The fook!

Today I woke up, broke a mirror and cut my hand. Ten minutes later I broke my thumb doing repairs. I went to work anyway and at days end I went to a doctor and found I had a serious fracture, so I am in a cast up to my elbow for 6 weeks. I can't write and my job is going to be a pain. Doubt I will be able to shave or comb my hair.

So I come home and my computer is fecked. It tells me that it is deleteing all physical memory. It takes about 2 hours of frustration before I can even access the internet.

Then I read the threads here and there is nothing but haters.

The fook, where is the love?

This is where I come for fun, life has enough real shit for this place to be full of shit as well.

cos of the pope

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Originally Posted by TheDave

cos of the pope

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The death of the Pope should be cause for celebration. I mean, today is the day he transcends into eternal paradise.

That's a good thing, right?

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Originally Posted by hobbes

The death of the Pope should be cause for celebration. I mean, today is the day he transcends into eternal paradise.

That's a good thing, right?

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LOL how much longer is he expected to live? :blink:

i can only suggest an alternative shampoo
(and please let the lady do the mans work)

http://www.fmcgltd.com/product%20res...o%20ranger.jpg

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Originally Posted by hobbes

The death of the Pope should be cause for celebration. I mean, today is the day he transcends into eternal paradise.

That's a good thing, right?

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the devils pissing your day about cos the pope cant use his mad ninja skillz today

he is not dead

roadkill anyone?

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Originally Posted by TheDave

the devils pissing your day about cos the pope cant use his mad ninja skillz today

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Now that is logical, now I get your point.

The Pope's l33t skillz are the shit because he is sick and the Devil is being a hater.

well he (the devil) was never famous for playing fair. i heard the pope has summoned something like 17 ninjas. although they're n00bs there's 17 or em so normality should return within a week or two

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Originally Posted by hobbes

Today I woke up, broke a mirror and cut my hand. Ten minutes later I broke my thumb doing repairs. I went to work anyway and at days end I went to a doctor and found I had a serious fracture, so I am in a cast up to my elbow for 6 weeks. I can't write and my job is going to be a pain. Doubt I will be able to shave or comb my hair.

So I come home and my computer is fecked. It tells me that it is deleteing all physical memory. It takes about 2 hours of frustration before I can even access the internet.

Then I read the threads here and there is nothing but haters.

The fook, where is the love?

This is where I come for fun, life has enough real shit for this place to be full of shit as well.

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Well? You should have cheered us up by telling us the good things that happened to you today. Not these everyday mundane things. :(


P.S. Can I sign your plaster? :P

Well, so now only 5 weeks and 6 days.

This sucks so hard. I can't do anything. Can't even write. I can only type because I have "modified" my cast.

Tonight is what I live for and all I can do is sit still and do nothing.

I try and post here, but no one is home.

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Originally Posted by hobbes

Tonight is what I live for and all I can do is sit still and do nothing.

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one wonders what it is you do at night that is ruined by the loss of use of one hand? :unsure:

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Originally Posted by hobbes

Today I woke up, broke a mirror and cut my hand. Ten minutes later I broke my thumb doing repairs. I went to work anyway and at days end I went to a doctor and found I had a serious fracture, so I am in a cast up to my elbow for 6 weeks. I can't write and my job is going to be a pain. Doubt I will be able to shave or comb my hair.

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http://www.swissplaster.ch/pics/lac/...cast_12133.jpg
Apparently, shaving and hair combing were never very high on your list of priorities anyway, so what's the big deal?