just a thought (a gross one that isn't gross. you've just been brainwashed)

when you do a poo. why do you have to wash your hands?

the only hand contact with below the belt are the back of your thumbs on the outside of your thighs :unsure:

There are possible shit crumbs and you touch your dick.

Next question. :dry:

you touch you dick?
you get shit on it?

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you touch you dick?
you get shit on it?

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Yes otherwise it'll lay on the front of the toilet seat and regarding shit, who knows...that's why I wash my hands. You are putting your hands in your ass crack. I seriously doubt your hands comes out of there sterile every time.

Next question. :dry:

it kind of flops and can just about manage not to finger myself

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it kind of flops and can just about manage not to finger myself

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Well I'm a man of decent size so even when I have it aiming downward I have to put tissue on the inside if the rim so my johnson doesn't touch it....sorta like a buffer between being unsanitary.

Wtf is this finger shit? (pun intended) :blink:

just wondering how you managed to make a mistake while wiping your arse.

you kinda beat me on the pushing the knob thing down though :unsure:

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just wondering how you managed to make a mistake while wiping your arse.

you kinda beat me on the pushing the knob thing down though :unsure:

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To put it plainly.....

Go clean dog shit off your carpet with a paper towel then hand your 4 year old some cookies.

Next question.

not the same thing. theres not really any scrubbage and theres like 12ply of toilet paper between hand and bumbum

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not the same thing. theres not really any scrubbage and theres like 12ply of toilet paper between hand and bumbum

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It's absolutely the same thing.

I meant to simply pick up the dog shit of the carpet with a paper towel which is pretty thick and hand your child some cookies.

I hope you don't stuff 12 ply of t-paper in your ass. You may as well wipe your ass with a shirt. :dry:

i just tested to see how many times and i wrap 2 ply paper 4 times which makes it 16 ply. whats wrong with that?

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i just tested to see how many times and i wrap 2 ply paper 4 times which makes it 16 ply. whats wrong with that?

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Nothing. I probably do the same.....but I wash my hands afterwards. :lol: :lol: :lol:

On a different but similar subject...

Did'nt your mother teach you to wash your hands after peeing?

My mother taught me not to piss on my hands.

One thing i have learnt is to pile some bog roll at the bottom of the bog B4 u have a shit, this is to stop the splash.

anyone else do this?

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One thing i have learnt is to pile some bog roll at the bottom of the bog B4 u have a shit, this is to stop the splash.

anyone else do this?

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You don't like teh spash???? :blink:

Incredible........

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when you do a poo. why do you have to wash your hands?

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http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a4_220.html :whistling

Yeah I know that articles for peeing. Read it anyway. :cool:

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You don't like teh spash???? :blink:

Incredible........

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Yeah the sound of it makes ufeel good and all CAPLONK!!!!

But...its the water splashing an ur ass i cant take

This requires referral to Dame Edna for adjudication. :shifty:

I take it you flush after you wipe. And i take it that every other person in the house flushes after they use the toilet.... and i assume this is done before they wash their hands. so you would be picking up all the germs from the lever.

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You don't like teh spash???? :blink:

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Anyone that knows anything about olympic judges knows that the diver gets marked down if there is a splash


http://www.unc.edu/~lahol/divingjudges.jpg

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I take it you flush after you wipe. And i take it that every other person in the house flushes after they use the toilet.... and i assume this is done before they wash their hands. so you would be picking up all the germs from the lever.

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I used to do that but now I flush the lever with a tissue.

Still good point though.

I also squeeze and wipe my dick after I piss.
There still can be piss in there and shaking it ain't enough. :dry:

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I also squeeze and wipe my dick after I piss.
There still can be piss in there and shaking it ain't enough. :dry:

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http://www.nigelhumour.co.uk/2m.jpg

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http://www.nigelhumour.co.uk/2m.jpg

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.....and remember....if ya shake more than twice..

YOU'RE PLAYIN' WITH IT!!!!

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There are possible shit crumbs and you touch your dick.

Next question. :dry:

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LOL I was thinkin about this when i was takin a shit today, When the shit come out how come it doesent tour ur asscheeks unless its like the runs taht just blow out everywhere? :no: i guess ur ass cheeks open living a clear passage way. :ermm:

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LOL I was thinkin about this when i was takin a shit today, When the shit come out how come it doesent tour ur asscheeks unless its like the runs taht just blow out everywhere? :no: i guess ur ass cheeks open living a clear passage way. :ermm:

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Not only that but you ass hair can harbor fecal material....
That's another thing...

This is why I wash my ass after a shit. In some cases you are smearing shit into the crack of you ass and just wiping it until you don't see it anymore.

If you got shit on hand, would you just wipe it off or wipe it off and wash your hand?

At home I just jump in shower and wash my ass.

In public, I make some wet naps with soap on it and take it into the stall. I use dry naps afterward.

I remember one female I went on a date with awhile ago saying that it was common for her to see streaks in (whoever at the time) her boyfriends underwear. :sick: When I told her what I'm now saying, she thought it odd.

.....but yet she wasn't afraid to suck my balls for I was MR. CLEAN. :D

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At home I just jump in shower and wash my ass.

In public, I make some wet naps with soap on it and take it into the stall. I use dry naps afterward.

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LOL. :lol:

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LOL. :lol:

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In the immortal word of an old forum member, CadeLaguana...

"In The End, My Ass Was Clean!!!"

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In the immortal word of an old forum member, CadeLaguana...

"In The End, My Ass Was Clean!!!"

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Another LOL :lol:

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when you do a poo. why do you have to wash your hands?

the only hand contact with below the belt are the back of your thumbs on the outside of your thighs :unsure:

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after you poo..and clean ass...smelll your hand, im just taking a guess, but if it smells..maybe thats why you wash your hands, and if it doesnt smell...then no reason to wash hands i spose.

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after you poo..and clean ass...smelll your hand, im just taking a guess, but if it smells..maybe thats why you wash your hands, and if it doesnt smell...then no reason to wash hands i spose.

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You can never go wrong by washing your hands.....

....but not washing them can possibly lead to problems.

Wipe your ass and then hand your 4-year old some cookies. :sick:

I allways wash my toilet after taking a dump.................. :01: