HawT reporter!!!11

http://www.ryoni.com/melissa.html

EDIT: ok shes not that "HAWT" but shes dam cute :wub:

she's got a very pointy chin :unsure:

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

she's got a very pointy chin :unsure:

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As long as she don't stab me with it, I'd do her.

Is she old enough to read the news. :ph34r:

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

she's got a very pointy chin :unsure:

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All the better to bounce my balls off :shifty:

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Originally Posted by DanB

All the better to bounce my balls off :shifty:

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Oh the images that just went through my head >_<


Achy nuts.

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Originally Posted by DanB

All the better to bounce my balls off :shifty:

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I think it would seem a bit strange getting a blow job from a shovel :unsure:

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

I think it would seem a bit strange getting a blow job from a shovel :unsure:

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<insert witty joke about hoe's here>

my ipods right ear phone is rattling at high bass frequencies :( :( :( :angry: :angry:

stupid apple cant make anything thats good...jus got the pod 3 days ago...

sry to go off topic but im pissed :angry: :angry:

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Originally Posted by jaigandhi5

sry to go off topic but im pissed :angry: :angry:

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I'm getting there

did noone else get the standard minging crimbo ale? :unsure: it has off your tits quality but tastes like poo :no:

luckily there's some blue wkd to take the taste away :01:

I`ve got a box of budwieser to get through when they get put in the fridge. :01:

Well I was forced to drink Grolsch at my parents :dry:

Was funny seeing my little 15 yr old bro drunk :01:

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Originally Posted by DanB

Well I was forced to drink Grolsch at my parents :dry:

Was funny seeing my little 15 yr old bro drunk :01:

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and what may i ask is wrong with the drink of gods? :huh:

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Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles

I`ve got a box of budwieser to get through when they get put in the fridge. :01:

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drink it warm, that'll learn em ...learn em all :shifty:

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Well I was forced to drink Grolsch at my parents :dry:

Was funny seeing my little 15 yr old bro drunk :01:

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Did you collect the tops to put on your shoes dan. :01:

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and what may i ask is wrong with the drink of gods? :huh:

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I'm sorry, were you talking about vovdka? :huh:

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

and what may i ask is wrong with the drink of gods? :huh:

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It tastes like shite :unsure:

no, grolsch :unsure:

its my fave :wub:

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Originally Posted by DanB

It tastes like shite :unsure:

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there is a line, and you sir, have crosed that line

:pinch:

That's more like the drink of the people who think that they are gods while they in fact are members of the fine thorazine and lithium appreciation society.

Now vovdka on the other hand...

I rest my face.

none of you drink that lad/chav piss do you? carling and carlsberg :no:

tis swill :ermm:

:unsure:

:lol: I drink Carlsberg

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Originally Posted by DanB

:lol: I drink Carlsberg

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:lol: :lol: knew it :no: :lol:

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:lol: :lol: knew it :no: :lol:

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shut it blue wkd boy :P

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Originally Posted by DanB

:lol: I drink Carlsberg

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Chav. :P

i also drink carlsberg :lol:

I don't really do beer, we had a falling out a couple of years back.



Well, it was falling out at least.

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Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles

i also drink carlsberg :lol:

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Originally Posted by DanB

shut it blue wkd boy :P

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guilty :lol: it tastes so nice :rolleyes:

run like ze vind :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: