Done Deeds? (Sex)

Please, take a reflective moment to acknowledge your done deeds:

out of the following which deeds have you done?


kissed
gotten (someone) pregnant by mistake
french-kissed
gotten totally naked with someone
had phone sex
done a strip-tease
golden showers
given oral sex
sex on camera
received oral sex
sex with drugs
had sex
sex for drugs
sex with multiple people
sex to cause jealousy
used sex toys
bondage
bought sex toys
sex with an ex
bought used sex toys
sex with a teacher or boss
anal sex
faked an orgasm
angry sex
lied, saying "I love you"
sex without love
had sex, hoping to make someone love you

?

:blink:

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Originally Posted by zedaxax

Please, take a reflective moment to acknowledge your done deeds:

out of the following which deeds have you done?


kissed - Yes
gotten (someone) pregnant by mistake - Yes
french-kissed - Yes
gotten totally naked with someone - Yes
had phone sex -Yes
done a strip-tease - No
golden showers - It all depends.
given oral sex - Yes
sex on camera - Yes
received oral sex - Yes
sex with drugs - Yes
had sex - Yes
sex for drugs - No
sex with multiple people - Yes
sex to cause jealousy - No
used sex toys - Yes
bondage - Yes
bought sex toys - Yes
sex with an ex - Yes
bought used sex toys - No
sex with a teacher or boss - No
anal sex - Yes
faked an orgasm - Yes
angry sex - No
lied, saying "I love you" - Yes
sex without love - Yes
had sex, hoping to make someone love you - No

?

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When a girl gets really wet - spurts - when she climaxes. That's urine, right?

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Originally Posted by manker

When a girl gets really wet - spurts - when she climaxes. That's urine, right?

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Does it tatse like urine.??? :shifty:

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kissed..........................................Yes
gotten (someone) pregnant by mistake............No
french-kissed...................................Yes
gotten totally naked with someone...............Yes
had phone sex...................................Yes :eyesroll:
done a strip-tease..............................No
golden showers..................................No
given oral sex..................................Yes
sex on camera...................................Yes
received oral sex...............................Yes
sex with drugs..................................No
had sex.........................................Yes
sex for drugs...................................No
sex with multiple people........................Not yet
sex to cause jealousy...........................No
used sex toys...................................No
bondage.........................................No
bought sex toys.................................No
sex with an ex..................................Yes
bought used sex toys............................No (thats nasty)
sex with a teacher or boss......................No (although...)
anal sex........................................No
faked an orgasm.................................Yes (lol, dont ask)
angry sex.......................................Yes
lied, saying "I love you".......................Yes
sex without love................................Yes
had sex, hoping to make someone love you........No

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Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles

Does it tatse like urine.??? :shifty:

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I've never tasted urine :blink:

I've tried to find the answer to this but on all the sex ed websites I've looked on they're really diplomatic and non-commital about it.

I reckon it is but they don't want to give us blokes another reason not to go down on the laydeez :shifty:

kissed_______________________________________mais oui
gotten (someone) pregnant by mistake____________never
french-kissed________________________________i have my own name for it
gotten totally naked with someone______________mekkid is natural
had phone sex______________________________uyes total regret
done a strip-tease____________________________yes but she gave something better afterwards
golden showers_______________________________no
given oral sex_________________________________it is a pleasure
sex on camera_________________________________still to do
received oral sex________________________________can always be improved
sex with drugs__________________________________endless sex comes to mind
had sex________________________________________y
sex for drugs_____________________________________n
sex with multiple people____________________________n
sex to cause jealousy______________________________n
used sex toys_____________________________________never again they are to damn good
bondage__________________________________________soft
bought sex toys_______________________________________y
sex with an ex____________________________________of course-its the best
bought used sex toys________________________________piss off
sex with a teacher or boss___________________________n
anal sex___________________________________________yes but it requires some persuasion
faked an orgasm________________________________y
angry sex_______________________________________of course
lied, saying "I love you"________________________________why
sex without love______________________________________of course
had sex, hoping to make someone love you____________________sad but true

T'is a bit personal. :unsure:


Most of 'em. :blushing: :D

kissed -ya
gotten (someone) pregnant by mistake-ya
french-kissed -ya
gotten totally naked with someone -ya
had phone sex-ya
done a strip-tease -ya
golden showers- :crying: no
given oral sex -ya
sex on camera-ya
received oral sex -ya
sex with drugs-ya
had sex -ya
sex for drugs- :lol: ya
sex with multiple people -hell ya
sex to cause jealousy-ya
used sex toys -ya lastnight :devil:
bondage-ya
bought sex toys -no
sex with an ex-ya
bought used sex toys -no
sex with a teacher or boss-ya
anal sex- :no:
faked an orgasm- :no:
angry sex - :no:
lied, saying "I love you"-ya
sex without love -ya
had sex, hoping to make someone love you-ya

18 and a half

:01: or :crying:

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Originally Posted by brenda

18 and a half

:01: or :crying:

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:shifty: u bad girl u :devil:

I've been considering sex on camera but too worried that it might get into the wrong hands and end up on teh interweb.

I can see how that may not be a good thing, Brenda.

Fortunately I'm really good with encryption so if you were to send me the film, I could make it so that each person had to enter a password in order to see the movie :unsure:


Great to see you around, btw :D :D

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Originally Posted by brenda

I've been considering sex on camera but too worried that it might get into the wrong hands and end up on teh interweb.

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I wouldn't do that http://moderation.forumflash.com/sty.../sidjames2.gif

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When a girl gets really wet - spurts - when she climaxes. That's urine, right?

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nope.

It is the same fluid that she produces when getting wet.

Only in big amounts.

Yogi's back

so any updates - picture wize?

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Originally Posted by 15%

Yogi's back

so any updates - picture wize?

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Hi!!!:)

Soon, my friend, soon!!!:D



Yogi

Dep: 22.12.04
Ret: 28.12.04
will pm

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Originally Posted by Yogi

nope.

It is the same fluid that she produces when getting wet.

Only in big amounts.

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I'd feel quite glad if it was, thanks Yogi :D


Glad to see you, btw. Hope everything is well in the Winter Palace :)

kissed
gotten (someone) pregnant by mistake
french-kissed
gotten totally naked with someone
had phone sex
done a strip-tease
golden showers (gave one in the shower)
given oral sex
sex on camera
received oral sex
sex with drugs
had sex
sex with multiple people (in one night yes, simultaneously no)
sex to cause jealousy
sex with an ex
sex with a teacher or boss
anal sex
faked an orgasm
angry sex
lied, saying "I love you"
sex without love
had sex, hoping to make someone love you

All those

How about

Cried while having sex?

or is that something only women do?

Could someone please explain this phenomon?

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Originally Posted by 15%

How about

Cried while having sex?

or is that something only women do?

Could someone please explain this phenomon?

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Done that too.

I was drunk.

I was also close to having 2 women, was drunk, they licking and kissing on each other while I was in their bedroom.
:w00t:

kissed do you know how many germs are in the mouth?
gotten (someone) pregnant by mistake if you leave the light on you can avoid mistakes
french-kissed not going anywhere near those darn froggies
gotten totally naked with someone well duh
had phone sex physically impossible...i looked and couldn't find a hole
done a strip-tease when the wallpaper needs cahnging i am brutal about it...i never tease it
golden showers I can only afford a normal chrome unit :huh:
given oral sex this is the first time i've talked about sex
sex on camera the bed is bigger and more comfortable
received oral sex oh god some people never shut up about sex
sex with drugs is this about enjoying suppositories ?
had sex about a million paternity blood test say i have

sex with multiple people yes but not at the same time
sex to cause jealousy aren't all people jealous when someone else is getting some ?
used sex toys i think it would be more sanitary to buy new
bondage it's impolite to talk about portfolios and money
bought sex toys well barbie is pretty hot
sex with an ex whos ex?
bought used sex toys refer above
sex with a teacher or boss to be honest my wife is the boss, and any man that thinks he is in charge is mistaken :(

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Originally Posted by 15%

How about

Cried while having sex?

or is that something only women do?

Could someone please explain this phenomon?

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Yes I've cried.......

The only way that I can explain why is that sometimes an orgasm is so intense that it takes control of every cell in the body, every synapse in the brain and every emotion in the soul. It's like we (humans) cry when we are happy or sad...... the key is extremes....... an intense orgasm is like the opposite of a nervous breakdown it's a fixup. It's the best :blushing:

I've never made a guy cry whilst having sex with me though.

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Originally Posted by vidcc

kissed do you know how many germs are in the mouth?
gotten (someone) pregnant by mistake if you leave the light on you can avoid mistakes
french-kissed not going anywhere near those darn froggies
gotten totally naked with someone well duh
had phone sex physically impossible...i looked and couldn't find a hole
done a strip-tease when the wallpaper needs cahnging i am brutal about it...i never tease it
golden showers I can only afford a normal chrome unit :huh:
given oral sex this is the first time i've talked about sex
sex on camera the bed is bigger and more comfortable
received oral sex oh god some people never shut up about sex
sex with drugs is this about enjoying suppositories ?
had sex about a million paternity blood test say i have

sex with multiple people yes but not at the same time
sex to cause jealousy aren't all people jealous when someone else is getting some ?
used sex toys i think it would be more sanitary to buy new
bondage it's impolite to talk about portfolios and money
bought sex toys well barbie is pretty hot
sex with an ex whos ex?
bought used sex toys refer above
sex with a teacher or boss to be honest my wife is the boss, and any man that thinks he is in charge is mistaken :(

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:lol: lmao

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Originally Posted by zedaxax

kissed ~~~no
gotten (someone) pregnant by mistake ~~~yes
french-kissed ~~~no
gotten totally naked with someone ~~~no
had phone sex ~~~no
done a strip-tease ~~~no
golden showers ~~~no
given oral sex ~~~no
sex on camera ~~~no
received oral sex ~~~no
sex with drugs ~~~no
had sex ~~~no
sex for drugs ~~~yes
sex with multiple people ~~~yes
sex to cause jealousy ~~~no
used sex toys ~~~no
bondage ~~~no
bought sex toys ~~~no
sex with an ex ~~~and ex-what? con? Only the once.
bought used sex toys ~~~for a friend
sex with a teacher or boss ~~~no
anal sex ~~~no
faked an orgasm ~~~yes
angry sex ~~~no
lied, saying "I love you" ~~~hell ya
sex without love ~~~no
had sex, hoping to make someone love you ~~~had sex with Billy to make Timmy love me but he fell for Jack and Jack's an ex-con and cut him and Tracy said that she heard Fiona say that Carl was talking to Amy about Steven who's with Carla who's two-timing him with Natrishia who's Jack's ex-wife and in love with Billy who give my aids and I'm with Tommy who's sister friend's brother's half-brother's father's co-worker's mum's lover's friend's daughter's friend's school teacher's brother is G.W.Bush!!! OMG!!!!11111 Can U LiKe FoOkin Beliv htat!!!1112222???//

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j/k...or am I? :devil:

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Originally Posted by SpatulaGeekGirl

j/k...or am I? :devil:

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:dry:

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had sex, hoping to make someone love you ~~~had sex with Billy to make Timmy love me but he fell for Jack and Jack's an ex-con and cut him and Tracy said that she heard Fiona say that Carl was talking to Amy about Steven who's with Carla who's two-timing him with Natrishia who's Jack's ex-wife and in love with Billy who give my aids and I'm with Tommy who's sister friend's brother's half-brother's father's co-worker's mum's lover's friend's daughter's friend's school teacher's brother is G.W.Bush!!! OMG!!!!11111 Can U LiKe FoOkin Beliv htat!!!1112222???//

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:lol: :lol:

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Originally Posted by bujub22

:lol: :lol:

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Don't encourage her. :dry:

I have this 24/7

Sheesh! :ermm:

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Originally Posted by Biggles

:dry:

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lmfao

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Originally Posted by Biggles

Don't encourage her. :dry:

I have this 24/7

Sheesh! :ermm:

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Sheeshit's :lol: