F*cking Atm Machine!

Well, just got off work, having a great day and everything. On my way home, my dad needed some gas, so I said lets head over to Bank of America, gas is on me. I take a look at the ATM machine, its on, says "Insert Card" and seems absolutely normal.

I stick my card in, it says pick language, and I press English, only to notice none of the buttons are working!!! I eventually thought hey, it would notice I'm not doing anything and stick the card back out. It says "Thank you. Please take your card," but my card doesn't come out!!!

Some guy shows up...
Guy: Yeah it stole my card too.
Me: Oh it wasn't working the whole time?
Guy: Yeah I'm looking for a number to call.
Me: *thinking* Why didn't you say something sooner you ass?

Then I walked over to my dads car, and right then some other guy put his card in, I was too late to say anything, and it ate his card also. I'm going to have to go tomorrow and have them give me a new one, or my current one. There will be a lot of angry custimers tomorrow, I can say that much.

They should put an Out of Order sign, or just turn the damn thing off.
Stupid Bank of America, . :(

good ol bank of america. Their routing numbers are so easy to pass off n/m..........

No but seriously around here if you leave your card in for like more than 2 minutes after the transaction it will take it and mail it to you like 2 weeks later or you can pick it up at the bank.

You sure you didn't turn around to talk to dad and got carried away talking for 15 minutes? :lol:

113000023?

haha owned :lol:

Bank of America huh?

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Originally posted by Sparsely@28 July 2004 - 22:45
113000023?

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:lol:

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113000023?

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:lol: [/b][/quote]
Something I miss? :unsure:

@muchspl2
Its funny when it doesn&#39;t happen to you eh? :rolleyes:

@Keikan
Yup, good ol&#39; Bank of America. Remember the North Hollywood shootout? I&#39;d better get my card tomorrow, otherwise there might be another shootout really soon. :P

We have twisted banks up here in Canada like

"Be Mo"
"RB"
"Capitol City Savings"
"CIBC"
or my personal favourite
"TD"
can&#39;t forget
"HSBC"
and
"TD Waterhouse"

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@28 July 2004 - 22:45
113000023?

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:lol:

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Something I miss? :unsure:

@muchspl2
Its funny when it doesn&#39;t happen to you eh? :rolleyes:

@Keikan
Yup, good ol&#39; Bank of America. Remember the North Hollywood shootout? I&#39;d better get my card tomorrow, otherwise there might be another shootout really soon. :P [/b][/quote]
omg that was bank of america? :lol:

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Originally posted by muchspl2@29 July 2004 - 04:46
haha owned :lol:

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how nice of u :lol:

@shn
:lol:
Yeah the two guys with AK-47&#39;s shot up a Bank of America in North Hollywood. Watch "44 Minutes," great movie.

@SoiL
Muchspl2 tries to make people feel better, he just isn&#39;t very good at it. :P

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@muchspl2
Its funny when it doesn&#39;t happen to you eh? :rolleyes:

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it has, I was so stoned and left it in teh machine, they called me and everything
I so fucked upped, but I was high as shit

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@SoiL
Muchspl2 tries to make people feel better, he just isn&#39;t very good at it. :P

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duh we&#39;re not laughing with you, we&#39;re laughing at you

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@SoiL
Muchspl2 tries to make people feel better, he just isn&#39;t very good at it. :P

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duh we&#39;re not laughing with you, we&#39;re laughing at you [/b][/quote]
Awww, you guys do care. :)

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@SoiL
Muchspl2 tries to make people feel better, he just isn&#39;t very good at it. :P

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duh we&#39;re not laughing with you, we&#39;re laughing at you [/b][/quote]
:helpsmile: there laughing at me :helpsmile:

It sounds like a scam.

1. Fuck up the ATM
2. Hide and wait for a victim
3. Watch them punch their P.I.N number. Take note of it
4. Go up to them. Tell them it “ate” yours too and that you called for help
5. When they go away take card out. Go to working A.T.M. Get all money allowed for that day 5 min before midnight then again after.
6. Buy expensive stuff.

Yeah I&#39;ve seen people perform scams like that on TV. It doesn&#39;t apply to me, the stupid machine wouldn&#39;t even let me enter my PIN number, I couldn&#39;t select a language&#33; :lol:

I&#39;m not worried, I never even got the chance to punch in my PIN number.