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You could`nt print us a couple of airline tickets to go with them could you.?? :01:
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Originally Posted by hippychick
Will Tony Glavin, the pocket rocket still be playing?
Slobo Illyefski (sp) as the goalie?
Free what? Is this golf? :unsure: This better not be about golf :dry:
Jonno:cool:
Clue in the title? :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene
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Originally Posted by titleage
Yeah but if it's about golf I don't wanna know :dry:
Jonno :cool:
:lol: :lol:
Jonno's been at the wine gums ;)
I once knew someone who pretended he got drunk of this. :lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by DanB
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:lol: :lol:
Didn't we all :unsure:
Know someone that is not pretend to be drunk :lol:
Well, it is actually, but a wee bit modified.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene
The hole is enlarged and a goalie is placed in front of it.
The ball is enlarged and kicked instead of hit with clubs.
Instead it being 1 person, it is 2 teams of 5 each.
The scoring is identical except a high score is now better than a low one.
As you can see, it essentially equivalent to golf, but played indoors.
BTW Jonno do you know what "delirium tremens" are?
:D NO! :01:
Jonno :cool:
Nothing to worry about, jonno..............
Complicated alcohol abstinence (delirium tremens)
Provided by A.D.A.M., Inc.
Overview | Treatment
Definition Alcohol withdrawal is a disorder involving sudden and severe mental changes (psychosis) or neurologic changes (including seizures) caused by stopping the use of alcohol. Hemodynamic changes such as rapid pulse rate, elevated blood pressure, and temperature elevation may also be present.
Alternative Names DT's; Alcohol withdrawal
Causes, incidence, and risk factors
Complicated alcohol abstinence (delirium tremens) occurs in approximately 1 out of 10,000 people. Risks include an alcoholic binge period where alcohol use is heavy and intake of food is inadequate.
It may also be triggered by head injury, infection, or illness in people with a history of heavy use of alcohol. It is most common in people who have a history of experiencing alcohol withdrawal state when alcohol is stopped, especially in those who have an alcohol intake equivalent to 7 to 8 pints of beer (or 1 pint of "hard" alcohol) per day for several months, and in those with a history of habitual alcohol use or alcoholism that has existed for more than 10 years.
Symptoms occur because of the toxic effects of alcohol on the brain and nervous system. They may be severe and progress rapidly.
Prevention Avoid or minimize the use of alcohol. Treat known alcoholism appropriately. Obtain prompt medical treatment for symptoms of alcohol withdrawal state. Also, look into alcohol detoxification or "detox" centers in your area, as well as alcohol rehabilitation centers or "rehab" facilities.
Symptoms
Additional symptoms that may be occur:
- Symptoms of alcohol withdrawal
- Feeling jumpy or nervous
- Feeling shaky
- Anxiety
- Irritability or easily excited
- Emotional volatility, rapid emotional changes
- Depression
- Fatigue
- Difficulty thinking clearly
- Palpitations (sensation of feeling the heart beat)
- Headache, general, pulsating
- Sweating, especially the palms of the hands or the face
- Nausea
- Vomiting
- Loss of appetite
- Insomnia, difficulty falling asleep
- Pale skin
- Mental status changes
- Mood changes rapidly
- Restlessness
- Increased activity
- Decreased attention span
- Excitement
- Fear
- Confusion, disorientation
- Agitation, irritability
- Hallucinations, visual hallucinations (snakes, bugs, etc.) are most common
- Sensory hyperacuity (highly sensitive to light, sound, touch, etc.)
- Delirium (severe, acute loss of mental functions)
- Decreased mental status
- Seizures
- Usually generalized tonic-clonic seizures
- Most common in first 24 - 48 hours
- Most common in people with previous alcohol withdrawal complications
- Body tremors
Note: Symptoms most commonly occur within 72 hours after the last drink, but may occur up to 7 to 10 days after the last drink. Symptoms may progress rapidly.
Signs and tests
Complicated alcohol abstinence is a medical emergency. The health care provider should be consulted promptly.
An examination of the neuromuscular system may show an increased startle reflex, rapid rhythmic muscle tremor, or other changes indicating alcohol withdrawal. Evidence of increased autonomic function -- such as profuse sweating -- may be present.
There may be symptoms of dehydration or malnutrition, and signs indicating electrolyte disturbances. An eye inspection may show abnormalities of eye muscle movement -- such as lid lag. The heart rate may be rapid, and there may be an irregular heart beat. The blood pressure may be normal, elevated, or low.
A serum toxicology screen is usually positive for alcohol. Serum chemistry (chem-20) may show electrolyte disturbances, especially decreased levels of potassium and magnesium. An ECG (electrocardiogram) may show arrhythmias. An EEG (electroencephalogram) may be performed to rule out other causes of seizures.
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You have just spoiled it Yogi.:( jonno thought that delirium tremens was a Japanese earthquake .:blink:
Nice Yogi, but you forgot to mention the main symptom.
Confusing soccer with golf.
Also using the term "soccer" to describe "football" is another symptom. :lol:
Seeing my history with described subject it should be considered a miracle iQuote:
Originally Posted by hobbes
only forgot one .........say again????...........................:lol:
Why are you talking to me, I haven't posted in this thread, have I?Quote:
Originally Posted by Yogi
Who are you talking too????:blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by hobbes