If you wanted to kill

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11-02-2004, 12:49 AM
ziggyjuarez

If you wanted to kill

yourself how would you do it?a gun,slit your rist,or jump?I think i would take a lot of pills:cool2:
11-02-2004, 12:52 AM
DarthInsinuate

Re: If you wanted to kill

i would try and take down a knife/gun wielding criminal - i'd get a decent tombstone that way
11-02-2004, 12:54 AM
ziggyjuarez

Re: If you wanted to kill

haha thats a good way:lol:
11-02-2004, 01:09 AM
Yogi

Re: If you wanted to kill

:unsure: Can't i just wait????
11-02-2004, 01:12 AM
Lilmiss

Re: If you wanted to kill

.......http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/th_pokey.gif

:whistling
11-02-2004, 01:13 AM
{I}{K}{E}

Re: If you wanted to kill

I dont kill myself. so there is no reason 2 think what the easiest would be
11-02-2004, 01:14 AM
ahctlucabbuS

Re: If you wanted to kill

Yea, I don't have the habit of going around and killing myself either
11-02-2004, 01:15 AM
Afronaut

Re: If you wanted to kill

blah
11-02-2004, 01:24 AM
Lilmiss

Re: If you wanted to kill

I'd go with the whacking stick. :whistling

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/th_pokey.gif
11-02-2004, 05:59 AM
green_beetle

Re: If you wanted to kill

falling unconcous and then dying, but only after or during i was doing somthing historic.
11-02-2004, 06:06 AM
Arm

Re: If you wanted to kill

Shoot myself or try drug overdosing/lethal combinations I know of.
11-02-2004, 06:20 AM
cpt_azad

Re: If you wanted to kill

Quote:

Originally Posted by lilmiss

.......http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/th_pokey.gif

:whistling

i gotta go with that option :)
11-02-2004, 10:01 AM
bigboab

Re: If you wanted to kill

I'll wait till the Guinness Book of Records shoots me to save them amending the oldest man record.:ermm:
11-02-2004, 11:27 AM
Jon L. Obscene

Re: If you wanted to kill

You guys have gotta be kidding me right?

Did it cross anyone's mind that there may be someone reading this who is seriously thinking about it or just attempted it?

This thread should never have even got 1 reply.

Absolutely disgusting.

Jonno :cool:
11-02-2004, 11:36 AM
DanB

Re: If you wanted to kill

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene

You guys have gotta be kidding me right?

Did it cross anyone's mind that there may be someone reading this who is seriously thinking about it or just attempted it?

This thread should never have even got 1 reply.

Absolutely disgusting.

Jonno :cool:

So why you bump it? :rolleyes:
11-02-2004, 11:42 AM
Jon L. Obscene

Re: If you wanted to kill

In the hope someone of authority would remove it seems as there's no report button.
And anyway it was only 4th down :rolleyes: Not exactly a bump, and anyway why did you bump it? :dry:

Jonno :cool:
11-02-2004, 11:43 AM
Guillaume

Re: If you wanted to kill

Sorry, but once agin, not talking about something will not make it go away, Jon.

Some seriousness could have been used here though.
11-02-2004, 11:58 AM
DanB

Re: If you wanted to kill

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene

In the hope someone of authority would remove it seems as there's no report button.
And anyway it was only 4th down :rolleyes: Not exactly a bump, and anyway why did you bump it? :dry:

Jonno :cool:

You see the little roadworks sign bottom left on people's posts?

thats the report button ;)
11-02-2004, 12:00 PM
manker

Re: If you wanted to kill

OMG!!!111

A thread where someone mentions suicide. That's never happened before :rolleyes:
11-02-2004, 12:02 PM
Cheese

Re: If you wanted to kill

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene

You guys have gotta be kidding me right?

Did it cross anyone's mind that there may be someone reading this who is seriously thinking about it or just attempted it?

This thread should never have even got 1 reply.

Absolutely disgusting.

Jonno :cool:

You're right.

After reading this and feeling a little upset that my team lost at the weekend I'm off to off myself.

Goodbye cruel world.

Cheese.

P.S. I want a big fkn funeral you tight bastards.
11-02-2004, 12:04 PM
Cheese

Re: If you wanted to kill

Not sure how to go about this though.

Is it possible to masturbate yourself to death...?

Probably not else I'd have been dead a long time ago...
11-02-2004, 12:10 PM
DanB

Re: If you wanted to kill

Quote:

Originally Posted by Withcheese

Not sure how to go about this though.

Is it possible to masturbate yourself to death...?

Probably not else I'd have been dead a long time ago...

I guess if you did it for long enough the friction might cause you to spontaneaously combust :unsure:
11-02-2004, 12:12 PM
Cheese

Re: If you wanted to kill

I've decided to jump off a really high horse.
11-02-2004, 12:13 PM
DanB

Re: If you wanted to kill

:lol: Will it be moving?
11-02-2004, 12:15 PM
bigboab

Re: If you wanted to kill

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene

In the hope someone of authority would remove it seems as there's no report button.
And anyway it was only 4th down :rolleyes: Not exactly a bump, and anyway why did you bump it? :dry:

Jonno :cool:

Although I can see your point of view, Jonno. I think you will agree this is tongue in cheek. Would you like the Admin to close every thread that advocates or suggests smoking grass or taking drugs is a good thing. As this might lead all the younger members, and there are a lot, down the wrong path?:cool:

@ Cheese, really bad choice. You would not know if you were coming or going.:wacko:
11-02-2004, 12:15 PM
manker

Re: If you wanted to kill

Quote:

Originally Posted by Withcheese

I've decided to jump off a really high horse.

You could borrow Jonno's, he had one yesterday.
11-02-2004, 12:20 PM
DanB

Re: If you wanted to kill

Quote:

Originally Posted by manker

You could borrow Jonno's, he had one yesterday.

:lol:

Google has no images of high horses though :(

http://www.dennyradio.com/photos/200...rhighhorse.jpg
11-02-2004, 12:20 PM
Cheese

Re: If you wanted to kill

It's okay I just listened to "Fame" and now my delicate little mind wants to live forever. And, strangely, learn how to fly.
11-02-2004, 12:21 PM
Cheese

Re: If you wanted to kill

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanB

:lol:

Google has no images of high horses though :(

"Horse" is one of those words I avoid on Google image searches.
11-02-2004, 12:24 PM
DanB

Re: If you wanted to kill

Fame!
I'm gonna live forever.
I'm gonna learn how to fly,
High!
I feel it coming together,
People will see me and cry
Fame!
I'm going to make it to heaven,
Light up the sky like a flame,
Fame!
I'm gonna live forever,
Baby remember my name,
Remember, Remember, Remember, Remember, Remember, Remember.
11-02-2004, 12:25 PM
Guillaume

Re: If you wanted to kill

Dan, you're now on ignore list for putting that stupid song in my head! :angry:
11-02-2004, 12:26 PM
DanB

Re: If you wanted to kill

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guillaume

Dan, you're now on ignore list for putting that stupid song in my head! :angry:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Just don't start dancing :music:
11-02-2004, 02:29 PM
Jon L. Obscene

Re: If you wanted to kill

Quote:

Originally Posted by manker

You could borrow Jonno's, he had one yesterday.

:lol: You cheeky tosser :lol:

Ok yeah I over reacted, it's just a touchy subject for me and thought joking about this stuff is a bit beyond the pale.

Jonno :cool:
11-02-2004, 07:50 PM
Mr. Mulder

Re: If you wanted to kill

By forgetting the safety word :unsure:
11-02-2004, 08:18 PM
SpatulaGeekGirl

Re: If you wanted to kill

Lots of people in my class at school say I should kill myself so I would go up to the top floor of the school building open a window that faces over the playground and shout:

"Ladies and gentlemen,
the show you've all been waiting for,
on popular demand,
the suicide of (my name here),
so without further ado
let the entertainment begin!"

And throw myself out the window headfirst, hoping I splatter like a watermelon and cover the people I don't like in blood. Watermelon, like sweet revenge:01: Covering them in blood will, with any luck, scar them.
11-02-2004, 08:21 PM
Proper Bo

Re: If you wanted to kill

I'm doubting that unless you have some kind of strong acidic blood.
11-02-2004, 08:22 PM
bigboab

Re: If you wanted to kill

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpatulaGeekGirl

Lots of people in my class at school say I should kill myself so I would go up to the top floor of the school building open a window that faces over the playground and shout:

"Ladies and gentlemen,
the show you've all been waiting for,
on popular demand,
the suicide of (my name here),
so without further ado
let the entertainment begin!"

And throw myself out the window headfirst, hoping I splatter like a watermelon and cover the people I don't like in blood. Watermelon, like sweet revenge:01: Covering them in blood will, with any luck, scar them.

It is little wonder that you feel suicidal Spat. I would feel the same if my dad called me 'My Name Here'.:wacko: There was me thinking that Biggles had some compassion.:(
11-02-2004, 08:27 PM
Jon L. Obscene

Re: If you wanted to kill

LMAO!!! :lol: Bob that's sick man :lol:

Jonno :cool:
11-02-2004, 08:54 PM
SpatulaGeekGirl

Re: If you wanted to kill

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigboab

It is little wonder that you feel suicidal Spat. I would feel the same if my dad called me 'My Name Here'.:wacko: There was me thinking that Biggles had some compassion.:(

A-hahaha.....not:dry:

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