Manker's Moan and Piss Thread.

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As requested by Manker, who feels like moaning and pissing.




YoLeak


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Sunday mornings, grrr, growl , bark

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Some ppl like to Moan, but not because theyr pissed of.
(unless your German and like "those games")

;)

moan and piss?
isnt that like having a urine infection?

Watersports? :ph34r:

Thanks, Yogi.

But I don't feel up to it now :crying:

AfroSlinger:

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(unless your German and like "those games")

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Germans moan when they piss???

Das ist doch super, nah???!!!!


Yerm

Did you know its legal to piss on a car if you have both hands on the boot.
Dunno how you would explain to the owner though.



Thats pissing and moaning.

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Originally Posted by Yogi

AfroSlinger:



Germans moan when they piss???

Das ist doch super, nah???!!!!


Yerm

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I realise , I made a sweeping generalization for what I must apologise.
it's not the Germans, I got that mis-info from South Park. Damn cartoons.
:D

I guess the same "delicasy" is shared regardless nationality.
I cannot back this up with paperworks.

If someones "drops a Cigar" on yer chest, if that makes you tickle the right way, so be it.

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Originally Posted by manker

Thanks, Yogi.

But I don't feel up to it now :crying:

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:lol: :lol: :lol:


Give it time, sweetheart!!!:frusty:


Give it time!!!


I can wait.......:music:



Yycho

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Originally Posted by lilmiss

Did you know its legal to piss on a car if you have both hands on the boot.
Dunno how you would explain to the owner though.



Thats pissing and moaning.

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Trouble is, if you've got both hands on the boot you are likely to piss just about anywhere but on the car.
:whistling

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Originally Posted by Afronaut

I realise , I made a sweeping generalization for what I must apologise.
it's not the Germans, I got that mis-info from South Park. Damn cartoons.
:D

I guess the same "delicasy" is shared regardless nationality.
I cannot back this up with paperworks.

If someones "drops a Cigar" on yer chest, if that makes you tickle the right way, so be it.

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That last anology scared me...........:unsure:

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Originally Posted by lynx

Trouble is, if you've got both hands on the boot you are likely to piss just about anywhere but on the car.

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:D
Not sure if there is a girls version of squatting on the car. :ermm:

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Originally Posted by lilmiss

Did you know its legal to piss on a car if you have both hands on the boot.
Dunno how you would explain to the owner though.



Thats pissing and moaning.

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Why anyone would have deemed it necessary to make this legal is completely beyond me. :blink:

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Originally Posted by Biggles

Why anyone would have deemed it necessary to make this legal is completely beyond me. :blink:

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I think someone did it, it got banned,
there' might be bumber stickers about:

Free pissing on da Car!!!


I havent seen any but it wouldnt hit me with a surprise.

:D

And Yogi, the thought is scary to me too, damn cartoons...

Everyone is posting too fast for me to keep up with!

:dry: :dry:

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Originally Posted by manker

Everyone is posting too fast for me to keep up with!

:dry: :dry:

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Did you get toxicated last night, or drugged?

Maybe a cup of coffee could give a boot...

Im having some coffee here atm...

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Originally Posted by Biggles

Why anyone would have deemed it necessary to make this legal is completely beyond me. :blink:

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Desperate times, desperate measures. :w00t:

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Originally Posted by Afronaut

Did you get toxicated last night, or drugged?

Maybe a cup of coffee could give a boot...

Im having some coffee here atm...

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Yeah. Badly.

I've been trying to get some tea all morning but it hasn't worked - the reason given was 'self inflicted => no sympathy'

Bah :dry:

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Originally Posted by manker

Yeah. Badly.

I've been trying to get some tea all morning but it hasn't worked - the reason given was 'self inflicted => no sympathy'

Bah :dry:

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See, Manky???:01:


Now, tell me, was that sooo hard?:no:


Yoqui

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Originally Posted by Yogi

See, Manky???:01:


Now, tell me, was that sooo hard?:no:


Yoqui

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It wasn't. There is nothing hard about me at the moment.

I feel decidedly squishy :blink:

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Originally Posted by manker

It wasn't. There is nothing hard about me at the moment.
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I should hope not too :ohmy:

I have no sympathy.
Where were you all when I needed ya?
Asleep in your cosy pits, thats where.


And I'll tell you something else, for nothing....
Urm.
I gotta go shops in a minute, and I don't want to. :crying:

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Originally Posted by manker

It wasn't. There is nothing hard about me at the moment.

I feel decidedly squishy :blink:

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There you go!:D

Just let it all flow, as squishy as it comes..........:whistling

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Yuishy

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Originally Posted by manker

Yeah. Badly.

I've been trying to get some tea all morning but it hasn't worked - the reason given was 'self inflicted => no sympathy'

Bah :dry:

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Been there. It can be tough. Be strong, drink a lot water or non-toxic stuff,
eat well etc...

I have to lay of the booze nowadays,
the level of my hangovers have reached the
plains of Hell.
Alchohol, its simply not worth it anymore.

Weed however.... makes a good medicine against hangover (amongst other issues) but
it also has it Lame effects.

:)

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Originally Posted by Afronaut

Been there. It can be tough. Be strong, drink a lot water or non-toxic stuff,
eat well etc...

I have to lay of the booze nowadays,
the level of my hangovers have reached the
plains of Hell.
Alchohol, its simply not worth it anymore.

Weed however.... makes a good medicine against hangover (amongst other issues) but
it also has it Lame effects.

:)

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Sage advice :D

I'm not allowed to smoke weed - or even ciggies - in the house anymore. Even outside of it owing to teh missus not knowing that I still smoke :(

I'm drinking lots of coca-cola and eating some crisps, I'll be up to moaning later, I expect.

I fight the hangovers from the Castle (couch), watching movies, constantly throwing some
goodies on da mouth, drinkin etc.

I also found Siggies and Coffee actually are the worst to take if hangover is present.
A joint or 2 fixes a lot of stuff, but it makes me Lame, cannot concentrate on stuff at all,
its like a waste of life, much like alcohol, I guess one should learn or "get use to it"
to have the most out of it, whatever that means...

Some ppl, for example, can play an instrument really well, if not better, when drunk or sky-high,
im definately not one of those ppl, I just get Lame.

Which, ultimately, is a good thing, for me. I dont hassle with the stuff that much.

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Originally Posted by Afronaut

Been there. It can be tough. Be strong, drink a lot water or non-toxic stuff,
eat well etc...

I have to lay of the booze nowadays,
the level of my hangovers have reached the
plains of Hell.
Alchohol, its simply not worth it anymore.

Weed however.... makes a good medicine against hangover (amongst other issues) but
it also has it Lame effects.

:)

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Been there. Done that.:)

Booze kills, weed thrills.:P

At least for me.:01:


Edit:

AfroBody:
You prob. smoke the wrong stuff.

I just did my horses stables while stoned.

Only way i can bare that smell of ammoniac.



@Mancko: You surely must 've heard of spacecake. Or spacepizza....

Or spacemuffins........:blink:



YoNeverAHangoverAgain

I'm going shops.

In my pj's. :blushing:


:D

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Originally Posted by lilmiss

I'm going shops.

In my pj's. :blushing:


:D

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Hawt!!!:w00t:

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Originally Posted by lilmiss

I'm going shops.

In my pj's. :blushing:


:D

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Good luck


:photo: :devil:

Yeah, my knowledge/knowhow about Weed is pretty limited.
Im aware that there is a lot of branding involved.

Tol live in Holland, I'd be hanging on Coffee Houses on sundays,
especially after a good Party on Saturdays.

:D

Now seriously, I'v only heard storys, but I really must visit that country someday...

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Originally Posted by Afronaut

Yeah, my knowledge/knowhow about Weed is pretty limited.
Im aware that there is a lot of branding involved.

Tol live in Holland, I'd be hanging on Coffee Houses on sundays,
especially after a good Party on Saturdays.

:D

Now seriously, I'v only heard storys, but I really must visit that country someday...

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Come soon, cos our government is restricting the coffeeshops.:blink:

I mean, only this year 15 shops in my neighborhood got closed!!!!:angry:

Leaving us with only 32 to choose from!!!:D

Outrage.....:P

Happily i also grow my own.:01:


Yogi

Well, the Gardener, as a hobby, has catched on a lot in later years in here.

Everybody and their sister has a Green Thumb these days.

K, point taken, have to check Holland sooner than later.

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Originally Posted by Afronaut

Well, the Gardener, as a hobby, has catched on a lot in later years in here.

Everybody and their sister has a Green Thumb these days.

K, point taken, have to check Holland sooner than later.

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And when you do, lay low.

People get shot here for having an opinion, these days.


Yogi

And i grew my stash before a lot of members here were even born......

And so did my sister, btw...

:lol:

I was laughing about the Growing part, not the shootings btw...

(had to add it)

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Originally Posted by Afronaut

I was laughing about the Growing part, not the shootings btw...

(had to add it)

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I wouldn't mind.:shifty:

We are becoming the laughing stock quite rapidly..........:blushing:

Just see what will happen at the next elections.:helpsmili

It will make the election of Bush look like the most normal thing.....:ph34r:



Yogi