Cross, or crucifex?

i dont know what the difference is

but does anybody have one that they can measure for me?

I'm going to make a fake one (cut paper...) but i have no idea what the size of a normal one is..one that can be wrapped around you neck...

so..i just want measurements...pls?

Depends how big you want it, I guess.


Or ar you talking about dragging a full size crucifix around by your neck? :unsure:

are you trying to keep vampires away?

two nuns driving down a road when a vampire jumps on their bonnet (hood).
one paniccy says 'quick sister show it your cross'.
the other jumps out and shouts 'get off the fucking car ya bloodsucking prick!'


theres no set size, the X in Xmas stands for christ, so the crucifix can be anything as long as it symbolises what its supposed to :unsure:

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two nuns driving down a road when a vampire jumps on their bonnet (hood).
one paniccy says 'quick sister show it your cross'.
the other jumps out and shouts 'get off the fucking car ya bloodsucking prick!'


theres no set size, the X in Xmas stands for christ, so the crucifix can be anything as long as it symbolises what its supposed to :unsure:

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:lol: Great joke :01:

vaguely ripped off from the vicar of dibley

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vaguely ripped off from the vicar of dibley

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:unsure: I don't think we get that here, was certainly new to me :D

its a long running mild mannered sitcom. after the credits geraldine the vicar (dawn french) tells alison (fuck knows) a joke which she doesn't get. i stopped watching it when i was born but it might be the perfect huggy nonsense for you :01:

:dry: Maybe I do like that huggy nonsense, but then I also like reality tv :01:

i think a cross is with our the figure of jesus on it, the crucifix is with jesus on it

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Depends how big you want it, I guess.


Or ar you talking about dragging a full size crucifix around by your neck? :unsure:

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I think he should have a proper one, like jesus, made of logs or something.

Also, it'd have to be bendy if he wants to wrap it around his neck.

Maybe he should knit one, now that I think about it. :unsure:

Novelty scarf :lol:

o_O

The difference is quite simple

A cross is a cross. All the arms have the same length
A crucifix has one long vertical arm and one shorter horizontal arm. I.E. the things you find in churches.

Geraldine spoke of Alice as her verger in the Christmas special.

Dawn French gets bigger each time I see that program but I can't help imagining her naked. It's not an erotic thought, just curiousity.