oh shite

i was supposed to be at the job centre at 9.15


i'm quickly decending into chavdom.

so today
phone jobcentre
phone delivery company
aquire burberry cap

:(

:no:

here, drink this cider, it'll make you feel better :shifty:

you mean bitter?


anyway i proved "bob" wrong. he said we couldn't get through a litre of vodka :snooty:


i didn't think we could, but it's red square so i could swig it without needing paraquat to wash away the aftertaste

btw. before manker comes in with a lightwieght comment there was two big bottles of alcopop and a bottle of sidekick. i think it was all redsquare :victimofmediamanipulation:

I'm hungover as well. It's teh suck.:(

i don't have a headache or feel sick or anything, i just feel worn out

Hangovers hit me hard these days...

drink a load of water before going to bed serves me well :01:

All I had before bed was a manky burger from Kebabastard.

i ate a pot noodle with my hands. i just saw it on the camcorder

Lightweight, alcopops are for girls -Babycham isn't an alcopop, case you were wondering :snooty:

luckily humans are capable of doing diffeent things
hence
there are different yobs