Make your Own track :01:
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Jonno :cool:
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Make your Own track :01:
:lol:
Jonno :cool:
Someone better start running again. :ermm:
:ph34r: Whaaaaat? :unsure:
It's the only way they'll be able to make music, it's the only music they understand :P :lol:
Quiet glad I'm going out soon :ph34r:
Jonno :cool:
Haha, coward. :whistling
But I gotta add, Bo rawks at guitar. :01:
He's yet to prove it to us :01:
I can't play mine :crying: I wanna go make some noise :(
Last thing I played was Back In Black :01:
Jonno :cool:
Trust me. :01:
He can't sing for toffee though. :whistling :P
Last thing I played on mine, was a "doing" noise. :01:
I really gotta learn how to play the damn thing.
I trust ya, but I wanna hear :rolleyes:
People tell other people I can play, but I can't :lol:
I just take pics of me with a guitar :01:
Jonno :cool:
Byker Grove?
OMFG... thats still on?
I much prefered "When the Boat Comes In"... but i think that was before your time Jonno... :rolleyes:
Yes that was well before my time, I'm just a pup ya know, all young and cute and innocent :blushing:
However I do remember Biker Grorv starting :ph34r:
Jonno :cool:
Biker Grorv? :D
Pure class, as usual. :01:
Sounds better than it reads :ph34r:Quote:
Come here, maw little Jacky,
Now aw've smoked mi backy,
Let's hev a bit o' cracky,
Till the boat comes in.
Dance ti' thy daddy, sing ti' thy mammy,
Dance ti' thy daddy, ti' thy mammy sing;
Thou shall hev a fishy on a little dishy,
Thou shall hev a fishy when the boat comes in.
Here's thy mother humming,
Like a canny woman;
Yonder comes thy father,
Drunk - he cannot stand.
Dance ti' thy daddy, sing ti' thy mammy,
Dance ti' thy daddy, ti' thy mammy sing;
Thou shall hev a fishy on a little dishy,
Thou shall hev a haddock when the boat comes in.
Our Tommy's always fuddling,
He's so fond of ale,
But he's kind to me,
I hope he'll never fail.
Dance ti' thy daddy, sing ti' thy mammy,
Dance ti' thy daddy, ti' thy mammy sing;
Thou shall hev a fishy on a little dishy,
Thou shall hev a bloater when the boat comes in.
I like a drop mysel',
When I can get it sly,
And thou, my bonny bairn,
Will lik't as well as I.
Dance ti' thy daddy, sing ti' thy mammy,
Dance ti' thy daddy, ti' thy mammy sing;
Thou shall hev a fishy on a little dishy,
Thou shall hev a mackerel when the boat comes in.
May we get a drop,
Oft as we stand in need;
And weel may the keel row
That brings the bairns their bread.
Dance ti' thy daddy, sing ti' thy mammy,
Dance ti' thy daddy, ti' thy mammy sing;
Thou shall hev a fishy on a little dishy,
Thou shall hev a salmon when the boat comes in
I feckin hope so, it reads terrible :ph34r:
Jonno :cool:
Then you try and play the tune
I can't play my guitar, bloody says that earlier in this thread :frusty:
Jonno :cool:
You never could... you just have an excuse to use now :P
Haha, ok chunks. :rolleyes:
Play something from your Bon Jovi book. :whistling
:P
@RF........Why don't you tell me something I don't know :rolleyes:
@lilmiss...... :P I was gonna, but now I don't have the right guitar to so it's framed and on my wall :lol:
Jonno :cool:
http://www.tdh.state.tx.us/ttfk/megrow3-prn.gif
Heres one about your speed Jonno ;)
Nah, way to advanced for me :(
Me's given up anyway :01: No point pursuing unrealistic pleassures, now me just sits online, guitar is actually going rusty :rolleyes:
Ooooo idea, I reckon I could get £600 for my setup and buy myself new puter :01:
Jonno :cool:
Jonno :cool:
Ah, talking to yourself now... and worse, answering... dimensia...Quote:
Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene
Nah been doing that years, makes sense if you think about it, no one else can understand me cept me, me is in world alllllllll on my lonesome :01:
Jonno :cool: :looc: onnoJ
Haha.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene
Crazy fool. :cool:
My lil bro has just bought another drum kit.
Gonna have to invest in some ear plugs for my oldies. :P
Drugs are bad m'kayhttp://www.filesharingtalk.com/vb3/i...lies/wacko.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Rat Faced
One Sunday morn young LambtonQuote:
Originally Posted by namzuf9
Went a-fishin' in the Wear;
An' catched a fish upon his huek,
He thowt leuk't varry queer,
But whatt'n a kind a fish it was
Young Lambton couldn't tell.
He couldn't be boshed for to carry it hyem,
So he hoyed it in a well.
Chorus: Whisht! lads, haad yor gobs,
Aa'll tell yer aall and aaful story,
Whisht! lads, haad yor gobs,
An' Aal tell yer 'bout the woorm.
Noo Lambton felt inclined to gan
For ta fight in foreign wars.
So he joined a troop o' Knights that cared
For neither wounds nor scars,
An' off he went to Palestine
Where queer things him befel,
An' varry seun forgot aboot
The funny worm i' the well.
Chorus
But the woorm it growed an' growed an' growed,
An' growed an aaful size;
He'd geet big heed, a geet big gob,
An' geet big goggley eyes.
An' when at neets he craaled aboot
For ta' pick up bits o'news,
If he felt thoorsty upon the road,
He milked a dozen coos.
Chorus
This feorful woorm wad often feed
On calves an' lambs an' sheep,
An' swally little bairns alive
When they laid doon to sleep.
An' when he'd eaten aal he cud
An' he had has he's fill,
Away he went an' lapped his tail
Ten times roond Pensher Hill.
Chorus
The news of this geet funny woorm
An' his queer gannins on
Seun crossed the seas, and reached the lugs
Of brave an' bowld Sir John.
So hyem he cam an' catched the beast
An' cut 'im in three halves,
An' stopped it eatin' aall bairns,
An' sheep an' lambs and calves.
Chorus
So noo ye knaa hoo aall the folks
On byeth sides of the Wear
Lost lots o' sheep an' lots o' sleep
An' lived in mortal feor.
So let's hev one to brave Sir John
That kept the bairns frae harm
Saved coos an' calves by myekin' haalves
O' the famis Lambton Woorm
Chorus
Noo lads, Aa'll haad me gob,
That's aall Aa knaa aboot the story
Of Sir John's clivvor job
Wi' the aaful Lambton Woorm!
:01: i know this was a joke but i made a cool sounds on here ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene
Where is the sound of a 'Broonale' opening?:lol:
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Originally Posted by bigboab