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I think it was called 101 sexual accidents or something.
Some guy injected his cock with speed and had to be rushed to hospital because it swelled like a basket ball.
When he got there they had to amputate this legs and arms because of gangrene. His cock fell off on it's own :ph34r:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Why the fuck would you jack up speed? :blink:
Let alone in your cock :ph34r:
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Originally posted by 121@27 July 2004 - 23:24
I think it was called 101 sexual accidents or something.
Some guy injected his cock with speed and had to be rushed to hospital because it swelled like a basket ball.
When he got there they had to amputate this legs and arms because of gangrene. His cock fell off on it's own :ph34r:
he wont be doing that again!
the show is on suprnova...
is it worth downloading?
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Originally posted by SoiL+27 July 2004 - 23:28--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SoiL @ 27 July 2004 - 23:28)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-121@27 July 2004 - 23:24
I think it was called 101 sexual accidents or something.
Some guy injected his cock with speed and had to be rushed to hospital because it swelled like a basket ball.
When he got there they had to amputate this legs and arms because of gangrene. His cock fell off on it's own :ph34r:
he wont be doing that again! [/b][/quote]
because he cant! :lol:
Not really......unless you want to see a guy with stump instead of a cock :xQuote:
Originally posted by jaigandhi5@27 July 2004 - 23:28
the show is on suprnova...
is it worth downloading?
The other 2 that stuck in my mind was the guy that was caught my his wife fucking a defrosted chicken that was going to be their sunday roast (it ended in divorce) :lol:.
The other one was the guy who put a honeydew watermelon in the microwave to make it warm like a vagina. He heated it up for too long and burnt off his foreskin :ph34r:
Not really......unless you want to see a guy with stump instead of a cock :xQuote:
Originally posted by 121+28 July 2004 - 00:40--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (121 @ 28 July 2004 - 00:40)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-jaigandhi5@27 July 2004 - 23:28
the show is on suprnova...
is it worth downloading?
The other 2 that stuck in my mind was the guy that was caught my his wife fucking a defrosted chicken that was going to be their sunday roast (it ended in divorce) :lol:.
The other one was the guy who put a honeydew watermelon in the microwave to make it warm like a vagina. He heated it up for too long and burnt off his foreskin :ph34r: [/b][/quote]
Sick puppies :lol: :lol:
Anyone lend me a watermelon? :unsure:
Or a frozen chicken will do? :unsure:
What if a watermelon seed kinda goes.....inQuote:
Originally posted by Withcheese@28 July 2004 - 01:45
Anyone lend me a watermelon? :unsure:
Or a frozen chicken will do? :unsure:
wt if the chicken is about to lay an.....egg
:unsure: :01: :x
They werent you where they?Quote:
Originally posted by Withcheese@28 July 2004 - 01:45
Anyone lend me a watermelon? :unsure:
Or a frozen chicken will do? :unsure:
What if a watermelon seed kinda goes.....inQuote:
Originally posted by jaigandhi5+28 July 2004 - 00:49--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (jaigandhi5 @ 28 July 2004 - 00:49)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Withcheese@28 July 2004 - 01:45
Anyone lend me a watermelon? :unsure:
Or a frozen chicken will do? :unsure:
wt if the chicken is about to lay an.....egg
:unsure: :01: :x [/b][/quote]
bad experiences eh?
Theres over 4 billion women roaming our planet! Why the fuck would someone want to fuck melon?
Omg!!1!BBQ?!!111!wtf?!!11!1 :lol:
Perhaps they were feeling a bit fruity :ph34r:
bad experiences eh? [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealDave+28 July 2004 - 01:58--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TheRealDave @ 28 July 2004 - 01:58)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Quote:
Originally posted by jaigandhi5@28 July 2004 - 00:49
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@28 July 2004 - 01:45
Anyone lend me a watermelon? :unsure:
Or a frozen chicken will do? :unsure:
What if a watermelon seed kinda goes.....in
wt if the chicken is about to lay an.....egg
:unsure: :01: :x
no!! :lol: :lol:
im just paranoid :rolleyes:
and always wondered wt would if this and that and that :unsure:
I don't mean no harm by this, j, but you need to get out more. Outside the house, that is. ;)
As for me, the only melons I want are of the DD variety. All naturall meat melons.
Later
BoNe
PS-I keep saying this, but hear goes again: Silly rednecks, dicks are for chicks, not chickens!!
Outside...you mean like ooutsiode this forum...right :unsure:Quote:
Originally posted by longboneslinger@28 July 2004 - 02:55
I don't mean no harm by this, j, but you need to get out more. Outside the house, that is. ;)
As for me, the only melons I want are of the DD variety. All naturall meat melons.
Later
BoNe
PS-I keep saying this, but hear goes again: Silly rednecks, dicks are for chicks, not chickens!!
i'm gunna grab this from suprnova, it looks somewhat interesting. should be good for a few laughs. :lol:
It had the gheyest little animations between each 'story' the guy with the hoover that had blades in it and his half cut up penis was very nice...
Sick puppies :lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by danb+28 July 2004 - 08:41--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (danb @ 28 July 2004 - 08:41)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Quote:
Originally posted by 121@28 July 2004 - 00:40
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@27 July 2004 - 23:28
the show is on suprnova...
is it worth downloading?
Not really......unless you want to see a guy with stump instead of a cock :x
The other 2 that stuck in my mind was the guy that was caught my his wife fucking a defrosted chicken that was going to be their sunday roast (it ended in divorce) :lol:.
The other one was the guy who put a honeydew watermelon in the microwave to make it warm like a vagina. He heated it up for too long and burnt off his foreskin :ph34r:
This world is full of sick people....why would someone married fuck a chicken?? :o
because he cant! :lol: [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealDave+28 July 2004 - 00:29--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TheRealDave @ 28 July 2004 - 00:29)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Quote:
Originally posted by SoiL@27 July 2004 - 23:28
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@27 July 2004 - 23:24
I think it was called 101 sexual accidents or something.
Some guy injected his cock with speed and had to be rushed to hospital because it swelled like a basket ball.
When he got there they had to amputate this legs and arms because of gangrene. His cock fell off on it's own :ph34r:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
he wont be doing that again!
Reeeeally, is that why?
Nahhhhh, outside the house..off the net....meet some peeps.....get a date....maybe get laid.......maybe. ;) Speaking of which, my wife is calling my name. Gotta go sling the longbone. Back in a few hours.....maybe...NOT!!Quote:
Outside...you mean like ooutsiode this forum...right
Later taters,
BoNe