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Not really...but I don't drink often anymore, and when I do I get sloshed...and usually end up in an alley laying in piss and cigarette butts. (at leat it's my own :)
I think?
I better get a move on...It seems snny might beat me to the punch.
Cheers bd :beerchug:
If you tell us where abouts you plan to collapse, we will endevour to make sure its not your own piss :rolleyes:
:P
Have fun.Quote:
Originally Posted by brotherdoobie
:ph34r:
Hope it is your own. :sick:
The only hitch in my plan,is the fact that I'm to lazy to move from the couch...Wait!
I hear my wife at the door!
Honey be a dear and get me a beer...perfect!
Peace bd
So you decide to remain laying in your own shit?http://www.my-smileys.de/smileys2/idea1.gif
yopshttp://www.my-smileys.de/smileys2/frechling.gif
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Originally Posted by brotherdoobie
Did you get her the beer? :unsure:
No..she retrieved one for me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skizo
Peace bd
Retrieved one?
Put her finger down your throught or something?
Thats nasty :(
I haven't shit myself before...but theres always the first time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Yogi
*brotherdoobie puts on his depends adult diaper, and gets ready to party!*
Peace bd
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Originally Posted by brotherdoobie
I was meant metaphorically, but i'm glad i brought you to your new
assventure........http://www.my-smileys.de/smileys2/24.gif
Yeaces
I decided to make it literal...excuse me, it's time for a powder. :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Yogi
Peace bd
Did anyone see myshoew.
peace bd
thats pretty bad I can drink 1/4 a gallon of rum on a good night
I'm a fucking lush :guinesssm
http://library.thinkquest.org/2591/T...seaseCirro.GIF :devil: ................
I didn't drink that much last night, but feel dreadful right now.
Bit worrying really. :unsure:
And I have a bit of glass wedged in my lil toe. :crying:
:lol: good night out then
How did you get glass in your toe? :blink:
Some dude smashed a glass on my foot.
Don't think he even noticed, cos he tried to get my phone no a few hours later.
Unless he was just a psychopath.
I had to wrap toilet paper round me toe to stop the bleeding. :crying:
Aaw no, thats not to good.
Mebbe he thought it was a good way to break the ice :unsure:
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Originally Posted by Lilmiss
And did you give him your number??? :unsure:
And was that after you danced on MCHammer??? :blink:
I try to avoid eye contact with these fruit loops.
Never mind trying to strike up a decent conversation.
You meet the scum of the land in nightclubs.
Though, they were all impressed with my, "Stop, Hammertime".
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:lol:
I have Saturday Night Fever visions of everyon in a circle round you watching
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Originally Posted by DanB
Ever since yout flatulent dick visions i get suspicious when you imagine things....... :ph34r: