20 ways to kill a fly?

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1. Bat it with a rolled up local rag
2. Spray wasp killer/Impulse body spray at it
3. Attract it with a spliff and try and squish with a clap of hands
4. Yell and scream at it
5. Offer it some vodka
6. Open the door and ask him to go
7. Wave arms in the air
8. Attempt to burn him with a clipper
9. Send in the feegles
10. Open window to show good will
11. Offer more vodka and wave the paper again
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I only ask cos this beggar thinks he's invincible. :dry:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...77/supafly.gif

Cats are notorious for eating anything that passes nearby.

You could always just open your mouth and be the Little Old Lady Who Swallowed The Fly




Good protein in there I'll bet :lol:

Like this :ohmy: or this :w00t:



I'm a demi veggie, but I guess flys fall into the ugly meat section.


:shutup:

Take a hit then blow it on the fly. :lol:


i did that once last summer then the fly landed on me and wouldnt let go i had to kill it to get it off. :blink:

Spray + lighter= homemade flamethrower. :01:


Er, it's a double-edged sword though.

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

:huh:

1. Bat it with a rolled up local rag
2. Spray wasp killer/Impulse body spray at it
3. Attract it with a spliff and try and squish with a clap of hands
4. Yell and scream at it
5. Offer it some vodka
6. Open the door and ask him to go
7. Wave arms in the air
8. Attempt to burn him with a clipper
9. Send in the feegles
10. Open window to show good will
11. Offer more vodka and wave the paper again
12.
13.
14.
15.
16.
17.
18.
19.
20.


I only ask cos this beggar thinks he's invincible. :dry:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...77/supafly.gif

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:huh:

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Originally Posted by rossco

Take a hit then blow it on the fly.

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:lol: I'm sure this fly is only sticking around for the drugs.


May have to make friends with him, if thats the case. :unsure:

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

:lol: I'm sure this fly is only sticking around for the drugs.


May have to make friends with him, if thats the case. :unsure:

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:lol: ya or he got too tired to fly away so he just held onto me for dear life. :ermm:

anyway he's long gone now. :01:

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Originally Posted by rossco

anyway he's long gone now. :01:

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I think he may have moved to greener pastures. :dry:
Meh.


I can outsmoke this one.
Supafly, my ass.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...77/supafly.gif

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

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you could flick it away, through your toe, while you are high.....but that's just a suggestion :lookaroun

rip it's wings off, make it a walk!

staring contest !! :mellow:

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Originally Posted by Guillaume

Spray + lighter= homemade flamethrower

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iv used this notorius flame thrower trick
spray would preferebly be Lynx

the lynx effect :w00t:

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Originally Posted by Fiber

iv used this notorius flame thrower trick
spray would preferebly be Lynx

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Yeah, 'cause if you miss it you can still asphyxiate it. ;)

Let it watch The Ring

apparently - :shifty:

:lol:

you could be all hippy about it ....

Be one with the fly and live together in peace and harmony ....:blink:

Live with an annoying sh*t-eating insect?

You're asking a bit too much, she's already tolerating robert0000. :devil:

:crying:

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Originally Posted by Guillaume

Live with an annoying sh*t-eating insect?

You're asking a bit too much, she's already tolerating robert0000. :devil:

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wondered where the lil fellow went off to ;)

maybe robert and the fly could fight it out :box:

Two flys were on a lump of dog poo


One farts


The other asks "do you have to do that while i'm eating?"

He's still here.

In fact, so is his girlfriend. :dry:




But I'm gonna catch him tonight, and fry him in soy sauce. :shifty:

[hysterical vegan]Meat is murder! :angry: [/hysterical vegan]



:devil:

If you can get enough meat from a fly to make a burger, I shall consider it an animal. :snooty:


I'm hoping to catch a few, and use them as a side salad.

And you think we garlic smelling Gauls eat strange things? :dry:

:blink: My Gran just called, and spoke about making me dinner next week. :blink:

Flooky.



I don't eat flys for fun, it's to punish them for their wiley ways.

You'll be treated to the dreaded pease pudding? :fear:


Speaking of eating strange things, I'm having escargots tonight. :chef:

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Originally Posted by rossco

Take a hit then blow it on the fly. :lol:


i did that once last summer then the fly landed on me and wouldnt let go i had to kill it to get it off. :blink:

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LMAO that was the first thing i thought of when i saw the title :lol:

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

He's still here.

In fact, so is his girlfriend. :dry:




But I'm gonna catch him tonight, and fry him in soy sauce. :shifty:

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I don't like Robert either, but ffs.

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

He's still here.

In fact, so is his girlfriend. :dry:

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How do you know its a he? :unsure: I thought only moths had big balls. :blink:

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Originally Posted by Guillaume

You'll be treated to the dreaded pease pudding?

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Oh please god, noooo.
:stamps feet and wails:


/remembers about tomorrow night.
:argggggghhhhhhh:

Somebody pass me a knife, or a similar sharp object. :crying: