It's official, Sport England said so.
http://www.dartwereld.nl/dutchopen20...ter-Manley.jpg
is therefore a sportsman.
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It's official, Sport England said so.
http://www.dartwereld.nl/dutchopen20...ter-Manley.jpg
is therefore a sportsman.
Who's the guy from Star Trek in the background? :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
It's Tom Paris :w00t:
I think the UK pwns the world in darts, so I'm glad it's officially a sport now.
Thank goodness this fatfuck is only considered a sportsman and not an athlete. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by {I}{K}{E}
http://www.dartwereld.nl/dutchopen20...ter-Manley.jpg
edit: and come to think of it, this fatfuck too
What about this Fat Fuck
http://www.grudge-match.com/Images/fridge.jpg
Or this one
http://www.detnews.com/pix/2004/02/1...ly-0204n-2.jpg
Are they American Dart players :unsure:
No just fatfucks.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
One football and one golf, I guess. :unsure:
Which ones which. :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman
What the fuck is American DartsQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
Not mildly funny.Quote:
Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles
It's spelled Dartz :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
Its a game like "normal" darts but it invovles 6 players and they call it the World series or something and the winner is the best in the World! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
And it takes 16 hours for a game to be completed.Quote:
Originally Posted by BILLY-THE-FISH
I wonder if American professional dart players are a bunch of fatfucks from teh bar too. I would think so.
They probably plunge their hand into a mound of beer nuts between every throw.
I have no idea what that means.Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman
However as there are no American dartz players worthy of note it matters not one jot.
There are no Americans worth a jot because dartz isn't worth a jot in America.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
Dartz is a sport of the drunk common man, just like foosball.
So that drunk fat fuck that throw can throw a pointy thing straight is of no interest to anyone.
Indeed,Quote:
Originally Posted by hobbes
You chaps have no particular interest in those games which are popliar everywhere else.
Which is fair enough.
A lack of interest implies a lack of knowledge which also means that any opinion one might have is based on flimsy evidence at best. :rolleyes:
I have played darts, we have dart boards at all American bars, I just don't care about the sport. No diferent than pool or foosball.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sara
I think the point is that darts may be a sport, but what does that mean?
People are more impressed with sports that require physical strength and conditioning.
Sure some football players are big and fat, but that is intentional for their sport. Most can lift weights the average man could not dream of. Most big fat football players can actually run faster than you can.
Fat, drunk darts players are the way because they are lazy fat fucks, not becuase they assume this habitus to further their dart throwing careers.
People seem more impressed with people who can physically crush them, than fat fuck that can throw a dart straight.
Popliar? Is that a drunk term, or what?
As to popularity, it falls along the lines of religion. It seems that if a certain number of people deem something to be right, that it is right. Bollocks, that is sheer sheep mentality.
If you enjoy darts, good for you.
It is just that darts don't fall in the major sports category along with baseball, the footballs, and basketball. It is a common man's thing.
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by hobbes
Right based on popliarity, heaven forfend a citizen of the USA using that logic.
Ewe Essay, Ewe Essay.
Shows what I know about professional darts. :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
(they still are a bunch-o-fatfucks though, that plunge their hands in a can-o-beer nuts after every throw)
I haven't played darts since I was last at the pool hall.
Only hobbes could attack religion in Sports Club.
I might go and call the people in the Pope queue idiots in the Everything About This Board section.
Dartz is actually pretty athletic if you think about it, do you realise how much concentration and effort goes into the holding your forearm - which might weigh the same as an average teenager's torso - such that hitting the treble twenty three times is possible.
Some of them have biceps like Stallone in Over the Top.
Are you not very good then.Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman
I'm very good at billiards.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
I think if I grow my gut then I'll be better at darts.
....just wish it was muscle though....... :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Or practice 5 or 6 hours a day, whatever.Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman
At darts? Wastatime since teh interest ain't dere past it being soemthin' ta shoot da :shit:.Quote:
Originally Posted by Agrajag
At anything. The truly great have both the talent and the dedication.Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman
I view it the same as jumping rope.Quote:
Originally Posted by Agrajag
We should rename darts
:01: Bar Archery :01:
Good name.
We could just shorten it to Barchery though.
Arsery :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Agrajag
No thanks, perhaps later.Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman
:sick:Quote:
Originally Posted by Agrajag
Busyman pwnd.... :lol: :lol: :lol:
I guess er um..... :frusty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sara