I need some cheering up...........

Please, make me laugh, i need the distraction..........:wacko:



Anything goes, as long as it makes me laugh.


Thanks.


Yogi

k, a horse walks to the bar, the bartender asks, why the long face?...

A man walks into a bar









Ow, it was an iron bar

ouch

I am crap at jokes...I am never funny...although I do have an unnerving talent for saying appropriate things at inappropriate moments apparently :huh:


So I am sorry, I would cheer you up but don't know how.....except I could bake you a nice chocolate cake.....would that help?

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Originally Posted by Afronaut

k, a horse walks to the bar, the bartender asks, why the long face?...

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:lol: :lol: :lol:





YogiGettingBetter:01:

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Originally Posted by DanB

A man walks into a bar









Ow, it was an iron bar

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http://www.rikk-cowsys.com/style_emo...lt/huhpmsl.gif

A man looks the world behind the bars...









... no wait, that not it...



A man and a Bar, with horses about, walks in to saying that, a ,
ummm...







..but the ending was good..

:lol:

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Originally Posted by Afronaut

A man looks the world behind the bars...









... no wait, that not it...



A man and a Bar, with horses about, walks in to saying that, a ,
ummm...







..but the ending was good..

:lol:

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I like it this way.............:w00t: :lol:



Sara: Chocolatecake makes me smile!!!!!!!!!!



Yohi

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Originally Posted by Afronaut

A man looks the world behind the bars...









... no wait, that not it...



A man and a Bar, with horses about, walks in to saying that, a ,
ummm...







..but the ending was good..

:lol:

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I need to Quote this.
A true Classic imo.

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Originally Posted by Afronaut

I need to Quote this.
A true Classic imo.

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So true.:D


http://premium.uploadit.org/poeper/yogirasta.jpg



[no idea why i post this pic. I just like her hairdo..........:w00t: ]



Yostray

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977u...nt+chicken.bmp

Heh heh.

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Originally Posted by lilmiss

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977u...nt+chicken.bmp

Heh heh.

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:huh: http://www.rikk-cowsys.com/style_emo...lt/huhpmsl.gif

http://astrosun2.astro.cornell.edu/~...ge/chicken.gif

Don't laugh too much.
It was horse meat. :whistling


:D


http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/funky_chicken.gif

On the subject of chicken.................




























http://salmonella.co.uk/chicken-mcnugget.jpg
:ohmy: :blink: :crying: :sick:

:sick: Thanks for sharing that Yogs.


:D 'Lo by the way:flowers:

Grosse!! :sick:

McDonalds are Mafia Don's, gone wrong.




(Morning Gee! :D )

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Originally Posted by *goddess*

:sick: Thanks for sharing that Yogs.


:D 'Lo by the way:flowers:

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That is what i found on my search for a laugh...........:crying: :wacko:

'lo to you too!!! :wub:


yistorded

:( Surely ridiculing fellow members would be a better way of cheering yourself up Yogs.


;) You got any bright ideas for fundraising for lilmiss, she needs to see oh shit was it the Vandals?? We came up with busking but as neither of us can sing or dance the best we could manage was miming.

:unsure: What cha think?


:frusty: Oops, missed yer edit, morning lm:D

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Originally Posted by lilmiss

Grosse!! :sick:

McDonalds are Mafia Don's, gone wrong.




(Morning Gee! :D )

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Gone wrong????:blink:


Were they ever right?:devil:

http://www.fuoriditesta.biz/immagini/mcdonald.jpg

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Originally Posted by *goddess*

:( Surely ridiculing fellow members would be a better way of cheering yourself up Yogs.

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Who do i ridicule, apart from myself???(wich is basically allways.....):(

:01: I'll volunteer in the name of cheering ya up.


;) Go for it. Only Yog's tho, that's not an open invitation!!

Heh heh.
I got my Flogging Molly tickets in the post today.
And it reads...Alternative All Nighter!!!! :w00t: :01:

Wonder if it includes breakfast? :shifty:


Searched for Yogi, ths is what I found...

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izzyblog.
No one likes a dirty yogi. People may stereotype a yogi as someone with hairy pits and big meaty clods of dirt hanging between the always...

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Between the always.....:blink:

:01: I reckon you've found a winner there, lm. Well done:lol:

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Originally Posted by lilmiss

Heh heh.
I got my Flogging Molly tickets in the post today.
And it reads...Alternative All Nighter!!!! :w00t: :01:

Wonder if it includes breakfast? :shifty:


Searched for Yogi, ths is what I found...



Between the always.....:blink:

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Congrats on those tickets, Lilly!!!:01:


And between the allways.............:w00t: ?????

:D Also found this poem.
Ahem....


