fecking hay fever <_<

just took the dog for a walk and was violently raped by nature :dry: living in the middle of nowhere, surrounded only by fields doesn’t help much either. the people living next door have just cut their grass too, just had to close the window – can’t stop sneezing now :dry:


think i’ll wait for winter until i next go outside, everything should have died off by then :ermm:


anyone else have this problem? :unsure:

i was wondering why my eyes were itchy. pants :(

I get that bad too in spring time but.... it aint spring here til sptember so im lucky atm hehe

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

just took the dog for a walk and was violently raped by nature :dry: living in the middle of nowhere, surrounded only by fields doesn’t help much either. the people living next door have just cut their grass too, just had to close the window – can’t stop sneezing now :dry:


think i’ll wait for winter until i next go outside, everything should have died off by then :ermm:


anyone else have this problem? :unsure:

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Look on the bright side. They haven't started harvesting the rape yet. :ph34r:

So thats why my eye feels like it has had a good poking.

I like hayfever, people don't notice when you're stoned. :lookaroun

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

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I like hayfever, people don't notice when you're stoned. :lookaroun [/COLOR]

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I used to use this excuse. For red eyes. :lol:

kind of wore a bit thin by november though :(

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

just took the dog for a walk and was violently raped by nature :dry: living in the middle of nowhere, surrounded only by fields doesn’t help much either. the people living next door have just cut their grass too, just had to close the window – can’t stop sneezing now :dry:


think i’ll wait for winter until i next go outside, everything should have died off by then :ermm:


anyone else have this problem? :unsure:

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In America, allergens can cause sneezing, stuffy nose, and headaches. A violent ass rape is not a typical problem associated with pollen.

Maybe some of the newer medications can help with that, but anti-histamines would seem to have minimal effectiveness against pollen-related buggering.

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Originally Posted by hobbes

A violent ass rape is not a typical problem associated with pollen.

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Gay Ents? :unsure:


:geek:

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Originally Posted by Guillaume

Gay Ents? :unsure:


:geek:

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So, if your ENT (eye-nose-throat) doctor routinely sedates you and performs a "rectal exam" under the premise that it is technically just a very distal part of the throat, you might start considering the possiblity that your butt pain is not from impacted pollen.

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Originally Posted by hobbes

So, if your ENT (eye-nose-throat) doctor routinely sedates you and performs a "rectal exam" under the premise that it is technically just a very distal part of the throat, you might start considering the possiblity that your butt pain is not from impacted pollen.

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I’ll have you know I had to pay a lot of money and travel a great distance to find a doctor who’d f..........I mean....yeah, terrible really :no:


:ph34r:

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

I’ll have you know I had to pay a lot of money and travel a great distance to find a doctor who’d f..........I mean....yeah, terrible really :no:


:ph34r:

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Here's a trick.

If your ENTs' office contains a Mens restroom, that is OK.
If your ENTs' office is within a Mens restroom, watch your pooper.

Hay fever sucks I've been bothered with it for the last 2 days, strangely enough the normal version of pririton (anti allergy tablets) makes you drowsy but without warning but the non-drowsy version says may cause drowsiness in certain ppl?????? weird, another thing I find after taking anti allergied for a while is that I get a similar feeling to a amphetamine come dowm any1 had that?