I fell in a skip.
Was hunting for bubblewrap to jump on. :lookaroun
:bored as maryhell:
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I fell in a skip.
Was hunting for bubblewrap to jump on. :lookaroun
:bored as maryhell:
Highlight of the day?
Banging my already half-fecked knee against the corner of a table. :angry:
:pinch:
Oh, I did have a nun tell me she used to like speeding along the motorway.
Hope she wasn't talking about drug usage. :unsure:
suppose I'd better do something constructive now...
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Originally Posted by Guillaume
Doh!!
I just stepped on the fork i was plowing wood with!!! :angry:
See other thread later for details...........
The highlight of my day so far ... playing with the nipper.
However, it's early yet. I've just had a new PC delivered so I've plenty of bubble wrap, if you fancy a roll around, missy :naughty:
i bought polarium and my mum gave me the whole you haven't given me money for ages lark :pinch:
I just woke up.Nothing has happend yet :dry:
After 5 years on dialup, today I finally got adsl.
i almost achieved my life-long ambition of falling asleep on my feet, and almost walked into a phone box doing it
i woke up to hell with the women today and we finally decided to part ways :crying:
polygamy didn't work for them then?
:no:
Nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
I've just unintentionally deleted masses of unburnt cd's from the other puter.
Think i've lost 130+ albums. :crying:
holy crap, have you tried any undeletey programs? Lamsey recommends restoration
Only wanted to delete some winrar files, but it said the files were too large for the bin, did I want to permanetly delete them. I said ok, then realised what I had done...and now all my musics gone.
Don't even know which albums I've lost yet, but I'm sure my rare Dropkick Murphys stuff is gone forever. You have now idea how unhappy I am right now. :crying:
finishing a test early thus getting back home from college earlier – watching the new south park – ordering parts from ebuyer :naughty:
just for your sake i wish i wasn't so lazy :pinch:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
sorry :(
:naughty:Spoiler: Showim having a nutty day with {I]K{E} AT MY NEVERLAND RANCH
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Originally Posted by GepperRankins
I'm blaming the entire thing on you anyway, cnuthead. :lookaroun
I'm searching through about 20 untitled disks at the moment, in the hope all is not lost. Tingers x'd.
if it makes you feel better i've decided to put "my music" on dvd because i'm clumsier than you'll ever be :01:
Nope, it doesn't make me feel better at all.
But glad to be of some help, I guess. :unsure:
I've recovered, Live from Hultsfred - DKM. :mini whoop:
Anything else recovered since that last post? :unsure:
Nope, but I'm stoned silly. :happy:
Got so pished off with the puter, it got dumped in the spare room.
Not this one obviously, or I'd be through there. :huh:
:fear: Only a few hours to go before the big date. :fear:
There's no getting out now. :crying:
It's ok. you've got nothing to fear if you follow these simple rules:
1. Never look at his yes, he'll consider it an aggression and bite.
2. Do not say naything witty and/or showing that you went to school, he'll consider it an aggression and bite.
3. Do not mock his tastes in clothing, music or cars, he'll consider it an aggression and bite.
4. Do not say no when he asks for a cigarette, he'll consider it an aggression and bite.
If by any chance you're bitten, sorry you're screwed. Just like vampires (only dumber and somewhat scarier) that is the way chavs increase in numbers and will soon overtake the Earth. :wacko:
its better to start by dissing him, then he'll come out with "you wanna fight ya cunt?", something like that. then you reply ok and act like you do. he'll quickly back down and cower whenever he sees you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Guillaume
I'm stocking up on the garlic right now. :shifty:
What does P.O.B. mean?
Is this chav talk?
pweeeease don't make me go.
I'll do anything, mow the lawn, do the dishes...pweeease help me :crying:
Or at least give me some tips to make him think I'm mental.
Just be yourself. :ph34r:
/hides from the stick.
tell him you love him and start discussing your three childrenQuote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
Unfotunatly this time, I don't think thats gonna work. :no:
I've received roughly 35 txts in the last 4 days, and only sent 8 at most back.
Really have to master the words "fuck off".
...I've found a bottle of red wine...here goes.... :pinch:
Edit; oh holy fecks sake in a barrel of festering cnut juice, he's bought new trainers. Why the bejusus do I need to know that, and why would I be slightly intrested? Just for that, I'm not ironing my jeans.
This wine seems to helping me slightly.
I'm gonna' be temping as a teacher now, to get some money 'cos I'm sure as hell not making any money by being at uni. It was practically confirmed I got the gig today.
Not too happy about it though.
Bunch of wee bastards with no respect :dry:
I`m sorry for sending so many text lilmiss.:unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
Stop txt'n me burberry boy, or I'll kick you straight in the pancreas. :01:
Thats kinda good news SnnY. :mini whoop:
A bit like being in the lounge the snny.:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by SnnY
You shouldn't be telling us that. :shifty:
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Originally Posted by Lilmiss
@SnnY: Corporal pnishment is the answer. Bring a pointed stick.
Meh, I suppose the money is good, but I'd rather have done something that didn't involve, you know, younger people.
I have a feeling I'm not going to enjoy this.
You'll do great, just remember it's only money. :01:
Well, I'm ready, I guess.
If I don't return please inform my next of kin, and make sure they play some Murphys at teh funeral.
Nice knowing you guys. :sniffs:
:sadwalk:
Hope it's going well :unsure:
I got a haircut today guess thats my highlight
Cool, is it a good good one?
I'm almost always dissatisfied after I've gotten a new haircut.