Guess what i got for valentines day today

A wank from myself

You wanked yourself? :blink:

Only 6:24 PM over here. Got my girl some nice massage oil and other stuff :shifty:

oh yeah guess im the only person who is a day ahead of the world

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Originally Posted by Adster

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I was thinking about buying one of those for myself.

thank you for reminding me ;)
(not the wanking part)

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Originally Posted by Adster

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Did you get yourself a card too?

:o

i got one card so far :)

<3

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Originally Posted by Adster

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It's the thought that counts.

Peace bd

oh dam a card no no no no card for marketing day

Did it arrive in the post.???? :unsure:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...roolz/Hoff.jpg

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...roolz/Hoff.jpg

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Was that on your hard drive arcadia.????..... :shifty:

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Originally Posted by Adster

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You must really like yourself. :wub:

Spanking the monkey?

I got a chrome tap.
With hot and cold fittings. :unsure:



Manker, have you been influencing my presents? :blink:

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Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles

Was that on your hard drive arcadia.????..... :shifty:

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no :whistling

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

I got a chrome tap.
With hot and cold fittings. :unsure:



Manker, have you been influencing my presents? :blink:

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Maybe I am the person that bought them for you :shifty:

That would be a bit weird.

Nah, couldn't have been you, it's stolen from a shop fitters van.


The thought was there I guess. :unsure:

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

Nah, couldn't have been you, it's stolen from a shop fitters van.


The thought was there I guess. :unsure:

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He or she stole it with their own hands, right? :wub:

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

Nah, couldn't have been you, it's stolen from a shop fitters van.


The thought was there I guess. :unsure:

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Romantic yet practical, a gift that just keeps on giving - and giving the essence of life, no less.

I'd be well happy with that, as it is I had to stay in a bloody hotel with no interweb or football.

:P A night in a hotel sounds much better than your previous choice of present.



Although, I would have just got you bin liners. :shifty:

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

Although, I would have just got you bin liners. :shifty:

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:wub:

Quality :01:

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Originally Posted by manker

Romantic yet practical, a gift that just keeps on giving - and giving the essence of life, no less.

I'd be well happy with that, as it is I had to stay in a bloody hotel with no interweb or football.

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where's the missus staying? :whistling

edit: oops wrong tense :frusty: ....where did she stay? Did she let you out in the morning? :huh:

Condoms give you a posh wank for those of us who like to wank in style, not that i would know :shifty:

I got a bottle of wine.......... of which I only got 1 glass :crying:

AND............... I got no cards/txts/romantic messages :crying: