The Coolest Thang!! Package Arrived 2-1

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10-07-2004, 10:11 AM
Yogi

The Coolest Thang!! Package Arrived 2-1

And guess what: It came from NY!!! :w00t:

Yes,Yes, it is from Crystal! :wub:

And it is full of cool stuff!!! :clap:

To honour the gesture, i'll make it a game!! :p

Present 1:

http://premium.uploadit.org/poeper/chrystal1.jpg

What is it?????

Yogi
10-07-2004, 10:31 AM
JONNO_CELEBS

Re: The Coolest Thang!! Package Arrived 2-1

You got one too? :o

Awww everyone get tehs parcels cept me :'(

And that looks either like the alien clit massager..............or an upside down ashtray :blink:

Jonno :cool:
10-07-2004, 10:32 AM
Illuminati

Re: The Coolest Thang!! Package Arrived 2-1

It looks like a crystal-looking green lobster :huh: Or someone that'd be on sale at Ann Summers :blink:

Maybe it's both... :ph34r:
10-07-2004, 10:33 AM
DanB

Re: The Coolest Thang!! Package Arrived 2-1

Lobster soap?
10-07-2004, 10:41 AM
JONNO_CELEBS

Re: The Coolest Thang!! Package Arrived 2-1

Quote:

Originally Posted by Illuminati

It looks like a crystal-looking green lobster :huh:

:blink: Crystal looks like a green lobster?:blink:

Jonno :cool:
10-07-2004, 11:43 AM
Yogi

Re: The Coolest Thang!! Package Arrived 2-1

Quote:

Originally Posted by JONNO_CELEBS

You got one too? :o

Awww everyone get tehs parcels cept me :'(

And that looks either like the alien clit massager..............or an upside down ashtray :blink:

Jonno :cool:

You are close, but obviously a little oversexed.............

And if you want a pressie-box; just send me your addy!!!!

GneGne!!!

Yogi
10-07-2004, 11:44 AM
Yogi

Re: The Coolest Thang!! Package Arrived 2-1

Quote:

Originally Posted by danb

Lobster soap?

Nope.............
10-07-2004, 11:45 AM
Yogi

Re: The Coolest Thang!! Package Arrived 2-1

Quote:

Originally Posted by Illuminati

It looks like a crystal-looking green lobster :huh: Or someone that'd be on sale at Ann Summers :blink:

Maybe it's both... :ph34r:

I thought Ann Summers was just lingerie..............
10-07-2004, 11:47 AM
bujub22

Re: The Coolest Thang!! Package Arrived 2-1

Quote:

Originally Posted by SensualBarfing

And guess what: It came from NY!!! :w00t:

Yes,Yes, it is from Crystal! :wub:

And it is full of cool stuff!!! :clap:

To honour the gesture, i'll make it a game!! :p

Present 1:

http://premium.uploadit.org/poeper/chrystal1.jpg

What is it?????

Yogi

wtf is that ?

is that a candle lobster or frog holder?
10-07-2004, 11:49 AM
Yogi

Re: The Coolest Thang!! Package Arrived 2-1

Quote:

Originally Posted by bujub22

wtf is that ?

is that a candle lobster or frog holder?

Nope.

Hint: The exact word is allready in this thread...... :huh:
10-07-2004, 11:49 AM
manker

Re: The Coolest Thang!! Package Arrived 2-1

I think it's a penis adornment. For decoration and stimulation of the lady, maybe.
10-07-2004, 11:54 AM
Guillaume

Re: The Coolest Thang!! Package Arrived 2-1

Quote:

Originally Posted by SensualBarfing

Hint: The exact word is allready in this thread...... :huh:

What? It's teh massage device?
:unsure:
10-07-2004, 11:59 AM
bujub22

Re: The Coolest Thang!! Package Arrived 2-1

Quote:

Originally Posted by SensualBarfing

Nope.

Hint: The exact word is allready in this thread...... :huh:

a vibrating lobster ?? kinda looks like it has batteries in it?
10-07-2004, 12:01 PM
Yogi

Re: The Coolest Thang!! Package Arrived 2-1

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gurahl

What? It's teh massage device?
:unsure:

Congrats!!!!

A massager.

Not a sex device.

Unless.......... :sick:

Yogi
10-07-2004, 12:02 PM
DanB

Re: The Coolest Thang!! Package Arrived 2-1

Damn my post being at the bottom of the other page
10-07-2004, 12:03 PM
Guillaume

Re: The Coolest Thang!! Package Arrived 2-1

Quote:

Originally Posted by SensualBarfing

Not a sex device.

Lobster-shaped? :huh:
Definitely not a sex device... :blink:
10-07-2004, 12:04 PM
bujub22

Re: The Coolest Thang!! Package Arrived 2-1

Quote:

Originally Posted by SensualBarfing

Congrats!!!!

A massager.

Not a sex device.

Unless.......... :x

Yogi

damn i was close when i said jus a vibrating lobster!!rrr
10-07-2004, 12:08 PM
Yogi

Re: The Coolest Thang!! Package Arrived 2-1

Quote:

Originally Posted by bujub22

damn i was close when i said jus a vibrating lobster!!rrr

It doesn't vibrate.

