Ok seriously......

What happens to the food you eat if you don't take a dump?:unsure:

Yes I know I'm uncooth :01:

Jonno :cool:

Some gets converted to energy, some to Proteins and Fats, and the rest stays in your Colon :P

Oh dear :ph34r:
So when you doing sod all, not a lot of it is gonna be used for enery, dunno about protien but my gut is huge man, I look pregnant :lol:
And the rest........like I said.......Oh dear :ph34r:

Jonno :cool:

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Yogi you're a si.........oh never mind :rolleyes: :lol:

Jonno :cool:

I can hear that from you anytime , jonzy!!! :wub:

:lol: You really are a fucking freak :lol:

Jonno :cool:

Here`s a pencil and paper to work it out. :lol: :lol:

http://www.calstat.org/leadershipins...otos/paper.jpg

If you don’t go then little poo demons get the scent of you and climb into your arse to feast on you :unsure:

Go for the prunes, califig only sorts it so you have a big dump the following morning

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:lol: You really are a fucking freak :lol:

Jonno :cool:

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There's http:// twice in your link Yogi.

I'm not laughing man :rolleyes:

I mean think about it, since I last went I have aprox eaten

5 Baked spud
1lb of ham
1/2lb of cheese
full length french stick (bread)
Half a lettuce
6 tomatoes
Some beef
Cornish pastie
6 bags of crisps
8 apples
6 banana's
bunch of grapes
3 pears
8 slices of toast
2 pork pies
piece of haddock
1/2lb of mash potatoe
4 scotch eggs

I mean come on, there's not enough room in me for all that :ph34r:

Jonno :cool:

It's not a laughing matter, but I love the way Jonno had to specify that the French stick was, in fact, bread :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: Yeah you only said that cos I stopped you from doing your thing with inuendo :P

Jonno :cool:

Well then do as JPFugley says, go to your GP...
Maybe it's just a side effect of your operation.

I don't know how much a physician costs in the uk, but peace of mind has no cost.
@Manker: I have nothing to do with all this, I swear.

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It's not a laughing matter, but I love the way Jonno had to specify that the French stick was, in fact, bread :lol: :lol:

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:lol: :lol: he had too fo the sick 1's :lol:

It's 9:30pm man :rolleyes:

And it's the pills I have :dry:

Jonno :cool:

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Originally Posted by Guillaume

@Manker: I have nothing to do with all this, I swear.

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You should be proud, Jonno did describe it as a full length :cool:

:blushing:

:lol: :lol:

Funny cos when I typed it, for some reason I thought of Gurahl's member :ph34r:

:lol:

Jonno :cool:

My, you really are insatiable.

Isn't Nikki enough anymore?

Seriously Jonno,

After your Op, you do not want constipation...

The strain on that muscle group could pull the stitches apart mate

:(

Dude I know that, trust me, I'm trying here, never eaten so much fruit, drank fig stuff and orange juice so much in my life :lol: :ph34r:

@Gurahl.....Did I say that? :P you know how my mind works :lol:

Jonno :cool:

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Dude I know that, trust me, I'm trying here, never eaten so much fruit, drank fig stuff and orange juice so much in my life :lol: :ph34r:

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Maybe it's not enough... Ever heard of fecaloma? :pinch:

Face what? :blink:

Jonno :cool:

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cop·ro·ma (k-prm)
n.

The accumulation of hardened feces in the colon or rectum giving the appearance of an abdominal tumor. Also called fecaloma, stercoroma.

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Painful, and embarassing to have removed, but nothing life-threatening. :sick:

drink water. lots of it. When is the last time you did?

Thanks for that :ph34r:

Jonno :cool:

spread your ass and lift your sak :blink:

Maybe the Surgeon put the net too far around :blink:

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Maybe the Surgeon put the net too far around :blink:

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:blink: around what?

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Originally Posted by bujub22

spread your ass and lift your sak :blink:

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:blink:

Are you going to buy him a drink first?

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:blink:

Are you going to buy him a drink first?

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chocolate oreo elax shake after words

Its a common symptom after an operation Jonno.:)


But just in case, check that they haven't stictched the wrong hole up.:rolleyes:

Back to the thread.:) An old fellow once told me 'If the wee burd does not shite it will burst':lol: :lol:

:( horrible thought or suggestion

but stick afinger up there to make sure something not clogged
maybe better u then some big manly ,hairy long finger man doing it! :blink:

Road Trip?

damn, now we are all waiting to see if Jonno takes a dump :blink:

Try apple Juice too, seems to work good on me ;)

jus sit on the toilet and think of a tree falling in the forest ;)