YOGI Bear

(To the tune of "Camptown Races")

In the forest lives a bear, Yogi, Yogi,
In the forest lives a bear, Yogi, Yogi Bear.
Yogi, Yogi Bear, Yogi, Yogi Bear.
In the forest lives a bear, Yogi, Yogi Bear.

Yogi has a little friend, Boo Boo, Boo Boo,
Yogi has a little friend, Boo Boo, Boo Boo Bear.
Boo Boo, Boo Boo Bear, Boo Boo, Boo Boo Bear.
Yogi has a little friend, Boo Boo, Boo Boo Bear.

Yogi likes candy, Gummy Bears, Gummy Bears,
Yogi likes candy, Gummy, Gummy Bears.
Gummy, Gummy Bears, Gummy, Gummy Bears.
Yogi likes candy, Gummy, Gummy Bears.

Yogi has a girl friend, Cindi, Cindi
Yogi has a girl friend, Cindi, Cindi Bear...etc.

Cindi likes it on the fridge, Polar, Polar,
Cindi likes it on the fridge, Polar, Polar
Bear...etc.

Cindi likes it up the arse, Dirty, Dirty,
Cindi likes it up the arse, Dirty, Dirty
Bear...etc.

Yogi's into whips and chains, Kinky, Kinky,
Yogi's into whips and chains, Kinky, Kinky
Bear...etc.

Cindi has a shaven snatch, Grizzly, Grizzly,
Cindi has a shaven snatch, Grizzly, Grizzly
Bear...etc.

Yogi has a cheesy dick, Camenbeart, Camenbeart,
Yogi has a cheesy dick, Camen, Camenbeart..etc.

Yogi uses condoms Clever, Clever,
Yogi uses condoms Clever, Clever Bear...etc.

Cindi had a little cub, Bastard, Bastard,
Cindi had a little cub, Bastard, Bastard
Bear...etc.

Cindi asks for money, Hooker, Hooker,
Cindi asks for money, Hooker, Hooker Bear...etc.

Yogi likes to role his on, Smokey, Smokey,
Yogi likes to role his on, Smokey, Smokey
Bear...etc.

Boo Boo likes it upside down, Koala, Koala,
Boo Boo likes it upside down, Koala, Koala
Bear...etc.

Yogi's got a case of crabs, Itchy, Itchy,
Yogi's got a case of crabs, Itchy, Itchy
Bear...etc.

Yogi's got a twelve inch cock, Lucky, Lucky,
Yogi's got a twelve inch cock, Lucky, Lucky
Bear...etc.

Boo Boo says he's got one too, Liar, Liar,
Boo Boo says he's got one too, Liar, Liar
Bear...etc.

Cindi likes it twice a day, Horny, Horny,
Cindi likes it twice a day, Horny, Horny
Bear...etc.

Cindi sleeps in any bed, Teddy, Teddy,
Cindi sleeps in any bed, Teddy, Teddy Bear...etc.

Yogi doesn't wipe his butt, Brown, Brown,
Yogi doesn't wipe his butt, Brown, Brown
Bear...etc.

Boo-Boo likes to stroke his tool, Wanker, Wanker,
Boo-Boo likes to stroke his tool, Wanker, Wanker
Bear...etc.

Yogi's got an enemy, Ranger, Ranger
Yogi's got an enemy, Ranger, Ranger Smith...etc.

Ranger puts a hole in it, Naughty, Naughty,
Ranger puts a hole in it, Naughty, Naughty
Boy...etc.

Ranger likes the animals, Beastial, Beastial,
Ranger likes the animals, Beast-i-al-i-ty...etc.
(This can be a natural lead-in to Beastiality's
Best)


:w00t:

Very accurate, indeed...........:crying: :w00t:


Apart from:

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Yogi has a cheesy dick, Camenbeart, Camenbeart,
Yogi has a cheesy dick, Camen, Camenbeart..etc.

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Allways clean...........!!!!!!:01:


I do like camembert, though.

The smellier , the better!:wacko: :01:


CleanDirtyYogi

:ohmy:

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Yogi's got a case of crabs, Itchy, Itchy

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:( No mention of Fre, perhaps some artistic licence with the lyrics is in order?

Also not true:

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Yogi uses condoms Clever, Clever,
Yogi uses condoms Clever, Clever Bear...etc.

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I am not clever!!:no: :blink: :whistling























And i never use condoms.:D


No need for that.:01:


Yeunuch

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Originally Posted by lilmiss

:D Also found this poem.
Ahem....


YOGI Bear

(To the tune of "Camptown Races")

In the forest lives a bear, Yogi, Yogi,
In the forest lives a bear, Yogi, Yogi Bear.
Yogi, Yogi Bear, Yogi, Yogi Bear.
In the forest lives a bear, Yogi, Yogi Bear.

Yogi has a little friend, Boo Boo, Boo Boo,
Yogi has a little friend, Boo Boo, Boo Boo Bear.
Boo Boo, Boo Boo Bear, Boo Boo, Boo Boo Bear.
Yogi has a little friend, Boo Boo, Boo Boo Bear.

Yogi likes candy, Gummy Bears, Gummy Bears,
Yogi likes candy, Gummy, Gummy Bears.
Gummy, Gummy Bears, Gummy, Gummy Bears.
Yogi likes candy, Gummy, Gummy Bears.

Yogi has a girl friend, Cindi, Cindi
Yogi has a girl friend, Cindi, Cindi Bear...etc.

Cindi likes it on the fridge, Polar, Polar,
Cindi likes it on the fridge, Polar, Polar
Bear...etc.

Cindi likes it up the arse, Dirty, Dirty,
Cindi likes it up the arse, Dirty, Dirty
Bear...etc.

Yogi's into whips and chains, Kinky, Kinky,
Yogi's into whips and chains, Kinky, Kinky
Bear...etc.

Cindi has a shaven snatch, Grizzly, Grizzly,
Cindi has a shaven snatch, Grizzly, Grizzly
Bear...etc.

Yogi has a cheesy dick, Camenbeart, Camenbeart,
Yogi has a cheesy dick, Camen, Camenbeart..etc.

Yogi uses condoms Clever, Clever,
Yogi uses condoms Clever, Clever Bear...etc.

Cindi had a little cub, Bastard, Bastard,
Cindi had a little cub, Bastard, Bastard
Bear...etc.

Cindi asks for money, Hooker, Hooker,
Cindi asks for money, Hooker, Hooker Bear...etc.

Yogi likes to role his on, Smokey, Smokey,
Yogi likes to role his on, Smokey, Smokey
Bear...etc.

Boo Boo likes it upside down, Koala, Koala,
Boo Boo likes it upside down, Koala, Koala
Bear...etc.

Yogi's got a case of crabs, Itchy, Itchy,
Yogi's got a case of crabs, Itchy, Itchy
Bear...etc.

Yogi's got a twelve inch cock, Lucky, Lucky,
Yogi's got a twelve inch cock, Lucky, Lucky
Bear...etc.

Boo Boo says he's got one too, Liar, Liar,
Boo Boo says he's got one too, Liar, Liar
Bear...etc.

Cindi likes it twice a day, Horny, Horny,
Cindi likes it twice a day, Horny, Horny
Bear...etc.

Cindi sleeps in any bed, Teddy, Teddy,
Cindi sleeps in any bed, Teddy, Teddy Bear...etc.

Yogi doesn't wipe his butt, Brown, Brown,
Yogi doesn't wipe his butt, Brown, Brown
Bear...etc.

Boo-Boo likes to stroke his tool, Wanker, Wanker,
Boo-Boo likes to stroke his tool, Wanker, Wanker
Bear...etc.

Yogi's got an enemy, Ranger, Ranger
Yogi's got an enemy, Ranger, Ranger Smith...etc.

Ranger puts a hole in it, Naughty, Naughty,
Ranger puts a hole in it, Naughty, Naughty
Boy...etc.

Ranger likes the animals, Beastial, Beastial,
Ranger likes the animals, Beast-i-al-i-ty...etc.
(This can be a natural lead-in to Beastiality's
Best)


:w00t:

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:lol: I have that song

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Originally Posted by *goddess*

:( No mention of Fre, perhaps some artistic licence with the lyrics is in order?

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Cindi is her Artist Name.:cool:

Also FFFKAF.:blink:



Yogi

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Originally Posted by DanB

:lol: I have that song

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I want it!!!!!:w00t:

Can you mail it???:devil:

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Originally Posted by Yogi

I want it!!!!!:w00t:

Can you mail it???:devil:

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Yeah, pm me your email

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Yogi doesn't wipe his butt, Brown, Brown,
Yogi doesn't wipe his butt, Brown, Brown
Bear...etc.

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So true.


I wash.

Wiping only relocates/spreads.


I may be dirty, but i'm very hygienic.

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Originally Posted by DanB

:lol: I have that song

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:D :P :lol:
I've never heard of it before.

http://s7.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=A2...8335B18BD0D6F4

There's the song if anyone wants to hear it :D

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Originally Posted by DanB

http://s7.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=A2...8335B18BD0D6F4

There's the song if anyone wants to hear it :D

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Dl'n now.............:D


Thanks again.

:lol: Classic!! Thanks Dan.

No probs