Unless you have tremors... :lol:
10-07-2004, 12:10 PM
bujub22

Re: The Coolest Thang!! Package Arrived 2-1

Quote:

Originally Posted by SensualBarfing

It doesn't vibrate.

Unless you have tremors... :lol:

then how the hell is it a messager?? if it dont vibrate!
10-07-2004, 12:17 PM
bigboab

Re: The Coolest Thang!! Package Arrived 2-1

Its a Crystal frog.:rolleyes:
10-07-2004, 12:18 PM
Yogi

Re: The Coolest Thang!! Package Arrived 2-1

Quote:

Originally Posted by bujub22

then how the hell is it a messager?? if it dont vibrate!

So a masseuse or masseur has vibrating hands????

I really missed out on that, damnit!! :lol:
10-07-2004, 12:22 PM
manker

Re: The Coolest Thang!! Package Arrived 2-1

Quote:

Originally Posted by SensualBarfing

So a masseuse or masseur has vibrating hands????

I really missed out on that, damnit!! :lol:

Yeah, they are pliable and movable, at least.

I see where Bujub is coming from. I think all massagers have movable or vibrating parts.
10-07-2004, 12:26 PM
bigboab

Re: The Coolest Thang!! Package Arrived 2-1

Quote:

Originally Posted by manker

Yeah, they are pliable and movable, at least.

I see where Bujub is coming from.

How can you see that?:blink:
10-07-2004, 12:27 PM
bujub22

Re: The Coolest Thang!! Package Arrived 2-1

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigboab

How can you see that?:blink:

webcam??
10-07-2004, 12:29 PM
bigboab

Re: The Coolest Thang!! Package Arrived 2-1

Quote:

Originally Posted by bujub22

webcam??

Have you spelt that correctly?:rolleyes:
10-07-2004, 12:31 PM
bujub22

Re: The Coolest Thang!! Package Arrived 2-1

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigboab

Have you spelt that correctly?:rolleyes:

do i ever?
10-07-2004, 12:32 PM
manker

Re: The Coolest Thang!! Package Arrived 2-1

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigboab

Have you spelt that correctly?:rolleyes:

He got the first letter right :shifty:
10-07-2004, 12:34 PM
Yogi

Re: The Coolest Thang!! Package Arrived 2-1

Quote:

Originally Posted by manker

Yeah, they are pliable and movable, at least.

I see where Bujub is coming from. I think all massagers have movable or vibrating parts.

Nope.

There are heaps of massagers without moving parts.

http://www.backbenimble.com/new/page..._balls_new.jpg

http://www.profilefashionaccessories...m_3343-150.jpg

http://www.pantawee.dk/images/wat_luang15.jpg

http://www.tufftoys.bc.ca/sputnikmassager.jpg
10-07-2004, 12:36 PM
bujub22

Re: The Coolest Thang!! Package Arrived 2-1

Quote:

Originally Posted by SensualBarfing

Nope.

There are heaps of massagers without moving parts.
http://www.backbenimble.com/new/page..._balls_new.jpg

http://www.profilefashionaccessories...m_3343-150.jpg
http://www.pantawee.dk/images/wat_luang15.jpg
http://www.tufftoys.bc.ca/sputnikmassager.jpg

guess your right ;)
10-07-2004, 12:37 PM
bujub22

Re: The Coolest Thang!! Package Arrived 2-1

Quote:

Originally Posted by manker

He got the first letter right :shifty:

u bastards !!
10-07-2004, 12:41 PM
manker

Re: The Coolest Thang!! Package Arrived 2-1

Fair point, Yogi.

My experience of massage equipment must have been limited to the lazyarse ilk ;)
10-07-2004, 12:47 PM
Yogi

Re: The Coolest Thang!! Package Arrived 2-1

Quote:

Originally Posted by manker

Fair point, Yogi.

My experience of massage equipment must have been limited to the lazyarse ilk ;)

I understand!!! :lol:

My best and most used massage-device is sitting next to me, it even can do

the dishes!!!!
10-07-2004, 12:52 PM
bujub22

Re: The Coolest Thang!! Package Arrived 2-1

Quote:

Originally Posted by SensualBarfing

I understand!!! :lol:

My best and most used massage-device is sitting next to me, it even can do

the dishes!!!!

:lol: :lol: .......
10-11-2004, 12:08 AM
Mathea

Re: The Coolest Thang!! Package Arrived 2-1

woot! glad it got there! and glad u enjoyed it :P ive been working most of the time and it sucks, but its nice to come back and see that my package got there :)

and jonno, ill send u prezzies if you want, gimem ur addy
10-11-2004, 12:55 AM
bujub22

Re: The Coolest Thang!! Package Arrived 2-1

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mathea

woot! glad it got there! and glad u enjoyed it :P ive been working most of the time and it sucks, but its nice to come back and see that my package got there :)

and jonno, ill send u prezzies if you want, gimem ur addy

:angry: where my candy panties?
10-11-2004, 02:07 AM
Mathea

Re: The Coolest Thang!! Package Arrived 2-1

funny thing is, i dont sell porn anymore :P however, Ill tell my friend bekkey to grab some n they will be on their way at some point, k? :P

The time now is 11:57 PM