I've Come to the conclusion

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11-18-2004, 09:46 AM
Jon L. Obscene

I've Come to the conclusion

It's a bad idea to wake up in a good mood.

This would now be the 5th day running I've woken up feeling pretty good and happy and playful, only for something to happen that depresses me.

I now understand why there are so many miserable wankers in the world, you try to be happy and cheerful but not allowed to be.

What a croc of shit this life is.

And no, this has nothing to do with wheelie bins.

Ny advice = Be miserable 100% of the time, at least then you wont get that lowering feeling.

Jonno
11-18-2004, 09:51 AM
manker

Re: I've Come to the conclusion

I don't remember the last time I was miserable :01:

It's all about PMA, Jonno.
11-18-2004, 09:52 AM
Afronaut

Re: I've Come to the conclusion

Yeah, life is hard, then you die.

:1eye:
11-18-2004, 10:06 AM
sArA

Re: I've Come to the conclusion

think Monty Python Life of Brian and then things will be ok...... :)
11-18-2004, 10:08 AM
Rat Faced

Re: I've Come to the conclusion

Jonno has no chance... No "r" in the name...

Crucify Jonno...

I'll get me coat :ph34r:
11-18-2004, 10:12 AM
sArA

Re: I've Come to the conclusion

cwoosify jonno and weeleese wat faced!!!
11-18-2004, 10:19 AM
Rat Faced

Re: I've Come to the conclusion

Ah, my ablusions... :blink:

See how long it takes Sara to take the tone down? :whistling
11-18-2004, 10:28 AM
DanB

Re: I've Come to the conclusion

What pissed you off the wheelie bin thing?

Don't worry, I had to get up after 5 hours sleep, then i threw up some and then I had to go and get a train, which was late, so I could go to the Job Centre and I was there for all of 3 minutes :frusty:

Did I mention that my train home was delayed by 20 mins too? :angry:

I might have a bath and go back to bed
11-18-2004, 10:34 AM
manker

Re: I've Come to the conclusion

/me mumbles something about having way less than 5 hours sleep, having both sets of grandparents out of commission so teh baby is in work with me. Also I've been up since 5:30 cause the missus isn't talking to me for being a pisshead so has taken this opportunity to teach me a lesson of how hard it is to look after a 6 month old :dry:

Stil not miserable tho' :01:
11-18-2004, 10:46 AM
Jon L. Obscene

Re: I've Come to the conclusion

I'm gonna have to sell my bike (my baby :crying: ) to pay some cunts, this time of year I'll get half what it's worth but still have to pay the £2000 left on it to pay.
I'm in a great deal of pain between severe twinges at op site and a ciatic nerve problem.

AND I'm not getting a wheelie bin :frusty:

:lol:

:(

Jonno :cool:
11-18-2004, 10:46 AM
manker

Re: I've Come to the conclusion

http://img99.exs.cx/img99/4289/picture00227.jpg

I'm not kidding :lol:
11-18-2004, 10:47 AM
Jon L. Obscene

Re: I've Come to the conclusion

Where's your child? :blink:

You not making him work are you :ermm:

Jonno :cool:
11-18-2004, 10:50 AM
manker

Re: I've Come to the conclusion

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene

Where's your child? :blink:

You not making him work are you :ermm:

Jonno :cool:

:lol:

He is sleeping in that pram, I should be using this time to do some work type work .... ehhh.

Fecking FST :dry:
11-18-2004, 10:53 AM
Jon L. Obscene

Re: I've Come to the conclusion

Is he camera shy? :unsure:

Or was he making too much noise so you thought you'd cover his face? :blink:

Jonno :cool:
11-18-2004, 10:56 AM
manker

Re: I've Come to the conclusion

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene

Is he camera shy? :unsure:

Or was he making too much noise so you thought you'd cover his face? :blink:

Jonno :cool:

He's sleeping :blink:
11-18-2004, 11:11 AM
DanB

Re: I've Come to the conclusion

zzzzzzzzzzz
11-18-2004, 11:12 AM
Jon L. Obscene

Re: I've Come to the conclusion

Can I come sleep in your office while you work? :unsure:

Jonno :cool:
11-18-2004, 11:26 AM
manker

Re: I've Come to the conclusion

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene

Can I come sleep in your office while you work? :unsure:

Sure :ermm:

/deadbolts door
11-18-2004, 11:28 AM
DanB

Re: I've Come to the conclusion

Quote:

Originally Posted by manker

Sure :ermm:

/deadbolts door

Let him in and then get the marker pens out :whistling
11-18-2004, 11:31 AM
manker

Re: I've Come to the conclusion

/leaves Dan and Jonno to explore each other with thick, black magic markers.

:fear:
11-18-2004, 11:35 AM
DanB

Re: I've Come to the conclusion

Slim to none :P
11-18-2004, 11:35 AM
manker

Re: I've Come to the conclusion

He's sleeping :blink:

I will pass on your regards and that you supposed my good lady was an accountant, no doubt she will be thrilled, honourable profession that it is :D
11-18-2004, 12:01 PM
TheDave

Re: I've Come to the conclusion

i cant think of anything to say
11-18-2004, 12:11 PM
Jon L. Obscene

Re: I've Come to the conclusion

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDave

i cant think of anything to say

:lol: I think thats the best post in the thread :lol:

Jonno :cool:
11-18-2004, 12:12 PM
TheDave

Re: I've Come to the conclusion

i'm incredibly hungry and i have half life 2. wtf am i doing on here?
11-18-2004, 12:36 PM
sArA

Re: I've Come to the conclusion

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDave

i'm incredibly hungry and i have half life 2. wtf am i doing on here?

You can't keep away....cos you lurve us soooooo :)
11-18-2004, 12:47 PM
manker

Re: I've Come to the conclusion

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

Quite the reverse, I had assumed her to be anything but an accountant. Given that she puts up with you she must be another Saint walking amongst us, like Mrs JP. That being the case the last thing I would take her to be would be an accountant.

In my minds eye she is involved in the legal world. Not much better, given, however I would not insult her with the accountancy tag.

I cannot begin to think what you meant originally but you're quite correct in that, to our shared regret, she isn't blessed with the much coveted accountant tag. We manage tho'

:brave:
11-18-2004, 01:00 PM
sArA

Re: I've Come to the conclusion

Well, whatever it is....it's a booted and suited job poor thing :ohmy:
11-18-2004, 01:11 PM
manker

Re: I've Come to the conclusion

I'm not sure if I understand what either of you mean :huh:

Our careers are quite separate, JP. She has a proper job running a small dept in a large firm some miles distant of here while I'm merely practicing locally. This is why I have the baby. I really don't mind either, truth be known :D
11-18-2004, 01:12 PM
manker

Re: I've Come to the conclusion

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

The red stapler however demonstrates an air of individuality. Could there perhaps be a "red devil" emblem somewhere thereon.

I am a big fan of Office Space. :lol:
11-18-2004, 01:23 PM
DanB

Re: I've Come to the conclusion

Quote:

Originally Posted by manker

I am a big fan of Office Space. :lol:

You're stealing from your employers? :blink:
11-18-2004, 01:28 PM
Lilmiss

Re: I've Come to the conclusion

Aww Jonno. :crying:
Cheer up, soon you shall have Cotton Candy rolling papers. :01:

:whistling
11-18-2004, 03:31 PM
Jon L. Obscene

Re: I've Come to the conclusion

Quote:

Originally Posted by lilmiss

Aww Jonno. :crying:
Cheer up, soon you shall have Cotton Candy rolling papers. :01:

:whistling

:unsure: Uh oh :ph34r: :D

You reminded me, I meant to get licorice papers today :frusty:

Jonno :cool:
11-18-2004, 04:12 PM
Lilmiss

Re: I've Come to the conclusion

Well, as you will read, the guy who does the packets of the wasn't on the market today.
So you have fruity blunt papers.

You'll only be able to make 3 spliff's, but still....Mmmmm....:wub:
11-18-2004, 04:19 PM
Jon L. Obscene

Re: I've Come to the conclusion

:01: Cool :D , free spliffs :01:

:lol:

Jonno :cool:
11-18-2004, 04:27 PM
Lilmiss

Re: I've Come to the conclusion

No. :no:

Not free spliff's, three spliff's.
Sorry, t'is me accent. :P

I can't say chimeymene either. :blushing:

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