
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http://home.clara.net/suspark/mack3.jpgdrugs are bad
I blame Europe for your boredom. Look, only 54 members active. All the Euro-trash on this board have had a party and passed out. Leaving the rest of us without adequate forum entertainment.
Quote:
Im So Bored
Im so tired :blink:
not all of the euro-trash have passed out :angry:Quote:
Originally posted by hobbes@18 July 2004 - 02:21
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I blame Europe for your boredom. Look, only 54 members active. All the Euro-trash on this board have had a party and passed out. Leaving the rest of us without adequate forum entertainment.
But Im from the Uk,
And slightly pissed.
Everyones company,
I seemed to miss.
Talking to myself,
Just doesnt compare,
Because my awful singing,
I really cant bear.
Maybe its moi,
They just dont like me.
But a sober person,
I couldnt be.
And now look,
Im getting a complex.
Im off to the mirror,
To practise my flexs. :01:
In the spirit of poetry:
My Limerick:
There once was a hermit named Dave
Who had a dead whore in his cave
She shriveled and shrank
And God how she stank
But think of the money he saved!
I just made it up, really.
That should cheer her right up.
Thankyou sir Hobbes,
For your limerick so clever.
Your skill and abilty,
I will try to endeavour. :01:
There was a young man named Hobbes,
Who pissed off all of the mods.
He ranted, he raved,
The threw him hin a cave.
And now he lives with the dogs. :ph34r:
There was a dude named Withcheese,
Who pissed off the mods with ease.
He's gotta be careful,
And not as cheerful.
So give us him back please? :P ;)
Once was a bloke named Jonno,
Who lived life through his bonner.
His shagged this, he humped that,
Then even his cat.
And the cat said it didnt take longo. :ph34r:
There was a guy called Spider dude,
He tried his best to be rude.
But he completly failed,
When his intelligence prevailed.
And now he's not as lewd. :)
Feel bad if I dont carry on, n nothings happening here.
So.....
The was a young guy named Bo,
Who ended up married to a ho.
He hummed and arghed,
But couldnt get hard.
So she divorced him for a bucket of coal. :P
There is a bloke called Snny,
Who really is a honey.
Hes sweet and he's kind,
But probably blind.
So wont make a lot of money. :unsure:
There is a sweetheart called Gemby,
Who tripped on her pink hemby.
She stumbled and fell,
Which rang her cat bell.
Now shes trying to ski. :ph34r:
I know a guy called Crazy Billy Bats,
Who attempted to seduce Jonno's cat.
It spat and fought,
And a lesson was learned.
You'll never have skinny, when you've had fat. :lol:
Just deserted us RGX?
Im missing seeing your artful text.
Where on earth could you be?
In a cave or up a tree?
Come on back and flash those pecs. :01:
Theres a guy in here called Dan,
But secretly likes to be called Fran.
He'll shout and deny,
But his boots are knee high.
He stole 'em off his gran. ;)
Theres a dude here called Zero Cool,
He rants like a bantering mule.
Dont ask him the time,
He'll answer in rhyme.
And then procide to drool. ;) :ph34r: :helpsmile:
you think you're bored?
I had to invite myself over to watch tv.
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Sparsley, Sparlsley,
It's just been me.
You think you've been bored?
Not another star I've scored.
I haven't been intrested in the T.V.
Theres a bloke called Soopaman,
Who is a bit of a shoe fan.
Trainers and boots,
He collects for his foots. :ph34r:
He's probably spent a grand.
Who next?
Urm.... :unsure:
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Theres an oddball called Fugly,
Who thinks he's f***ing ugly.
He's no doubt wrong,
I havent seen him in so long.
Has he ingested a bug<span style='color:gray'>ly? :huh:
Theres a bloke called Baz,
He cleans up all Jonno's jazz.
The poor guy needs help,
Jonno needs a scelp.
For making a mess in his mags. :frusty:
Theres a young mod called Nikki,
Who is one smart chicky.
But she cannot run,
For the size of her buns.
It makes her feel quite icky. </span>
(hides....again. :ph34r: )
There is a young lass named Lilmiss! (thats me! http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/here+i+am.gif )
Who got extremly pissed.
She annoyed all the members,
Now hides from their tempers.
But her presence wont be missed. :(
Ok, one more before sleeps...
<span style='color:purple'>There is a tormented soul called Sam,
His existence has been banned.
He done something wrong,
And now he is gone.
Thats where I'll end up up, damb. :unsure:
G'nite, you've been fab. ;)
Zzzzzzzzzzz........
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ho.....coalQuote:
Originally posted by lilmiss@18 July 2004 - 04:29
The was a young guy named Bo,
Who ended up married to a ho.
He hummed and arghed,
But couldnt get hard.
So she divorced him for a bucket of coal. :P
hmmm, I see how that rhymes :blink:
:rolleyes:
There was a woman named lilmiss
Who's rhyming ability was amiss
She posted so much shite
All throughout one night
And all of it was taking the piss
sorry but nothing beats a lovely splifter and a few tinnies on the beach.Quote:
Originally posted by ziggyjuarez@18 July 2004 - 01:40
have a day on the beach and see in the end if you really need drugs.you might be surprised
Give back cheese, why?
Is he off? :unsure:
What have I missed?
Heh heh, apologies n all. ;)
It was the Schnapps.
honest. :01:
i quite enjoyed your musing actually :clap:
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977u...sy+boozers.gif
Tanks. ;)
There was an eejit named Bo,
Who got a kick down below.
He screamed and yelped,
But no-one helped.
In fact everyone else had a go. :P
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Originally posted by lilmiss@20 July 2004 - 22:15
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;) :ph34r:
If your so bored why don't you write a letter to a distant family member;
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Yankee soldier
He wanna shoot some skag
He met it in Cambodia
But now he can't afford a bag
Yankee dollar talk
To the dictators of the world
In fact it's giving orders
An' they can't afford to miss a word
I'm so bored with the U...S...A...
But what can I do?
Yankee detectives
Are always on the TV
'Cos killers in America
Work seven days a week
Never mind the stars and stripes
Let's print the Watergate Tapes
I'll salute the New Wave
And I hope nobody escapes
I'm so bored with the U...S...A...
But what can I do?
Move up Starsky
For the C.I.A.
Suck on Kojak
For the USA
The Clash - Im So Bored With The USA :music1:
Im bored with the U.K. :unsure:Quote:
Originally posted by Celerystalksme@21 July 2004 - 02:42
Im So Bored With The USA
But the U.S.A sounds worse.
Once again.............Im sooooo very bored.
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Ho hum. :01: