I updated a paragraph on my CV to include the job I got sacked from :lol: :lol:
Not bad for 2 weeks unemployment :01:
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I updated a paragraph on my CV to include the job I got sacked from :lol: :lol:
Not bad for 2 weeks unemployment :01:
:frusty: Bugger, thought you were gonna say you'd got a job.
:unsure: Did you check out the possibility of unfair dismissal claim?
Yeah but Dan, hav'nt you found that while you're not working time flies by?
I did when I was'nt working, weeks just flew by man, it was scary :ph34r:
Jonno B)
I never wrote a CV, not sure I'd include everything I've done anyway.
Lets just say that my brief period of working for ford was a tad, hmmm, counter-productive. :ph34r:
Bet you just sat around tweaking your nob. :blink:Quote:
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@17 August 2004 - 15:08
Yeah but Dan, hav'nt you found that while you're not working time flies by?
I did when I was'nt working, weeks just flew by man, it was scary :ph34r:
Jonno B)
;) CV's are never a true account of your employment history tho.Quote:
Originally posted by SnnY@17 August 2004 - 23:14
I never wrote a CV, not sure I'd include everything I've done anyway.
Lets just say that my brief period of working for ford was a tad, hmmm, counter-productive. :ph34r:
:D You make up/embellish good stuff and omit any negative stuff.
:o How'd you know what Jonno was up to while unemployed, he leave the webcam on for ya?
;) CV's are never a true account of your employment history tho.Quote:
Originally posted by *goddess*+17 August 2004 - 15:23--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (*goddess* @ 17 August 2004 - 15:23)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-SnnY@17 August 2004 - 23:14
I never wrote a CV, not sure I'd include everything I've done anyway.
Lets just say that my brief period of working for ford was a tad, hmmm, counter-productive. :ph34r:
:D You make up/embellish good stuff and omit any negative stuff.
:o How'd you know what Jonno was up to while unemployed, he leave the webcam on for ya? [/b][/quote]
I'd call it an educated guess.
I try and be honest with those things, so far it hasn't actually hurt me.
I once got a job after spending a large part of the interview telling the bloke about how badly I did at the ford place.
It does fly by, I have done feck all constructive :lol:
;) Mine's erm....... based on the truth Snny :P
:rolleyes: Surely hours and hours on the internet could be interpreted as constructive couldn't it Dan? :lol:
Mine is the truth :o
4 jobs in 8 years isn't bad is it :unsure:Quote:
Personal
Date of birth: 9th April 1978
I am an honest, trustworthy and reliable person. I am quick to work well on my own and as an effective and conscientious team member. I am quick to learn and implement new systems and procedures.
Education & Qualifications
Christ’s Hospital, Horsham, West Sussex
GCSE’s Art A
Science B/B
English C/C
Maths C
French C
History D
Geography E
NVQ Level 2 Building Society Services
Others OCR CLAIT
OCR IBT2
Employment
April 2004 – August 2004
Call Centre Operative – Smith & Byford Ltd
Provide call centre service to a large base of Local Authority Housing tenants in relation to Central Heating repairs & maintenance. Manage engineers’ diaries to ensure logistical viability and effectiveness coupled with ensuring the availability of all parts and materials as required by engineers. Progressing and monitoring outstanding jobs in relation to maintained database. Inputting engineers’ timesheets onto computer system. Checking and inputting the statutory annual Gas Safety certificates for properties to ensure fulfilment of Government Health & Safety legislation
November 2002 – April 2004
Customer Service Officer – Rosebery Homecall Property Services
Provide call centre staff to several Housing Associations’ tenants in relation to repairs & maintenance issues. I am responsible for the gas contract we have with a large Surrey Housing Association (650+ properties) these tasks include getting authorisation for boiler replacements, ensuring the sub-contractors are running smoothly, maintaining the database of records and keeping it up to date, liasing with our client and their consultant and ensuring any problems are dealt with quickly and efficiently. Input operative’s timesheets onto computer system so labour costs can be added to jobs for invoicing. I also check and write up the sub-contractor and material invoices before passing them to the Finance Dept. I am also responsible for ensuring the smooth running of two of our smaller contracts as well.
November 1996 – April 2000
Customer Adviser – Nationwide Building Society
Provide an efficient and friendly service to customers. Process till transactions. Open and advise on new accounts. Responsible for till and overall branch monies and their reconciliation. Maintain cash machine. Deal with customer queries over the phone and face to face. Undertake a wide range of administrative duties including the day-to-day administration of the current accounts
May 1996 – November 1996
Administrative Assistant – Cheshire Foundation Housing Association
Provide all round administrative support, including the drafting and preparation of letters, reports agendas and minutes of meetings. Maintaining and ordering stationery supplies. Operating the petty cash account. Maintaining database of tenants. Dealing with contractors for housing repairs and new construction works.
I've seen one or two cvs in my time, Dan. And that one isn't half bad.Quote:
Originally posted by danb@17 August 2004 - 14:58
Mine is the truth :o
4 jobs in 8 years isn't bad is it :unsure:Quote:
Personal
Date of birth: 9th April 1978
I am an honest, trustworthy and reliable person. I am quick to work well on my own and as an effective and conscientious team member. I am quick to learn and implement new systems and procedures.
Education & Qualifications
Christ’s Hospital, Horsham, West Sussex
GCSE’s Art A
Science B/B
English C/C
Maths C
French C
History D
Geography E
NVQ Level 2 Building Society Services
Others OCR CLAIT
OCR IBT2
Employment
April 2004 – August 2004
Call Centre Operative – Smith & Byford Ltd
Provide call centre service to a large base of Local Authority Housing tenants in relation to Central Heating repairs & maintenance. Manage engineers’ diaries to ensure logistical viability and effectiveness coupled with ensuring the availability of all parts and materials as required by engineers. Progressing and monitoring outstanding jobs in relation to maintained database. Inputting engineers’ timesheets onto computer system. Checking and inputting the statutory annual Gas Safety certificates for properties to ensure fulfilment of Government Health & Safety legislation
November 2002 – April 2004
Customer Service Officer – Rosebery Homecall Property Services
Provide call centre staff to several Housing Associations’ tenants in relation to repairs & maintenance issues. I am responsible for the gas contract we have with a large Surrey Housing Association (650+ properties) these tasks include getting authorisation for boiler replacements, ensuring the sub-contractors are running smoothly, maintaining the database of records and keeping it up to date, liasing with our client and their consultant and ensuring any problems are dealt with quickly and efficiently. Input operative’s timesheets onto computer system so labour costs can be added to jobs for invoicing. I also check and write up the sub-contractor and material invoices before passing them to the Finance Dept. I am also responsible for ensuring the smooth running of two of our smaller contracts as well.
November 1996 – April 2000
Customer Adviser – Nationwide Building Society
Provide an efficient and friendly service to customers. Process till transactions. Open and advise on new accounts. Responsible for till and overall branch monies and their reconciliation. Maintain cash machine. Deal with customer queries over the phone and face to face. Undertake a wide range of administrative duties including the day-to-day administration of the current accounts
May 1996 – November 1996
Administrative Assistant – Cheshire Foundation Housing Association
Provide all round administrative support, including the drafting and preparation of letters, reports agendas and minutes of meetings. Maintaining and ordering stationery supplies. Operating the petty cash account. Maintaining database of tenants. Dealing with contractors for housing repairs and new construction works.
Good GCSE marks too :D
Aaaww shucks Manker, thanks :">
Only missed the birthdate by a year, well done.
:lol: Luckily I hadn't sent it out yetQuote:
Originally posted by SnnY@17 August 2004 - 15:14
Only missed the birthdate by a year, well done.
work sux balls :angry:
Sure does :DQuote:
Originally posted by bujub22@17 August 2004 - 16:32
work sux balls :angry:
Being unemployed is great but I know my money is going to run out soon :(
Sure does :DQuote:
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work sux balls :angry:
Being unemployed is great but I know my money is going to run out soon :( [/b][/quote]
ya that parts sux! , i did the same and now my money almost down to shit sep for what im saving fo me car!
and now that im not home spending it on bills my bank accout has really risen ,and i think that s1 reason my girl wants me back cuz she can't afford the house without my paychecks :lol: but i keep telling her im not ready to come home and everything in that house is going to shit :P
Are you planning on going back though? :unsure:
A little update - today I got off my arse, went to the CAB office only to find them closed as they had topo many people in already, I then couldn't find the employment agency either :lol:
Since getting home and actually using the net for something constructive I have found the agency and sent them my cv, applied for a jobs on another agency's site and got my Council Tax Benefit form being sent to me.
Just means I have to get up and go out again tomorrow to the Job Centre :(
Grrr, why can't I just win the lottery :angry:
;) Cos ya didn't remember to buy a ticket while you were out?
my mums been saving up her benefits for something. this morning i went to the post office and they took the book cos its expired and she still got £300 on it
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
wait that isnt funny :(
but at least you tried :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by danb@18 August 2004 - 13:52
A little update - today I got off my arse, went to the CAB office only to find them closed as they had topo many people in already, I then couldn't find the employment agency either :lol:
Since getting home and actually using the net for something constructive I have found the agency and sent them my cv, applied for a jobs on another agency's site and got my Council Tax Benefit form being sent to me.
Just means I have to get up and go out again tomorrow to the Job Centre :(
Grrr, why can't I just win the lottery :angry:
now the question is, can you get up early 2 days in a row?
Can I get up early 2 days in a row? Hmm, we shall see :D
would it be wrong if i took bets on it?
As long as I get a cut :P
wow you are lazy :01:
your my idol now :)
but i think you should've left it a bit longer :P
actually its too much work to get the bets in n the money n all that... so no cut for you
ok im really taking bets but dan cant have a cut cuz he will bet against me and then purposely get up on time just ot piss me off n take my money
Oh dear, what's your mother going to say :ph34r:Quote:
Originally posted by gemby!@18 August 2004 - 16:05
your my idol now :)
Mathea, i can read yellow :P
Oh dear, what's your mother going to say :ph34r:Quote:
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your my idol now :)
Mathea, i can read yellow :P [/b][/quote]
probably ''who's dan ???'' :unsure:
probably ''who's dan ???'' :unsure: [/b][/quote]Quote:
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@18 August 2004 - 16:05
your my idol now :)
Oh dear, what's your mother going to say :ph34r:
Mathea, i can read yellow :P
:nono:
no i think its more along the lines of http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/whack.gif
dammit! :angry:Quote:
Originally posted by danb@18 August 2004 - 15:15
Mathea, i can read yellow :P
dammit! :angry: [/b][/quote]Quote:
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Mathea, i can read yellow :P
Damn him and his colour-reading ways.
Damn him and his colour-reading ways. [/b][/quote]Quote:
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@18 August 2004 - 15:15
Mathea, i can read yellow :P
dammit! :angry:
yay for me :01:
Damn him and his colour-reading ways. [/b][/quote]Quote:
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@18 August 2004 - 15:15
Mathea, i can read yellow :P
dammit! :angry:
the nerve of some people, I tell ya
yay for me :01: [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by danb+18 August 2004 - 18:48--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (danb @ 18 August 2004 - 18:48)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Quote:
Originally posted by SnnY@18 August 2004 - 18:24
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@18 August 2004 - 15:15
Mathea, i can read yellow :P
dammit! :angry:
Damn him and his colour-reading ways.
if you can see colour why is your avatar in black nd white ??
and a bit of grey
if you can see colour why is your avatar in black nd white ??Quote:
Originally posted by gemby!+18 August 2004 - 21:34--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (gemby! @ 18 August 2004 - 21:34)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Quote:
Originally posted by danb@18 August 2004 - 18:48
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Originally posted by SnnY@18 August 2004 - 18:24
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Originally posted by Mathea@18 August 2004 - 19:20
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@18 August 2004 - 15:15
Mathea, i can read yellow :P
dammit! :angry:
Damn him and his colour-reading ways.
yay for me :01:
and a bit of grey [/b][/quote]
I think its cos its meant to be old looking :unsure: