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Ok what present would you give other member/s of this here lounge for Christmas if you were to pull their name out of the Christmas hat present dip thing?
This would have probably been a better start to a thread had I actually thought of a humerous suggestion but I am drawing a blank :frusty: , however I have faith in the humouretical talents of you lot...... :santa:
(suggestions such as a clue or a sense of humour would be deemed harsh however fair they may be :no: )
Ok I'll have a go............where's the hat? :unsure:
Jonno :cool:
I'd give -
Lilmiss a robe
Cheese a new liver
Manker would get a blow up sheep
erm
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Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene
Ok apparently my faith in the talents of others was slightly missplaced :rolleyes:
I'd get Rossco a plastic sig police badge :01:
:01: I'd give Zero cool a Billy Conolly video :D
Jonno :cool:
:w00t: :shifty:Quote:
Originally Posted by DanB
Hmm....if I was forced to get any of you feckers anything....
Dan - a half eaten Tunnocks
Zero - a punnet of mouldy strawberries
Bo - allready worn in, slipper socks
Manker - a bucket of flem
Gurahl - a disposable lighter
Jonno - half a bag of Humbugs.
so it looks like yogi's secret santa things out the window? :unsure:
(I’d get him a new tree to hug :shifty: )
Have I trodden on Yogi's Christmas slippered toes? :huh: I didn't know anything about a secret santa thing :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
t'is a bit late for it now :lol:
not at all, not many people do, i think it's cos it died on it's arse they moment he posted it :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by (>Zero Cool<)
Ok , ta, I don't keep up on the Lounge current affairs as much as I should didn't want to waste Yogi's plan
@Dan it's not that late Yogi may still appear down your chimney in the next couple of days. :blink:
Lilmiss - a nice hand knitted cover for her pokey stick for during the winter (plus access to her old aol account to get her pics), plus the obligatory hairnets and dogfood.......... oh and a choc orange
Dan - a new keyboard, or even new fingers twelve thousand plus posts must put some wear and tear on the old digits, or perhaps even a secretary
Jonno - a waterproof cover for your surfboard in case it gets wet
Mr Mulder a comeback series? or even a spin off
I've got a second xf film planned, as soon as chris carter gets of his fat arse and writes it :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by (>Zero Cool<)
Lilmiss - Busted concert tickets :dry:
Manker - The giant book of insults
Gemby - Barbie...or Cindy if she likes that sort of thing.
RatFaced - A bowler hat
Jonno - ....:unsure:
Mathea - A pogo stick and a paper weight
:01: Yay I get a :unsure: WooHoo, better than apples and oranges :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by SpatulaGeekGirl
SGG.... An Apple :01:
Jonno :cool:
I like apple but pogo is better on tuesdays.
You stick with Pogo hen. :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by SpatulaGeekGirl
Pogo is nice but stick is better on fridays.
Pogo stick. :blink:
They are not laughing now. :(
Pogo sticks don't have the tendency to laugh.
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Originally Posted by SpatulaGeekGirl
I'd prefer Lars Frederiksen tickets.
But he's not as punk, as Busted. :01:
Zero, I don't need hairnets yet.
Guess the hair thieves don't want multicoloured barnets this year. :unsure:
Busted blow goats.
In the year 3000 :(
I hate that song. It says "Your great, great, great granddaughter" BUT that is only 5 generations, a generation being 30 years average so that's only 150 years (it would be 2154AD) therefore she would have to be like 850 years old!!
:blink: Did I do the math right? I hate maths...
Lilmiss-pimp my ride for the mini
Danb-as director of Robertoooo's firm(z)
Yogi-a pink elefont for his animal collection
Ike-peanut butter lust oil + aftershave
hipychik&baccyman-a night performing on comedycentral (without cut&paste)
Spat-oneday in NY& must see all the art gallleries in 12hrs
withcheese-a muse for his essays (which willbe performed by jpaul with fairy wings)
ziggy-dreadlocks
manker-a welsh she-gangsta
canuk-life
zero-hakor status
sara-shreks donkey in stallion mode
niki-zen relationship
busyman-less buzinezz
much2pls-a kvcd auto reply button next to reply
rossco-less of everything
mulder-an authentic gillian used sock
david622-a pen
peatmoss-a goal
15%-vacation
:lol: :lol: lmaoQuote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
oo man i dont really do the shopping thing so if i pulled a name from a hat the'll get money from me and they could jus go buy there own present ;)
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Originally Posted by SpatulaGeekGirl
Oi!!! :angry:
That's Slipknot.
I'd get Bujub, a xmas pimp dictionary.
Same as normal dictionaries, but more ho-ho-ho's.
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Originally Posted by 15%
:lol:
a few gems in there. :)
ta for the hakor status :01: though i have no idea what that is :no:
Ill stick this in a Christmas thread as it's not worth starting one. Funny though
http://www.jokaroo.com/ecards/holida...snowglobe.html
DanB - A nice big doob :P
Rat Faced - I Love George Bush Sign :P
Cannot think of anymore now need sleep bye
Ty Peerzy :01:
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Originally Posted by DanB
I expec a bigger one in return :shifty: . I might buy a empty baggy if your lucky as well :01: .
Heh heh , I can't get it for love nor money
I brough an oz for the xmas/new year period. High grade bud :D .Quote:
Originally Posted by DanB
bah, i dont even now if I'll have an 1/8th :lol:
Go out into your garden and pick some weeds :P . Get mashed on grass ya know :P .Quote:
Originally Posted by DanB
heh heh, fuck that, I catching the train and coming to hunt you down :shifty:
Bah i'll eat it i will :P ! Then no one gets any :01: ....wait :(Quote:
Originally Posted by DanB
Go on I dare you :lol:
You'll be fucked for ages. It might be a bit dry eating though :(
I could wash it down with some pills and water :01: .Quote:
Originally Posted by DanB