Lance that boil and give it a good squeeze...

Okay.

I'm starting this in the open, under my own ID.

If I post further, it will be as a "guest", and everyone should feel free to do the same (or not; you may have a reason to post in the clear, too).

Here goes-

Gee, it sure would be nice if whomever committed this recent act of cyber-vandalism didn't feel compelled by the oppressive acts of people like myself to act so maliciously.

Many of us members of long standing should be more sensitive to the feelings of others in our little international playground, and give all efforts in aid of fostering understanding through lack of confrontation, and endeavor to sublimate our ideologies, philosophies, politics, indeed, our very selves in order to achieve that end.

We should realize that all who have do so only be accident of birth, and that those who have not should be taken on a shopping trip to Macy's and treated to a meal at McDonald's, so that we who have may be assuaged of our guilt over our undeserved prosperity.

We must learn to atone for the unspeakable injury we have done your poor, mal-nourished ego(s)

There-that's a good start, I think.

Come out, come out wherever your are....

Boy, what an arse you are.

I've heard about you, but didn't believe what I was told-now that I see it for myself, I feel the same as everyone else does.

You americans are all the same, why don't you just leave?

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Originally Posted by j2k4

We should realize that all who have do so only be accident of birth, and that those who have not should be taken on a shopping trip to Macy's and treated to a meal at McDonald's, so that we who have may be assuaged of our guilt over our undeserved prosperity.

We must learn to atone for the unspeakable injury we have done your poor, mal-nourished ego(s)

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Guilt?
Is Macy's having a sale on that?
If so, I need to pick some up.

Does it come in my size....hmmm.

See? another american arsehole.
your so cool-you wear your vanity on your sleeves, for all the world to see.

Well, I for one won't bow to you.

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Originally Posted by j2k4

Okay.

I'm starting this in the open, under my own ID.

If I post further, it will be as a "guest", and everyone should feel free to do the same (or not; you may have a reason to post in the clear, too).

Here goes-

Gee, it sure would be nice if whomever committed this recent act of cyber-vandalism didn't feel compelled by the oppressive acts of people like myself to act so maliciously.

Many of us members of long standing should be more sensitive to the feelings of others in our little international playground, and give all efforts in aid of fostering understanding through lack of confrontation, and endeavor to sublimate our ideologies, philosophies, politics, indeed, our very selves in order to achieve that end.

We should realize that all who have do so only be accident of birth, and that those who have not should be taken on a shopping trip to Macy's and treated to a meal at McDonald's, so that we who have may be assuaged of our guilt over our undeserved prosperity.

We must learn to atone for the unspeakable injury we have done your poor, mal-nourished ego(s)

There-that's a good start, I think.

Come out, come out wherever your are....

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Way to get the Guest section closed. :dry:

Seems like you're on a bit of an ego-trip yourself with this nonsense. Can't you just leave this sort of stuff for another part of the board and allow the guest forum to be used for it's proper purpose?

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Originally Posted by MCHeshPants420

Way to get the Guest section closed. :dry:

Seems like you're on a bit of an ego-trip yourself with this nonsense. Can't you just leave this sort of stuff for another part of the board and allow the guest forum to be used for it's proper purpose?

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Apparently you are behind in your reading.

Oh, well.

I'll put my raging ego back on it's leash, just for you.

You might want to re-assess your understanding of the purpose of the Guest Section, though.

Edit:

It just occurred to me I have managed to post in a "closed" section; have I been unfairly vested with modly powers? :huh:

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A place for Guests to get a taste of what the Community is all about.

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:unsure:

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Originally Posted by DanB

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Ah.

Wasn't aware this precluded actual members posting here.

Fear not; I'll just poke around until I find the exit... :whistling

what the fuck is this thread about?

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Originally Posted by Sparsely

what the fuck is this thread about?

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I am quite sure I used to know before I was officially divested of that knowledge and scolded for baiting Guests and...oh, yeah-trespassing, by MCHeshPants420.

You didn't perchance leave the door ajar?

The light in here is very poor...

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Originally Posted by MCHeshPants420

Way to get the Guest section closed. :dry:

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You'll forgive me for pointing out this statement is incorrect, sir?

It would seem this wrong-headed conclusion would ill-benefit any guest(s) who might be lurking about. :huh:

:lol: @ the entire thing so far.

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Originally Posted by SnnY

:lol: @ the entire thing so far.

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Thanks for that.

I was beginning to think I was preaching to a bunch of un-reconstructed and humor-deficient guests, or something.

I can always count on you, SnnY.

BTW-

Is there a "Guests Only" entrance/exit, or something?

That other guy wants me to leave, and has left himself, without showing me the door.

Terribly rude for a bona fide member; making me feel like a bit of a guest.

Welcome to the Hotel California.

Exit

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Originally Posted by clocker

Welcome to the Hotel California.

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Appropriately assessed, sir.

An all-pervading Outer Limits/Twilight Zone/McHale's Navy thingie going on.

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Originally Posted by DanB

Exit

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Something appears to be blocking this exit.

I shall report this immediately to the board Fire Marshall.

Safety first.

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Originally Posted by j2k4

Apparently you are behind in your reading.

Oh, well.

I'll put my raging ego back on it's leash, just for you.

You might want to re-assess your understanding of the purpose of the Guest Section, though.

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It just occurred to me I have managed to post in a "closed" section; have I been unfairly vested with modly powers? :huh:

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All I got from that was "whine...whine...whine".

Stop acting like a child and leave the guest section for guests and people who can actually help them. This isn't a place for your silly little vendettas with Billy Dean or whoever the feck deleted your posts.

Basically you're stinking up the guest forum with your pointless agenda. Please ask for your thread to be closed. Then shut up.

Or not. I don't care.

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Originally Posted by MCHeshPants420

All I got from that was "whine...whine...whine".

Stop acting like a child and leave the guest section for guests and people who can actually help them. This isn't a place for your silly little vendettas with Billy Dean or whoever the feck deleted your posts.

Basically you're stinking up the guest forum with your pointless agenda. Please ask for your thread to be closed. Then shut up.

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It really goes against my grain to act so crudely, but, as I am perfectly willing and able to help any guests who happen by, and the space I am taking up here isn't forestalling any guests from partaking, and, especially since it is you (and only you) who are complaining, why don't you bugger off?

Fun is part of our gig here, and, if the guests feel that to partake runs counter to board tradition, mayhaps they won't stay, you see?

Besides, I don't do vendettas, m'boy.

Not my style.

Go rain on another parade.

I doubt you are able to help any guests that come in here, unless they feel the need to be patronized. That's all you have to offer, no wonder your posts were deleted...:lol:

Oh come on now boys, stop your bickering......

closed.

Ok...moved to lounge and re-opened. :)

Thanks Sara.
I was really feeling the need for some good ole fashioned patronizing- you know, the kind only J2 is capable of dispensing.

Hit me, Big Boy.

Can i hit you too??? :w00t:


And i request this is moved back to the guestsection.

Anything to annoy ******.......... :devil:



Yogi

Three days later and we get this thread back? Not complaining, it's in the right place now. I'm just confused as to who would take time to whine to the mods for it to be re-opened?*

*Or maybe they agreed with me that it was unsuitable for the Guest section and have been campaigning tirelessly for its removal?

oh yeah. kick the infidels out of fst!

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oh yeah. kick the infidels out of fst!

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Who are the infidels? :unsure:

those damn americans, they're all the same, why dont they just leave? :unsure:

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Originally Posted by TheDave

those damn americans, they're all the same, why dont they just leave? :unsure:

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I find turning off the music and saying things like, "I've got an early start tomorrow" gets rid of unwanted guests.

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Originally Posted by TheDave

those damn americans, they're all the same, why dont they just leave? :unsure:

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Im mexican/american :unsure:

For some reason this amused me, and I can't be bothered to start a new thread:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...2065050322.gif

typical liberal thinking :ermm:

no...

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typical liberal thinking :ermm:

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Shut it, pyjama wearer.

What is an American anyway.

Is it a citizen of the USA or anyone from the Americas.

Kind of like I'm Scotish and British, you could be Mexican and American (like the chap said) or is it different.

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

What is an American anyway.

Is it a citizen of the USA or anyone from the Americas.

Kind of like I'm Scotish and British, you could be Mexican and American (like the chap said) or is it different.

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It used to be the colonies when I was at school. :lookaroun

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Im mexican/american :unsure:

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Well I'm black and from the USA. I'm not African-American seeing that I've never been there, you know, Africa.

Some labels are just stupid.

Remember Afro-American. Wasn't that a hair style?

Were all Caucasions from the Caucas Mountains?

I'm Irish / Scottish / British / European, so yah boo sucks to you.

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Originally Posted by Busyman

Were all Caucasions from the Caucas Mountains?

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Yes.

Or Bangkok. Cockasia. :blink:

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Originally Posted by Busyman

Well I'm black and from the USA. I'm not African-American seeing that I've never been there, you know, Africa.

Some labels are just stupid.

Remember Afro-American. Wasn't that a hair style?

Were all Caucasions from the Caucas Mountains?

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Well iv been to america and mexico so yeah.The title fits :shutup: