guess what i hav to do?

piss :lol:

anyone care to hold it while i go? :unsure:

no fluk off

:flowers:

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Originally Posted by danb

no fluk off

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no u can't jerk me off ,i said hold it :blink:

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Originally Posted by Arcadia

:flowers:

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dont smell like rosey from what i jus did :blink: :lol:

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Originally Posted by bujub22

dont smell like rosey from what i jus did :blink: :lol:

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thats what you get for eating :shit::ermm:

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Originally Posted by Arcadia

thats what you get for eating :shit::ermm:

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watermelon jolly rancher ;)

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Originally Posted by bujub22

piss :lol:

anyone care to hold it while i go? :unsure:

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what's worrying is that you didn't ask if any female cares to hold it :unsure:

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Originally Posted by vidcc

what's worrying is that you didn't ask if any female cares to hold it :unsure:

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i jus wanted to see how many ppl would look in the thread really :P

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Originally Posted by bujub22

watermelon jolly rancher ;)

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they're tasty as fook!:o

I like drinking scrumpy cause it makes mine smell like apples

But the question stll remains did you do it sitting down?

1. whats scrumpy?
2. im reserving this space depending on ur reply

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Originally Posted by Arcadia

they're tasty as fook!:o

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jus traded that in for a big bowl of noodles :01:

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Originally Posted by Mathea

1. whats scrumpy?
2. im reserving this space depending on ur reply

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Very very very very very very srong cider. :01:

Scrumpy is a rough cider made in the west country and makes you do strange things when you drink a couple of pints :beerchug:

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Originally Posted by 15%

But the question stll remains did you do it sitting down?

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i shit and piss standing! :blink:

cider doesnt taste v good

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Originally Posted by Mathea

cider doesnt taste v good

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i had cinnamin cider today it was good -warmed

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Originally Posted by Mathea

cider doesnt taste v good

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Scrumpy doesnt TASTE like Cider though... and there are different types of cider too...

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Originally Posted by Mathea

cider doesnt taste v good

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After one pint of this stuff you won't give a sh*t what it tastes loike :D

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Originally Posted by gripper103.2

After one pint of this stuff you won't give a sh*t what it tastes loike :D

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:( i want some

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Originally Posted by Rat Faced

Scrumpy doesnt TASTE like Cider though... and there are different types of cider too...

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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well if cider=fermented apples then it doesnt taste v good imo

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Originally Posted by Mathea

well if cider=fermented apples then it doesnt taste v good imo

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:( nevermind dont want none

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Originally Posted by Mathea

well if cider=fermented apples then it doesnt taste v good imo

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nor me, even the smell of it makes me feel ill

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nor me, even the smell of it makes me feel ill

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jus thinkin of it makes me wana shit!

ur v open arent you?


hint: theres some things we dont need to know

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Originally Posted by Mathea

ur v open arent you?


hint: theres some things we dont need to know

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i use 2 ply ;)

:lol:

nice me too

is much softer

i have nice soft fluffy tp

i shaved my balls today ;) gave myself the pornstar trim

why did i click get new post?

I dont know

cuz i am a fool

You said it :D

damn you

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Originally Posted by Mathea

damn you

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I don't want to burn in hell for ever :(

hahah too late

but dont worry ill prolly die first and ive already resigned to the fact thats where ill be spending eternity :P