The I've been on the Internet quiz

Time for more rich, creamy Internet goodness.
This quiz should sort the n00bs :huh: from the 133t. :01:

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?te...93384853644440

To kick things off, I got...

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Champion!
You've seen 93% of the internet, and shed 73% of the tears...

Congratulations! You're the internet master. You've managed to see just enough of it without turning yourself into a monster.

And don't go any further! It's dehumanizing from here on in. If you keep finding new and weird things online, you'll become a burnt out husk of a human being. You'll be left writing online tests to warn others away from the path you've come down. Be happy with what you know, and be happy that you don't know any more.

Chin up, this is the best category to be in! You aced the quiz!!!

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:naughty: :geek:

Old Hand
You've seen 79% of the internet, and shed 73% of the tears...
You scored higher than 53% on experience
You scored higher than 82% on sadness

Champion!
You've seen 89% of the internet, and shed 63% of the tears...
Congratulations! You're the internet master. You've managed to see just enough of it without turning yourself into a monster.

And don't go any further! It's dehumanizing from here on in. If you keep finding new and weird things online, you'll become a burnt out husk of a human being. You'll be left writing online tests to warn others away from the path you've come down. Be happy with what you know, and be happy that you don't know any more.

Chin up, this is the best category to be in! You aced the quiz!!!

You scored higher than 83% on experience

You scored higher than 65% on sadness

I just spent like 20 minutes taking that test and it showed a broken link when trying to show me the results

lol :lol:

:mellow:

i got through about 5 pages then realised i had seen a white supremacists website and clicked back, flucking up the whole thing. maybe i'll try again, maybe i wont :dry:

I just went to a nazi site just so i cant say i did

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If they knew more, they would see we bring a message of love for all humankind and nature alike, and would not oppose us.

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:lol: crazy mofo

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Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez

I just went to a nazi site just so i cant say i did

:lol: crazy mofo

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the one i went to is where people request that people beat BNP opponents up.


i shouldn't really be making this post because it was on tv that they find those who badmouth the site and get them too :ohmy:

British National Party sux :lookaroun

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Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez

I just spent like 20 minutes taking that test and it showed a broken link when trying to show me the results

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Well that both sucks and is strange... I've linked loads of mates to that quiz and it's never screwed up before. :blink:
Maybe the quiz was trying to protect itself? :lol:

Colonel Kurtz
You've seen 93% of the internet, and shed 93% of the tears...

I've seen horror... horror that you've seen.

You've seen it all. This is just another pitiful test in your long line of degraded porn, sub culture horror movies and snuff footage. The internet to you is like an anti-Willy Wonka factory. Total abysmal horror. Rivers of filth. Ooompa Loompa porn.

You've probably seen that Oompa Loompa porn, haven't you?

The horror... the horror...


You scored higher than 91% on experience
You scored higher than 99% on sadness

You've seen 81% of the internet, and shed 60% of the tears... :dry:

Colonel Kurtz
You've seen 95% of the internet, and shed 83% of the tears...

I've seen horror... horror that you've seen.

You've seen it all. This is just another pitiful test in your long line of degraded porn, sub culture horror movies and snuff footage. The internet to you is like an anti-Willy Wonka factory. Total abysmal horror. Rivers of filth. Ooompa Loompa porn.

You've probably seen that Oompa Loompa porn, haven't you?

The horror... the horror...

Old Hand
You've seen 70% of the internet, and shed 53% of the tears...

Yay? :unsure:

Old Hand
You've seen 62% of the internet, and shed 60% of the tears...

And you thought you'd seen it all!

You've been around this old internet of ours a number of times. You've seen some pretty sick stuff, and maybe you even liked some of it, but you've managed to find all the good bits and pieces. Congratulations! I bet your friends always want to know what cool stuff you're getting upto this week, and what funny new website you've found.

Are you shocked at the stuff you've missed? Have I given you enough of an inkling? I know you think the rest is garbage, but you're a little bit curious, aren't you? That Digital Underbelly... sinister... brooding... tempting... and oh, so wrong.

Don't do it! Fight against it! You'll soon lose all those friends if you get into it.

You scored higher than 25% on experience

You scored higher than 74% on sadness


:pinch:

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Colonel Kurtz
You've seen 92% of the internet, and shed 86% of the tears...

I've seen horror... horror that you've seen.

You've seen it all. This is just another pitiful test in your long line of degraded porn, sub culture horror movies and snuff footage. The internet to you is like an anti-Willy Wonka factory. Total abysmal horror. Rivers of filth. Ooompa Loompa porn.

You've probably seen that Oompa Loompa porn, haven't you?

The horror... the horror...

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:unsure:

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You scored higher than 45% on experience
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You scored higher than 60% on sadness

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I expected to be way higher than that. :mellow: