To not wank in a day
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To not wank in a day
wank?jackoff?
No
brb...
:lol:Quote:
Originally posted by Withcheese@13 August 2004 - 12:29
brb...
No it's not :01:
:ph34r:
I hav'nt today :)
Yet :lol:
Ziggy is kinda getting me excited in another thread tho :helpsmile:
Jonno B)
i never tried.....................
I did it once :01:
Sticking a cucumber in your ass? :unsure:Quote:
Originally posted by SensualBarfing@13 August 2004 - 12:33
i never tried.....................
Jonno B)
:rolleyes: Liar
edit: oops I was talking to manker :lol:
:D Hi Yogs
Do it 3 time's a day :-p
You can only manage 3? :( Poor Ziggy :hug:Quote:
Originally posted by ziggyjuarez@13 August 2004 - 12:34
Do it 3 time's a day :-p
Jonno B)
I did 40 days and 40 nights without sexual contact last year...(inclduing masturbation)...i got owned tho, my girlfriend at the time (i was away at uni so we were in a long distance relationship) cheated on me during the time :( fkn cumdumpster :(
You can only manage 3? :( Poor Ziggy :hug:Quote:
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+13 August 2004 - 12:37--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS @ 13 August 2004 - 12:37)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-ziggyjuarez@13 August 2004 - 12:34
Do it 3 time's a day :-p
Jonno B) [/b][/quote]
Im a working man.
And that makes what difference? :blink:Quote:
Originally posted by ziggyjuarez@13 August 2004 - 12:38
Im a working man.
I thought most men could go at least 3 times in 1 hours, then a 15 min break before starting again :)
Jonno B)
:x that's one of the most disgusting words I've ever heard.
:unsure: I'm not saying it's not appropriate but still bluck.
:frusty: edit: I really should quote being as slow as I am. I meant Cely's description of his ex.
What? "Working"? ..........Yes I agree :lol:
Jonno B)
after 7 times it starts to hurt :(
God is a cruel bastard :(
well, seeing i got the word from rotten.com *that says it all really*Quote:
Originally posted by *goddess*@13 August 2004 - 22:40
:x that's one of the most disgusting words I've ever heard.
:unsure: I'm not saying it's not appropriate but still bluck.
:frusty: edit: I really should quote being as slow as I am. I meant Cely's description of his ex.
:blink: I know we shouldn't use the dirty word around you Jonno.
:( Sorry Cely.
We're really not all evil whores out to ruin your life.
:o 7?.............You should try some surgical spirit, hardens the skin so you can go at least 14 times before sores start :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by Celerystalksme@13 August 2004 - 12:41
after 7 times it starts to hurt :(
God is a cruel bastard :(
Jonno B)
well, seeing i got the word from rotten.com *that says it all really* [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by Celerystalksme+13 August 2004 - 22:42--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Celerystalksme @ 13 August 2004 - 22:42)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-*goddess*@13 August 2004 - 22:40
:x that's one of the most disgusting words I've ever heard.
:unsure: I'm not saying it's not appropriate but still bluck.
:frusty: edit: I really should quote being as slow as I am. I meant Cely's description of his ex.
:rolleyes: Fair enuff, was just giving my opinion..... didn't say it meant anything :lol:
@ Godess...i know not all women are evil whores, just the ones i've gone out with are...
@ Jonno...thats an image i could of done with out :(
It is, I've done it.
'twas a long time ago, and both my arms were broken.
What? Me wanking 2 handed? :blink:Quote:
Originally posted by Celerystalksme@13 August 2004 - 12:45
@ Jonno...thats an image i could of done with out :(
@Mr.S.......How do you break your arms wanking? :blink:
Jonno B)
:unsure: Snny, what've you done with 2 broken arms
:( and how did they both get broken?
;) S'ok Cely, just reminding ya.
<_< You buggers do some damage too.
Erm, I think the point was that they were broken before.
I'm lying through my teeth, I never broke anything in my life.
:unsure: But wouldn't wanking hurt em?
I once broke a plate :ph34r:Quote:
Originally posted by SnnY@13 August 2004 - 12:49
I'm lying through my teeth, I never broke anything in my life
And several pint glasses :01:
And my nose :rolleyes:
Jonno B)
I think you need to adjust the daylight savings time in your board options Jonno.
Unless you've moved.
:blink: Why?
Jonno B)
Because you seemed to be an hour behind on that quote there.
my record is 13 tiems in oen day I cummed
I think mine is possibly 4 non stop and 17 thru one 24 hour period :01:
Thunder storms and good company :D
Jonno B)
It just feels so good
I always thought the 3rd was best, dunno why, just more intense :D
Jonno B)
<_< Get back to the insults.
:blink: Think of all the wasted energy :unsure:
I'd rather think of all the wasted gametes and therefore all the zygotes jonno and ad didn't create :)Quote:
Originally posted by SnnY@13 August 2004 - 14:24
:blink: Think of all the wasted energy :unsure:
Good poin there manker, very good point.