Cawkjack this

i have a question for you cockfans: do women get insulted when you call them cocksuckers?

do men get insulted when you call them wankers?

I guess it's the equivilent of calling a man a "Slag"
Kinda out of place so insults more, also calling a woman that I would think implies suttyness.... <- good new word :01:

Personally I would'nt call a woman a cocksucker cos it's just weak and childish.

Jonno :cool:

Suttyness? :blink:

Shit, ok pwned myself there :frusty: ......I meant "Sluttyness"

Jonno :cool:

I think it's an excellent phrase to use if either it's your missus that you're having a larf with, or even if you're friends with the woman and she's got a good sense of humour.

Darthy, you cocksucker.

But you would'nt say it to someone you did'nt know?

Wait a minute......are you insinuating Darthy is your missus? :ohmy:

Jonno :cool:

Is this not kind of action women do.????? :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene

But you would'nt say it to someone you did'nt know?

Wait a minute......are you insinuating Darthy is your missus? :ohmy:

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Either that or I'm suggesting that Darthy is a girl with a GSOH. Well spotted and take your pick :D

Also ... no, I definitely wouldn't call a girl a cawksucker if I didn't know her. That would be a bit silly.

@EFF....In the same sense as calling someone a "Fucker"?

hmmmm, I think I might go out and call people some random names :shifty:

@Manker..... Why thank you, I think I will go for the "Darthy is a girl with a GSOH" because the other option disturbs me :helpsmili

Jonno :cool:

My girl would be insulted if i wouldn't call her that!!! :lol:

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Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene

"Darthy is a girl with a GSOH"

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What magazines are these quote`s in....... :shifty:

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Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene

@Manker..... Why thank you, I think I will go for the "Darthy is a girl with a GSOH" because the other option disturbs me :helpsmili

Jonno :cool:

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also it doesn't make sense, i can't cook - oh will my dreams ever come true :no:

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Originally Posted by manker

I think it's an excellent phrase to use if either it's your missus

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@Manker - please remember that this is an international board and some of the non english here may interprete "missus" as "mom".
I sugest you add a footnote to your analysis.

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Originally Posted by 15%

@Manker - please remember that this is an international board and some of the non english here may interprete "missus" as "mom".
I sugest you add a footnote to your analysis.

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Really :blink:

Footnote:

Calling your own mother a cawksucker, in jest, may be fine for some of you who have liberal minded parents but calling someone else's mother a cawksucker is generally bad, k.

For clarity:

Suckercawking your Mam is ususally good tho' - especially when it involves extra pocket money.

Addendum:

Calling your Dad a cocksucker, or telling him that you've just suckercawked him, isn't recommended by me.

It could cause confusion and mistrust.

Thank you thank you,,,, it definetly VERY clear now (you can stop clearing your cawkJammed throat now thankyou :lol:

Nps http://moderation.invisionzone.com/s...lt/naughty.gif

On another similar note - my closest and most horrofiening experience
with teh cawkjacking was when i passed out watching The Ring
I woke up to the scene where she is cawking ouut hair out her throat
really sick thing to wake upto
definetly avoid