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I fell off the sofa and landed on my back on a pint glass which smashed beneath me, and dragged my mate off who fell on top of me, I have no idea how I avoided being impailed, in fact I have no idea how I managed to come away from it without a scratch seen as the glass looked like this when I stood up.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...tarr/glass.bmp
HAHAHAHAHHEHEHEHE :lol:
U Dummie!
But you didn't witch is good news. :)
Indeed :DQuote:
Originally posted by peat moss@4 August 2004 - 01:40
But you didn't witch is good news. :)
Shocked the hell out of me though, at first I couldn't work out whether I was hurt of not cus I was balanced on my hands and I could feel the points of the glass touching my back.
Made me think ,next time mate on top ! :D
Are you sure the other half's not embedded in your back? :unsure:
:'( I'll just go and check brbQuote:
Originally posted by Rick Phlegm@4 August 2004 - 01:47
Are you sure the other half's not embedded in your back? :unsure:
glad u're okay :01:
:smoke:
Jazz do you have the song 'The Snake' by Al Wilson or Johnny Rivers?
I know this is off topic but it's my topic so there :P
no ill se if i canget it though ;)Quote:
Originally posted by brenda@4 August 2004 - 02:08
Jazz do you have the song 'The Snake' by Al Wilson or Johnny Rivers?
I know this is off topic but it's my topic so there :P
:smoke:
wow, you are still alive
congrats!
how did that glass came there, mybe somebody trying to kill :ghostface:
do you think death is after you? :ghostface:
http://www.whitworthfamily.org/final...nation-two.jpg
maybe you're already dead and you don't know it yet...just like in the sixth sense :unsure: ........ :fear:
There's a very important question here that everyone has missed......
Do you have another glass? Or at least something to put your drink in? :unsure:
Jonno B)
glad to hear youre alright brenda :)
just be sure you dont leave glasses on the floor after you get scotched up <_<
:lol:
Rafi
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@4 August 2004 - 09:34
There's a very important question here that everyone has missed......
Do you have another glass? Or at least something to put your drink in? :unsure:
Jonno B)
You are on a roll, Jonz!!! :lol:
There's one more!Quote:
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@4 August 2004 - 09:34
There's a very important question here that everyone has missed......
What happened to the beer?
@bawa - I left it on the floor :(
@Monkeee - :o
@Alucard1475 - :o
@JONNO - the first thing the guy who's house it was asked me was "that wasn't my Cafereys glass was it" !!
@Rafi - yep that makes sense
@Gurahl - tis ok it was empty
@Yogi...........I am not, I hav'nt had a wan.........Oh I get it :rolleyes:
@Gurahl.........Very very good point :ph34r:
@Brenda......You can spell my name without shouting if you like :)
And I'm not suprised, I would have asked the same thing, however I would never let a girl have a good glass, you girls are always breaking stuff :rolleyes: :lol:
Jonno B)
i've almost died once too !!!
i almost snapped my back when someone fell ontop of me :01:
i couldnt walk properly for 3 weeks !! :01:
God must not have wanted you yet...Quote:
Originally posted by brenda@3 August 2004 - 18:38
I fell off the sofa and landed on my back on a pint glass which smashed beneath me, and dragged my mate off who fell on top of me, I have no idea how I avoided being impailed, in fact I have no idea how I managed to come away from it without a scratch seen as the glass looked like this when I stood up.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...tarr/glass.bmp
Which is a good sign, you're still with us. :D
When I was about Gemby's age, we had this storage shed out back. I thought I would nail this board across the bottom of the doorway to keep the skunks out. Couldn't drive it all the way in, so I just left it. It rained a few days later, and I went out to get something out of the shed, slipped on the mud, and landed on that nail, which just missed my jugular vein by about an inch. :(
Hurt like hell for a long time.
lets all share our near death experiences :01:
i got loads but they are quite boring :rolleyes:
The highyway james dean died on is aloso called blood ally.i was on that highyway with a mad man!i thought i was going to die.
oo i got a good near death experience ..
a fat guy sat next to me on the bus once .... :blink:
scary stuff :fear:
Did he fart or belch profusly?Quote:
Originally posted by gemby!@4 August 2004 - 04:45
oo i got a good near death experience ..
a fat guy sat next to me on the bus once .... :blink:
scary stuff :fear:
I have never had a near death experience. I wont either. I shall live forever.
Brenda - that is one hell of a pathetic embarresing unheroic way to die
This means that you where meant to die a more Spectacular death
(i think the average time between each (near) death experience is 7 years - so enjoy)
With Regards,
DEATH
:ghostface:
ooooo excellent...... always wanted to out with a bang, I think decapitation would be top of my list.Quote:
Originally posted by Zedaxax@4 August 2004 - 13:14
Brenda - that is one hell of a pathetic embarresing unheroic way to die
This means that you where meant to die a more Spectacular death
(i think the average time between each (near) death experience is 7 years - so enjoy)
With Regards,
DEATH
:ghostface:
Actually I got divorced 7 years a go :blink:
@ Jonno - thx ........... I was just copying the way its written :unsure:
Did he fart or belch profusly? [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by UcanRock2+4 August 2004 - 11:54--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (UcanRock2 @ 4 August 2004 - 11:54)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-gemby!@4 August 2004 - 04:45
oo i got a good near death experience ..
a fat guy sat next to me on the bus once .... :blink:
scary stuff :fear:
no he just sat there - all innocent and fat squashing-ness like <_<
Today I have been bitten on the arm.
It looks like a mozzie bite but being in the UK I doubt it.
All around the bite I have developed a mad rash that looks like measles and its spreading all over my arm.
Have I been poisoned dya think ?