Please Donate Advice or Tips about everything and anything to everybody and nobody....
to the old lady in the queue,
in the future please retrieve your wallet and locate the (non-exact) cash BEFORE you reach the cash register.
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Please Donate Advice or Tips about everything and anything to everybody and nobody....
to the old lady in the queue,
in the future please retrieve your wallet and locate the (non-exact) cash BEFORE you reach the cash register.
To Cuba& China:
Cut the shit,you know what you must do.
For the attention of old women who walk there dogs in the Lincoln area: just because my dog sniffs your dog, it does not entitle you to speak to me and or follow me to the shops and back. I do not now, nor have I ever cared for your medical history or your nephew who’s just gotten married.
To people that text message me; If I've answered your text and I haven't asked you a question, don't bother texting me back with an unrelated question. If you want to chat just phone me. Texting pisses me off.
For the attention of the workers of the Lincoln Bus Station Co-op. When I am standing in line to purchase whatever bottles of delights you have on offer and keep checking my watch whilst looking at you in disgust, it generally means hurry the fuck up as I have a bus to catch in less than two minutes. It does not mean, turn to your left and start chatting to Barbara on till one about putting in some extra hours, please just concentrate on the ones you have.
To all foreigners living in Scandinavia,
Take a vacation, or go home at least once a year (especially in the winter) inorder to (try) save your integrity.
FAO drivers who nearly hit me when i cross the street - use your damn turn signals
Always fart into the rings on top of your gas cooker. This will turn back the gas meter, and save you a fortune over a period of time.
Thanx for that economically enhancing tip Vidccc.
To women,
When there is a stressfull situation, screaming does not help.
for women as well.
don't even try to throw overarm.
Housewives. When nipping out to the shops, remember to carry a stiff broom in the boot of your car. Use it to sweep the broken glass to the side of the road every time you have a minor accident.
dont shit (or let any one shit) in the same bathroom ur about to have ur bath in
Persons who reside in crystallized domiciles, should refrain from the projection of geological specimens.
Taking Fiber's lead - as he's just reminded me of something that happened years ago, something that you wouldn't normally think of or try to prevent.
Never, under any circumstances, let your girlfriend to take a dump using a toilet in a bathroom that you're in, having a shower, bath, shave or whatever. Your relationship will be damaged, I'm not sure how exactly, but it's irretreivable.
Just lock the fucking door to be sure :fear:
To boy scouts and girl guides. Please stop helping old ladies to cross the road unless they really want to go across the road.
To people who lost their head in my supermarket:
If you would have said "sorry" after hitting my ankle with your shoppingcart, i might
have considered not ripping your head off and just have kicked you instead.
yogi
If you are old and/or erratic dont go into supermarkets in the Netherlands. :lol: :lol:
turn off lights and tvs and stuff at night. if we all did it, it could have a significant effect on carbon emissions from powerstations
Quote:
Originally Posted by bigboab
Advise to scottish elderly man:
Don't try to talk with your head ripped off. :lol: :helpsmili
Advice to any married man.Quote:
Originally Posted by Yogi
You will get used to talking with your head ripped off. :lol:
To Canada:
What the fuck are you doing up there brotha?Have you been in eny wars ever?I think you guys are the nice's race of human kind ever.Dont think you guys even kill each other to.Thanks canada for being so nice :)
Yeah it does :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by 15%
My advice would be to the number 7 bus drivers - stop driving so dam fast !! i keep falling over.
Also, do not talk to me when i hop on, you are not my friend :no:
To Michael Jackson,
Nope, it's too late to go back
to jesus:
whats up my favorite jew
:lol: :lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
tip to gemby. dont stand in front of the number 7 bus
So that is where i am going wrong :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by TheDave
Next tip : Tuna with mayo is even better when you add some vinegar - makes it tangy :w00t:
Tip for the chippie man: i don't like vinegar, so stop asking if i want any on my chips :dry:
Advice: When giving advice to someone, try to avoid sounding condescending
Tip: When giving tips in Restaurant's or Cafe's, avoid giving to little and when abroad avoid giving too much.
To anyone: if you need to ask me any questions that means i'm smarter than you, which also means i don't care, so bugger off
But leave the lights on during the day...Quote:
Originally Posted by TheDave
Peace bd
Don't eat the yellow snow...
Peace bd
Don't invite Jessica Fletcher to your home/city/country. Someone will die and someone else will be framed for the murder.
If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that.
Advice - Be polite to gemby :) and she will be polite to you
be mean and she cries secretly :(
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by uNz[i]
sorry but I actually laughed out loud at this one and felt obliged to inform you.
tip: when making funny posts please be sure to warn other peeps who may be reading them whilst trying to swallow a beverage. :dry:
tip: having a beverage come out of your nose is not an advisable method of cleaning it, your nose I mean :huh:
tip: keyboard do not like getting beverages spilt on them. :no:
Don't allow yourself to become static.
Peace bd :)
okok let round these all up
and find out what the best Advice/tip was
my vote goes to my contribution on the second page
Vargas - Page two.
tip: don't always presume that other users have the same number of posts per page viewable :rolleyes:
Ps I go for unzi #thirty four