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Some one commits a crime,lets say murder.They get 30years.Put them in an ageing machines and make his body age 30years in 1sec.Then slap him then let him go.Less tax,less attacks on people :01:
Youre not allowed to sell this idea to eny companies
it works.i seen it in a movie
but then they wont have got bored, which is what i thought the punishment was :blink:
my solution:
http://www.solo-regalos.com.es/catal...r%20brasil.jpg
your plan is flawed Ziggy, you haven't considered the tax money that needs to be spent on developing magic
GepperRankins' idea is much better, you could get the same affect from some guys with big knives whirling their arms round
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The Simpsons 1615 Future-Drama
Would they die earlier in your scenario Ziggy or just live their normal expected lifespan as an old person?
they live their normal expected lifespan as an old person.If they have cancer then they will most likely die from non treatment
they live just as long. it would be fun to throw someone through 100 times just to see what happens :shifty:
I say: Close all prisons, release every inmate. :naughty:
Same for asylums, hospitals and shelters. :huh:
Fire all policeman and firefighters. :ohmy:
And spend all the money saved on buying drugs and booze for bums and
corrupt politicans. :wacko:
And Baileys for Lillmiss.............
And Apple for Jpol.
And Southern Comfort for Hobbes.....
And carrots for the horses.
And celery for Chaos!!!!
Cos chaos rules!!!
TheRealThinkerYogi
does this mean no benefits?Quote:
Originally Posted by TheYogi
It also means no laws so help yourself to what you want! :w00t:
Hmmm I forsee a few problems... :blink:
Such as???? :w00t:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sara
you wont be able to get at anything with your bad back :(Quote:
Originally Posted by TheYogi
Most crime is committed by unemployed people. So I reckon we should lock up all unemployed people and thus cut crime by 120%.
maybe just put cyanide in all the special brew and lambrini
@Ziggy - My lawyersesses will contact you for copyright infrigement
of item IKKAZZ.153 "InstaWellDone" developed by bad chefs around the world.
Its mere existense causes crime.
How about testing the bad back brigade with heavy weights and flame filled room. If they can lift the heavy weights off their chest, burn them for lying - if they can't, just leave 'em there.Quote:
Originally Posted by GepperRankins
Worked with witches, don't see too many of them around nowadays :sage:
is there away to put landmines in parks that are only live during school hours. that would get rid of a good few chavs
just lay them around outside McDonald's, that should get 'em
But it might also get the people that eat or work there.Quote:
Originally Posted by DarthInsinuate
Could be a vote winner :happy:
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Originally Posted by manker
only problem with that is they will prob just stick em in the burgers...or create a new 'landmine' special :ermm:
I think the justice zone from red dwarf is the best idea.
ziggysystem works just fine (This is only to test sig)Quote:
Originally Posted by vidcc
oi Manker wot u got against witches :sorcerer:
Flaw: he serves no prison time.Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
Flaw: he may die immediately after aging.
Flaw: What if you are wrong? Does the machine do anti-aging......or do you give the convict anti-aging creme? :huh:
I only dislike the evil ones, I'm cool with the good ones, like Gandalf - he only uses his powers for the well-being of earth.Quote:
Originally Posted by gripper103.2
It's the same with most mythical creatures; the goodies get a thumbs up, the baddies get my distain. Unless we're talking transformers 'cos I like the decepticons.
I always liked the Constructicons, just because Devastator looked cool, Trigger Happy was a good laugh too
I love lamp.
http://d21c.com/AnnesPlace/Summer2/FishingRod.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Busyman
a cheaper alternative would stick them on an island and let them fight for survival :01:
and put it on tv ! :01:
gemby rules !
sounds good to me. Must see tvQuote:
Originally Posted by gemby!
Why am i not rich and famous yet ?? tis a mystery !
I was walking by Maccy d's yesterday. Minding my own business and I heard a cry of 'Oi, what you looking at' - I turned around and took a pic of the chavs with my phone. One noticed and asked me what I was looking at, I moved closer and said "You, arsehole. Stop shouting at that old bloke'.Quote:
Originally Posted by DarthInsinuate
They obliged but instead started shouting at me, I started to walk over when they darted into McDonalds and started pulling faces and making gestures at me thro' the window.
I knew I was beaten, so I trudged off with chants of 'That's right, walk away you pussy' ringing in my ears :(
http://img57.echo.cx/img57/2012/chavs3ew.jpg
what happened to his head?
Why didn't you go in McD's and bash their (unused) brains in? There was only three of them...
You didn't risk anything it's been mathematically proved.
I can't go into McDonalds :fear:
I may have only been confronted by three fourteen year-old chavs in the outside world, but there were probably millions of 'em inside their headquarters :fear:
I duno but he was the bravest one, when I was walking over he didn't run away for about a half second longer than his mates.Quote:
Originally Posted by GepperRankins
Oh. The alpha male.
Gotta take down that one first. :01:
yeah. go straight for the hardest one and the others won't even challenge you :01:
Yeah, that's all very well but for the next time I need a strategy that won't involve going into McDonalds.
My consolation prize was that the old guy who was having a whiff on the seat tipped his hat to me as I walked past in hot pursuit of the chav melee.
I expect they robbed him later tho' :mellow:
OK. You'll need a van, two thousand pounds of high-yield explosive, a clock, some batteries and wires.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Of course, why you didn't have them with you in the first place is still open to questions... :dry:
Do you guys in Europe actually say "arsehole" or only spell it that way for posting purposes?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker