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04-26-2005, 01:06 AM
GepperRankins

i want to hear j2k4 read one of his posts.

it may be hard to believe, but it's not trolling.

i just wonder what it sounds like. he writes like an ~~old englis~~.. ~~lawy~~.. well no-one else in the world. yet i imagine he sounds like someone off dukes of hazzard or something :blink:
04-26-2005, 02:36 AM
peat moss

Re: i want to hear j2k4 read one of his posts.

Phone him ?
04-26-2005, 03:16 AM
ziggyjuarez

Re: i want to hear j2k4 read one of his posts.

I'd much rather hear you "mate"
04-26-2005, 03:55 AM
Skiz

Re: i want to hear j2k4 read one of his posts.

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Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez

I'd much rather hear you "mate"

:sick:
04-26-2005, 08:56 AM
manker

Re: i want to hear j2k4 read one of his posts.

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Originally Posted by GepperRankins

it may be hard to believe, but it's not trolling.

i just wonder what it sounds like. he writes like an ~~old englis~~.. ~~lawy~~.. well no-one else in the world. yet i imagine he sounds like someone off dukes of hazzard or something :blink:

Everyone knows that all Americans sound like Screech off Saved By The Bell.

I imagine j2 sounds like that but with a slight lisp.

Cleft palates often manifest themselves on the interweb such that the sufferer writes in an effusive manner.

Yesh.
04-26-2005, 12:01 PM
Rick Phlegm

Re: i want to hear j2k4 read one of his posts.

I think everyone in Talk Club talks like Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons anyway

Especially when they're arguing
04-26-2005, 12:05 PM
GepperRankins

Re: i want to hear j2k4 read one of his posts.

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Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez

I'd much rather hear you "mate"

you were due to hear me tonight but i haven't fully worked out that dj stuff. meh, i think i'll just host a badly put together show :01: but then i'm scared no-one will tune in next week :unsure:
04-26-2005, 03:16 PM
vidcc

Re: i want to hear j2k4 read one of his posts.

I'd like to see j2 make his own posts

http://www.nigelhumour.co.uk/ooo.jpg
04-26-2005, 03:18 PM
manker

Re: i want to hear j2k4 read one of his posts.

I know what you mean, vid.

Google doesn't constitute truth nor reason - he should think for himself :dry:
04-26-2005, 03:25 PM
vidcc

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Originally Posted by manker

I know what you mean, vid.

Google doesn't constitute truth nor reason - he should think for himself :dry:

he doesn't google those articles....they are "must reads" ;)

http://www.hartleyfamily.org.uk/imag...flyfishing.jpg
04-26-2005, 03:27 PM
GepperRankins

Re: i want to hear j2k4 read one of his posts.

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Originally Posted by vidcc

he doesn't google those articles....they are "must reads" ;)

http://www.hartleyfamily.org.uk/imag...flyfishing.jpg

does that even exist?
04-26-2005, 03:29 PM
bujub22

Re: i want to hear j2k4 read one of his posts.

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Originally Posted by Rick Phlegm

I think everyone in Talk Club talks like Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons anyway

Especially when they're arguing

:lol: :lol: that flukking true!

j2k sounds to me like a old man with a billion books in 1 room a computer and a water fountain...and he sits there hitting flies with a cane all day and surfs the net:wacko:
04-26-2005, 03:39 PM
vidcc

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Originally Posted by GepperRankins

does that even exist?

you think you are imagining it? :unsure: http://www.authenticwalk.com/images/tempta8.jpg
04-26-2005, 05:43 PM
enoughfakefiles

Re: i want to hear j2k4 read one of his posts.

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Originally Posted by GepperRankins

does that even exist?

Of course it does how do you think they did the advert. :lol:
04-26-2005, 08:56 PM
GepperRankins

Re: i want to hear j2k4 read one of his posts.

i wasn't bitching. i just think it would be kinda surreal to hear you speak like you post
04-26-2005, 08:59 PM
vidcc

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http://www.birdhouse.org/blog/images/waffle_assn.jpg :unsure:
04-26-2005, 10:45 PM
Busyman

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Originally Posted by j2k4

Seriously-I love words, and long ago decided this would be my verbal gymnasium; I have had occasion in my past to do some written work which required a higher tone ( I won't bore you with the details) and found it to be the best and easiest intellectual exercise to be had, especially given my love of reading.

I do the opposite.

I write like how I speak in some instances. I write what comes off the top of my head with little care for the effect. It's quick and imprecise.

I feel no need to impress with my writing skill 'cause then I'll have say to myself, "Self, who the fuck are they?" :1eye:

Sometimes your verbage is a little boring but at least it has some substance. Can't say the same for mine. :(
04-26-2005, 10:53 PM
football

Re: i want to hear j2k4 read one of his posts.

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Originally Posted by Busyman

Sometimes your verbage is a little boring

Do you find the adjectiveage a little more absorbing :blink:
04-27-2005, 01:14 AM
Busyman

Re: i want to hear j2k4 read one of his posts.

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Originally Posted by football

Do you find the adjectiveage a little more absorbing :blink:

Should I have said verbiage for you to understand...my little 9 year old friend. :huh:
04-27-2005, 11:29 AM
clocker

Re: i want to hear j2k4 read one of his posts.

Older members might recall that I have actually met J2 in person, travelling to the Fortress of Solitude and surviving the trip.
So I speak from experience.

Imagine Mike Ditka channeling Truman Capote and you've got it.
04-27-2005, 01:16 PM
sArA

Re: i want to hear j2k4 read one of his posts.

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Originally Posted by clocker

Older members might recall that I have actually met J2 in person, travelling to the Fortress of Solitude and surviving the trip.
So I speak from experience.

Imagine Mike Ditka channeling Truman Capote and you've got it.

Ermmmm right ...... :unsure:

Who?
04-27-2005, 01:43 PM
Busyman

Re: i want to hear j2k4 read one of his posts.

Any American knows who Mike Ditka is.

Yeah...who's Truman Capote?

Da Bares
04-27-2005, 01:44 PM
Busyman

Re: i want to hear j2k4 read one of his posts.

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Originally Posted by clocker

Older members might recall that I have actually met J2 in person, travelling to the Fortress of Solitude and surviving the trip.
So I speak from experience.

Imagine Mike Ditka channeling Truman Capote and you've got it.

Yup I remember you guy's picture.

I also remember j2's shirt being off in the picture. :sick: :shutup: :huh: :mellow: :unsure:

Wasn't it wintertime?
04-27-2005, 02:01 PM
manker

Re: i want to hear j2k4 read one of his posts.

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Originally Posted by Busyman

Should I have said verbiage for you to understand...my little 9 year old friend. :huh:

Of course.

Not just for nine year olds - us grown-ups prefer it when sentences are coherent too :huh:
04-27-2005, 02:13 PM
clocker

Re: i want to hear j2k4 read one of his posts.

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Originally Posted by Busyman

Yup I remember you guy's picture.

I also remember j2's shirt being off in the picture. :sick: :shutup: :huh: :mellow: :unsure:

Wasn't it wintertime?

Yes indeedy.
As you might already suspect, there is enough hot air emanating from J2 to create a sub-tropical zone around him.

Orchids bloom right from snowbanks when he passes.
He is considered a minor deity by his neighbors.
04-27-2005, 02:17 PM
manker

Re: i want to hear j2k4 read one of his posts.

Is it alright to see the pic again, please? Missed it the last time around and I would like to put faces to the verbiage :)
04-27-2005, 02:25 PM
Busyman

Re: i want to hear j2k4 read one of his posts.

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Originally Posted by manker

Of course.

Not just for nine year olds - us grown-ups prefer it when sentences are coherent too :huh:

Well sorry if you can't wrap your head around anything that is not prim and propa queen's English.

The use of verbage was meant to be dyslogistic hence the context of the sentence.
04-27-2005, 02:28 PM
manker

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Originally Posted by Busyman

Well sorry if you can't wrap your head around anything that is not prim and propa queen's English.

The use of verbage was meant to be dyslogistic hence the context of the sentence.

It only took sixteen hours for you to come up with that.

Given the membureaulogical context, that's damn near quick witted :D
04-27-2005, 02:39 PM
Busyman

Re: i want to hear j2k4 read one of his posts.

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Originally Posted by manker

It only took sixteen hours for you to come up with that.

Given the membureaulogical context, that's damn near quick witted :D

Wtf are you talking about? :blink:

You posted at 9:01 and I, at 9:25. :huh:

I don't come up with stuff. I leave that to you, the calculating grammaticalradical...and I'm at work. :unsure:

(that's weird this clock is off a bit)
04-27-2005, 02:59 PM
manker

Re: i want to hear j2k4 read one of his posts.

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Originally Posted by Busyman

Wtf are you talking about? :blink:

You posted at 9:01 and I, at 9:25. :huh:

I don't come up with stuff. I leave that to you, the calculating grammaticalradical...and I'm at work. :unsure:

(that's weird this clock is off a bit)

Since last night, eejit.

I'm always at work when I post too.
04-27-2005, 03:07 PM
Busyman

Re: i want to hear j2k4 read one of his posts.

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Originally Posted by manker

Since last night, eejit.

I'm always at work when I post too.

You posted today ya dipshit areshole.

Get your times right. :huh: Are you on crack or buttcrack?
04-27-2005, 03:24 PM
manker

Re: i want to hear j2k4 read one of his posts.

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Originally Posted by Busyman

You posted today ya dipshit areshole.

Get your times right. :huh: Are you on crack or buttcrack?

Always with the homosexual references. It's good, as a liberal minded straight man, to see someone so in touch with his left brain. Tis a credit to ya.

My point was exactly the same as the nine year old's - altho' the other was more subtle than my own. You had from last night to think of an explanation for your, ahem, cock-up.
04-27-2005, 03:38 PM
Busyman

Re: i want to hear j2k4 read one of his posts.

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Originally Posted by wanker

Always with the homosexual references.

Well if it fits who it referred to, so be it. :unsure: It seems when you think of buttcrack it also evokes thoughts of men. :huh:

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Originally Posted by spanker

My point was exactly the same as the nine year old's - altho' the other was more subtle than my own. You had from last night to think of an explanation for your, ahem, cock-up.

I don't go into alllll a dat. For a person that is into timelines yours is off a wee bit.

My response to adjectiveage 9 year old was not even 3 hours later.

My response to you, not even 25 minutes later.

Yup, you're on buttcrack alright. :dry:
04-27-2005, 03:40 PM
manker

Re: i want to hear j2k4 read one of his posts.

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Originally Posted by Busy

My response to adjectiveage 9 year old was not even 2 hours later.

My response to you, not even 25 minutes later.

They're different. The latter exonerates you from error, the former makes it looks like a spelling error.

Ffs.
04-27-2005, 03:47 PM
Busyman

Re: i want to hear j2k4 read one of his posts.

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Originally Posted by manker

They're different. the latter exonerates you from error, the former makes it looks like a spelling error.

Ffs.

No dillweed.

Verbage is an intentional and known missspellling of verbiage.

It seems neither adjectiveage or yourself knew of such a thing which I guess explains your posts. :dry:

Sorry for teh slang. Jeez. :frusty:

16 hours? Was I thinking of YOUR post ahead of time? :lol: :lol: :lol:
04-27-2005, 03:54 PM
manker

Re: i want to hear j2k4 read one of his posts.

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Originally Posted by Busyman

No dillweed.

Verbage is an intentional and known missspellling of verbiage.

It seems neither adjectiveage or yourself knew of such a thing which I guess explains your posts. :dry:

Sorry for teh slang. Jeez. :frusty:

16 hours? Was I thinking of YOUR post ahead of time? :lol: :lol: :lol:

See, this is my point, you've had time to think about it now. You could have said that initially, or even three posts ago 'cause I wasn't being obtuse.

I cannot tell you what your intentions were, only you can inform us of that - I can merely say what it looked like to the reader which was that you made a spelling error, it was mentioned and then, much later, you covered it up.

:schnauz:
04-27-2005, 04:37 PM
GepperRankins

Re: i want to hear j2k4 read one of his posts.

i bet you both at algebra :snooty:
04-27-2005, 04:41 PM
manker

Re: i want to hear j2k4 read one of his posts.

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Originally Posted by GepperRankins

i bet you both at algebra :snooty:

Bet us what :huh:
04-27-2005, 04:51 PM
GepperRankins

Re: i want to hear j2k4 read one of his posts.

sorry i must have been distracted half way through.

i meant i bet you both suck at algebra :snooty:
04-27-2005, 04:53 PM
manker

Re: i want to hear j2k4 read one of his posts.

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Originally Posted by GepperRankins

sorry i must have been distracted half way through.

i meant i bet you both suck at algebra :snooty:

Busyman suck at something!!11

Surely you jest :ermm:

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