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Born: 21 January 1975
Height: 5' 10"
Weight: 11st 3lbs
Position: Midfielder
United Debut: 21 November 1992
Transfer Fee: n/a
Nationality: English
Previous Clubs: n/a
http://www.iol.ie/~mmurphy/red_devil...otos/ph-08.jpg
Not a bad player would'nt you say? :)
Jonno :cool:
Arse!
Luring us into your threads with fallacious titling! :angry:
:ohmy:
:unsure: I never mentioned that, I was simply making a thread about Butt, he;s a good player, been doing ok tonight :01:Quote:
Originally Posted by Guillaume
:P
Jonno :cool:
Bit out of date, those stats about Nikki's Butt.
Maybe some re-examining needs to be done :shifty:
I agree, I'll be back soon :lol:
Jonno :cool:
Nikki's butt weights 11 stone and 3 pounds :huh: maybe you should lay off the cakes Miss D
Perhaps they're 11 ickle stones and 3 pound coins :unsure:
They do stuff differently in Canadia*
* I watched the Peter Andre/Jordan thing last night so everything ending in A has to have an extra I :01:
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Originally Posted by manker
I am glad I missed that thrilling programme
It would have driven me insania :frusty:
Oh shit I wanted to see that, I bet it was funny :lol:
@Darth . ....No, defintely not ;)
Jonno :cool:
It was as funny as fuck :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by DanB
Jordan outwits Andre at every turn, you end up feeling a bit sorry for him.
Some of the stuff I have to watch as a pennance for all the sport i view on the TV is complete purgatory - like Most Haunted. In comparison the Jordania/Andre programme was quite good :D
That girl isnt as silly as she makes outi
She could hardly be as stupid as she looks :lol:
You're right tho', Dan. She strikes me as pretty clever - I'd like to ...umm ... debate with her.
I actually think she is :lol:
You notice the whole in the centre of her back? thats where the key goes to wind her up :lol:
Jonno :cool:
:rolleyes: :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene
She came across really well in the last two things I'vw seen her in - the docu with her blind son and that programia last night. I don't care, I like her and think she's quite intelligent :01:
I actually agree with that, if serious I would say she has quite a head for business :)
I'm afraid she lost all my respect when she pumped her body full of silicone.
In my opinion she was a good looking young girl with a very good figure, she then decided to ruin that and now looks fake. I have no respect for someone who does not respect themselfs and imo I don;t think she does.
Jonno :cool:
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Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene
Would you nob it though? :unsure:
I have first dibs on Jordania, Dan :dry:
Her Mum is a bit of a chav slapper, tracksuited right up she was -- right up your alley ;)
Its hardly first dibs :lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
The only chavette welcome in my bed would be Britney :dry:
:lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by DanB
Sorry, Britney is taken too.
Much to my mates' amusement, I have a pic of her as my boot screen :wub:
Would'nt touch it with yours mate :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by DanB
Jonno :cool:
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Originally Posted by manker
For shame...... :dry:
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Originally Posted by manker
Roughly from behind if I have my way :ph34r: :lol:
Come now. Can you really say that this isn't pleasing to view.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sara
I see her for but a fleeting moment every week or so, it is worth the wait.
http://img62.exs.cx/img62/281/Britne...II_Preview.jpg
:wub:
You seen that girl without makeup? , she ain't all that :rolleyes:
Jonno :cool:
Beauty is only skin deep, adonis boy :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene
Nor are most :ph34r:
/me runs to hide
No because I think a plastic doll would be cheaper :PQuote:
Originally Posted by DanB
Also more lively from what I've seen :lol:
Ever heard the term "Sack of spuds"? :lol:
@Manker ...... thats just something ugly people say :lol:
Jonno :cool:
Yes, they also swathe their heads in tp to obscure teh uglyness.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene
Thanks :crying:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...welshninja.gif
You're more than welcome :)
Us ugly peeps have gotta stick together and understand where we stand in societies thingywhatsit :01:
Jonno :cool:
Of course. I do have cool hair.
That hides a multitude of sins :P
Thats funny, my multitude of sins cover my ad hair :ph34r:
Jonno :cool: