Missing parent

My dad went Asda almost 3 hours ago, and Asda is only 10 mins away ..... You think I should be worried ?

wait, this means i get the house :01:

Party anyone ?

Sounds good, whatever way you look at it

I'll be right there.Open the door for me.

Maybe he is getting loadsa food ! :01:

@ ziggy....how did you know where i live ? :ph34r:

My entire family is in Florida.

I have keys for their place. :naughty:

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Originally Posted by gemby!

Maybe he is getting loadsa food ! :01:

@ ziggy....how did you know where i live ? :ph34r:

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IP adress :schnauz:

Gem, you are shure it was asda where he was going???? :unsure:

http://www.sostav.ru/articles/rus/20...s/big/4474.jpg


:ohmy:

Did he say he was just popping down the shops for cigarettes?
Is he a non smoker?

If so, that's a big clue right there...

:lol:beat me to it ike:lol:

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

My entire family is in Florida.

I have keys for their place. :naughty:

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on my way :01:

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Originally Posted by DanB

on my way :01:

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i invited you to my house for cupcakes and you never came :dry:

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Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez

i invited you to my house for cupcakes and you never came :dry:

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cupcakes :drool:

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Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez

i invited you to my house for cupcakes and you never came :dry:

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I'm still waiting for my visa to come through :crying:

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Originally Posted by {I}{K}{E}

cupcakes :drool:

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Contains no nuts/penuts. May contain traces of rat.

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Originally Posted by {I}{K}{E}

cupcakes :drool:

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its mo like this @ike

http://img162.exs.cx/img162/8238/likks0vp.gif

I just ruined my last tea bag with some dodgy milk.

Gems, get your pa to go back out for some Tetley when he returns.

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Originally Posted by Peerzy

Contains no nuts/penuts. May contain traces of rat.

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:nono:


Cupcakes I always buy dont contain rat

@bujub22

:lol:

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Originally Posted by bujub22

its mo like this @ike

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:naughty:

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Originally Posted by {I}{K}{E}

:nono:


Cupcakes I always buy dont contain rat

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Sure... :ermm:

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Originally Posted by {I}{K}{E}

:nono:


Cupcakes I always buy dont contain rat

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there like bolgona u dont know what in it :sick:

My dad returned ! :01:

and with food :01:

Hooray!! :01:

But now he has gone back out ! :01:

My mum wants him to fix my room at her flat :rolleyes:

and before anyone asks - my mum is NOT there, so lets not go down that road :pinch:

:lol: well you did sort of ask for it

I know you lot have a filthy mind :naughty:

maybe ...

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Originally Posted by gemby!

My dad returned ! :01:

and with food :01:

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honey?

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Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez

honey?

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Nuts?

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Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez

honey?

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You're calling her dad a honey? :huh:

asking if she has got any honey <_<

For your hookers?

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Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez

honey?

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My dad, im sure, is deeply flattered with your proposition, but says no thanks :wacko:

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Originally Posted by DanB

For your hookers?

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Yes.they are hungry. :naughty:

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Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez

Yes.they are hungry. :naughty:

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Not for you to smother in them then :shifty:

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Originally Posted by gemby!

My dad returned ! :01:

and with food :01:

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May be it took a little longer than expected to catch it. :ph34r:

My dad went a + e today :(

he got a bad knee :(

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Originally Posted by gemby!

My dad went a + e today :(

he got a bad knee :(

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That is bad luck :(

Normally they fix broken stuff there.

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Originally Posted by manker

That is bad luck :(

Normally they fix broken stuff there.

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They say you always come out of hospital with more than you went in with. :dry:

Get well soon gemby`s dad. :01: