Do you read while in the toilet?

i really cant help finding a magazine before i goto the toilet!

maybe because i dont like wasting time (not doing any thing)

On the toilet... no. In the bathtub, yes.

nope.

I'm not in there that long...but uslaly i just think about stuff i have to do. ;) (like homework, or something my dad told me to do, etc.)

My bathroom doorway is in perfect view of my TV, so what do you think? :P

i never spend more than 20 seconds aheming anyway

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Do you read while in the toilet?

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I can't fit in there. :(

I do crosswords

I think about work mostly.

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Originally Posted by Rip The Jacker

I can't fit in there. :(

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:D :D

and sometimes - if i know ill be there a while, else play ninja monkey on my phone :D

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Originally Posted by vivitron 15

and sometimes - if i know ill be there a while, else play ninja monkey on my phone :D

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Euphemism :dry: :ohmy:

I have sometimes almost shitted myself because I'm looking for reading material before an ass coughing session. It's like my ass knows the shitter is nearby and starts getting ornery.

I MUST HAVE READING MATERIAL!!!!

or my laptop to go on the internet.

Sitting on the shitter and just staring at the wall is an inefficient use of time.

I could be learning something.

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Originally Posted by Busyman

I have sometimes almost shitted myself because I'm looking for reading material before an ass coughing session. It's like my ass knows the shitter is nearby and starts getting ornery.

I MUST HAVE READING MATERIAL!!!!

or my laptop to go on the internet.

Sitting on the shitter and just staring at the wall is an inefficient use of time.

I could be learning something.

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OMG
that exacly how i feel

no!

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Originally Posted by Fiber

OMG
that exacly how i feel

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Must be the Fiber. ;)

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Originally Posted by manker

Euphemism :dry: :ohmy:

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lol, http://www.o2.co.uk/games/story/ninjamonkeyschool.html :p