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Its a brand new game where you lot help me pass my a-level film studies course !! :w00t:
How can you help i hear you ask ? ( :wacko: )
WELL, all you have to do is think of a story for a film, that you dont mind me having, so that i can draw a storyboard for my coursework !
If i do use one of the ones from here, i promise to post it :P
so let the fun begin ! :01:
http://maddox.xmission.com/cop_movie.html
you can't go wrong :01:
i had a really crappy plot for my storyboard, i should have just plagiarized the hell out of something.
How about a girl meeting a Spanish speaking guy with a a big 'tasche, who she has a one night stand with, only to find her guitar stolen in the morning. So begins her quest to find her guitar.
:schnauz: "spanish man stole my bike"Quote:
Originally Posted by DarthInsinuate
can she kill people on the way? we all know hispanic people are just drug dealing gangsters.Quote:
Originally Posted by DarthInsinuate
Can I surrender to the Germans before the end of the movie? :dry:
then some americans can save you with no help from the canadians, british or french resistance
it should also be chronologically disordered, Tarantino style
100% true no argument.Quote:
Originally Posted by GepperRankins
And shaky cameras. NYPD blue fashion.Quote:
Originally Posted by DarthInsinuate
bullet-time as well lots of bullet time
That sounds like a song i know .... :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by DarthInsinuate
it should also have loads of split screen, and be in 'real-time'
i need a plot !! not screen directions !
lots of kung-fu
guns, lots of guns
cars should explode when they roll down hills
stupid cockney accents
the Spanish bad guy should be played by an English guy
real time bullet time and shaky cam.
tie high speed cameras to washing machines on fast spin and record a minute long film the stretch it over an hour :01:
I'm doomed !! :crying:
a token comic relief guy, and a token black guy who won't doesn't have a particularly import role, but is just there of political correctness sake
since when has a hollywood movie had a plot :dry:
there should be a massive climatic battle full of little CG men and horses, and then a really long anti-climatic epilogue afterwards
and then someone kisses and everybody stops what they're doing and cheers, like in real life
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Originally Posted by gemby!
OK then:
Flashback: the guitar contains the plans for a new sort of miniaturized H-bomb, devised by Hitler's clone and stolen by a wacky duo of cops who had nothing in common at first, but ended up the best buddies in the world after getting the plans.Quote:
Originally Posted by DarthInsinuate
Nof course she suspects the Germans to be behind the theft, after did they not conquer France once more?
lots of unnecessary close-ups and lots of shots from the can's point of view :wiggum:
you should try and shoe-horn Green Lantern in there somewhere, you can't go wrong with a comic adaptionQuote:
Originally Posted by Guillaume
I'm not gonna be part of hollywood - tis a british film :schnauz:Quote:
Originally Posted by GepperRankins
:rolleyes:
and the geetar- h-bomb nazmi plot isnt credible :happy:
i bet you would take it to Miramax :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by gemby!
Good point, but it seems like the producer doesn't like the project. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by DarthInsinuate
it should have an uber hawt fbi agent too :01:
maybe you could make it a cool film with a good plot then halfway through throw all these stupid ideas in.
it worked for the transporter http://moderation.invisionzone.com/s...efault/01a.gif
I promise you, it wontQuote:
Originally Posted by DarthInsinuate
especially as its only gonna be at storyboard stage ! :frusty:
it should be uber hawt like steven seagals new movie too :01: :ermm:
i wonder how many film plots are just stolen from exam papers
I just finished my film called "wtfpt002"
Im not goingto tell you the story because you will rip it off :dry:
HAHA ! i have found a film plot ....its based on a book, but the examiners wont know that ! :w00t:
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Originally Posted by gemby!
Miss ****** will you come to my office 9 a.m. Monday. :ph34r:
I have this feeling that you will end up in a garden plot. :)
threat or kinky suggestion ?
Could only be a threat. :lol:
what about a plot about this magic ring that can control all the other magic rings...no hold up i fink thats been done, :)
this ordanairy bloke comes up with a formula to grow giant vegetables,little realising that when people eat his veg it turns them vegetarian,the meat producers dont like this,let the murder and mayhem commence :w00t:
That does sound like a vegetable plot. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by gripper103.2