Let us start danpple Night

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bad but funny

a rabbit goes into a pub and gets a pint and a cheese toastie. the next day he does the same, and again and again. one day he orders a pint and a bean toastie. the next day he stops coming. after a few days absent the worried bartender phones the rabbit and asks whats wrong...













the rabbit replies, i'm suffering from mixing-me-toasties

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Originally Posted by TheDave

the rabbit replies, i'm suffering from mixing-me-toasties

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There is yet to be a coat made that big :frusty:

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Where do weather presenters go for a drink?



















In a nicer bar :01:

:ph34r:

Jonno :cool:

i dont get it :unsure: or that :unsure:

:frusty: What don't you get?

Jonno :cool:

that neither :crying:

:frusty: pwned, me fell for that :rolleyes:

Jonno :cool:

am i reading a seperate thread than you?


i really dont get any of it

Quite possibly, I'm still having problems with flys :ermm:

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Horse walks into a bar (says Ouch)

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Why the long face? :01:

Jonno :cool:

So this is what a "danpple Night" looks like

okay

im sorry but i think ill go somewhere else

:whistling

Were you expecting one of dan's nads? :unsure:

Jonno :cool:

nah
something more like a mega dinner with a huge roasted pig with n'apple in its mouth

A porn vending machine :01:

:huh: what do ........ok I'm not going there :ph34r:

Jonno :cool:

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Originally Posted by DanB

A porn vending machine :01:

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Not Everything that is shiny and bright Colored = Porn

ok?

http://soloellas.com/movies/nemo.jpg

Look look they sell skittles. :ohmy:

And bog roll :01:

Jonno :cool:

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Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene

And bog roll :01:

Jonno :cool:

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That would be pretty bad if you run out in the toilets and did`nt have any change. :ph34r: :lol:

Mixing me toasties :lol:

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Originally Posted by manker

Mixing me toasties :lol:

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i dont get it

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Originally Posted by Mathea

i dont get it

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Sorry, I should have quoted TheDave in my post too :ph34r:

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Originally Posted by tehdave

a rabbit goes into a pub and gets a pint and a cheese toastie. the next day he does the same, and again and again. one day he orders a pint and a bean toastie. the next day he stops coming. after a few days absent the worried bartender phones the rabbit and asks whats wrong...

the rabbit replies, i'm suffering from mixing-me-toasties

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ok. i read that the first time too

somehow im missing the humor in it though


is it a british thing and thats why im not getting it or did i wake up even blonder than normal?


:crying: please help lol

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Originally Posted by Mathea

ok. i read that the first time too

somehow im missing the humor in it though
is it a british thing and thats why im not getting it or did i wake up even blonder than normal?

:crying: please help lol

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:lol: I don't think it's a Britsh thing but there is a well known disease specific to rabbits called mixematosis (sp?) this sounds a bit like mixing my toasties.

Jokes are shit when you explain them but I thought that was funny :D

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Originally Posted by JPaul

Science, in a good way

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This looks pretty cool but the pics are taking forever to load and I don't want to start reading cause it will spoil it.

/taps foot

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Originally Posted by JPaul

Science, in a good way

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Originally Posted by keef

Man cannot live on beer alone, it may clean his teeth and make his coffee but it fucks up vitamin drinks and pot noodles royally.

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:lol: :01:

"Linda. Please come home soon. Keef is acting rather oddly."

i don't get any of ya jokes :crying: