Does my neew avy show to much skin?

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05-10-2005, 08:43 AM
Skiz

Does my neew avy show to much skin?

:unsure:

If so, I'll remove.
05-10-2005, 09:39 AM
{I}{K}{E}

Re: Does my neew avy show to much skin?

its ok.
05-10-2005, 11:09 AM
sArA

Re: Does my neew avy show to much skin?

Where did you get that picture of my bum?

(I dunno....washing up in shorts one day, skizo's av the next :rolleyes: )
05-10-2005, 11:12 AM
manker

Re: Does my neew avy show to much skin?

Can't be you, no love eggs :D
05-10-2005, 11:28 AM
sArA

Re: Does my neew avy show to much skin?

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Originally Posted by manker

Can't be you, no love eggs :D

Love eggs?????
05-10-2005, 11:30 AM
manker

Re: Does my neew avy show to much skin?

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Originally Posted by Sara

Love eggs?????

I duno what else to call them :huh:

http://www.asos.com/images/prods/BGIWO6042/image1l.JPG
05-10-2005, 11:32 AM
GepperRankins

Re: Does my neew avy show to much skin?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...Mozilla-search
05-10-2005, 11:42 AM
sArA

Re: Does my neew avy show to much skin?

Oic...... :lol:

erm...what makes you think I would even possess some of 'those'???

they look rather uncomfortable :lookaroun
05-10-2005, 11:43 AM
GepperRankins

Re: Does my neew avy show to much skin?

i suppose it wasn't as bad as what i was thinking
05-10-2005, 11:48 AM
sArA

Re: Does my neew avy show to much skin?

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Originally Posted by GepperRankins

i suppose it wasn't as bad as what i was thinking

Which was?????
05-10-2005, 11:52 AM
GepperRankins

Re: Does my neew avy show to much skin?

well they're kinda egg shaped and hang between half the populations legs
05-10-2005, 11:54 AM
sArA

Re: Does my neew avy show to much skin?

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Originally Posted by GepperRankins

well they're kinda egg shaped and hang between half the populations legs

That kinda implies that I am actually male!!!

Of course, in this internet obscure world...I could be :naughty:
05-10-2005, 11:57 AM
manker

Re: Does my neew avy show to much skin?

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Originally Posted by Sara

Oic...... :lol:

erm...what makes you think I would even possess some of 'those'???

they look rather uncomfortable :lookaroun

I have this image of you as a dominitrix. Some women wear them shopping and everything :unsuer:
05-10-2005, 12:21 PM
sArA

Re: Does my neew avy show to much skin?

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Originally Posted by manker

I have this image of you as a dominitrix. Some women wear them shopping and everything :unsuer:

I am have a very sweet and positively pink and fluffy demeanor...

As for wearing them shopping and stuff.....each to their own I guess, but I would not have thought that once in, they would have much effect...besides, if they did work well, can you imagine getting all hot and bothered at the deli counter at ASDA!!! Highly distracting when the assistant asks how much pork with stuffing you require!

oh...btw....your spelling seems to be a little off today manker....hang over? (dominatrix....not dominitrix)
05-10-2005, 12:30 PM
manker

Re: Does my neew avy show to much skin?

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Originally Posted by Sara

I am have a very sweet and positively pink and fluffy demeanor...

As for wearing them shopping and stuff.....each to their own I guess, but I would not have thought that once in, they would have much effect...besides, if they did work well, can you imagine getting all hot and bothered at the deli counter at ASDA!!! Highly distracting when the assistant asks how much pork with stuffing you require!

oh...btw....your spelling seems to be a little off today manker....hang over? (dominatrix....not dominitrix)

No excuse at all, I feel fine today :D

I make lots of spelling mistakes because I refuse to use a spell-checker, makes a bloke lazy. It's the grammar which gets to me - like when someone types "I am have a very sweet and positively pink and fluffy demeanor..." :pinch:

Regarding love-eggs - I think they're just meant to slightly arouse the wearer such that by the time the washing-up/hoovering/shopping/dusting/cake making is finished, they're ready to service their man - that way we don't have to bother with foreplay :naughty:
05-10-2005, 01:06 PM
sArA

Re: Does my neew avy show to much skin?

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Originally Posted by manker

No excuse at all, I feel fine today :D

I make lots of spelling mistakes because I refuse to use a spell-checker, makes a bloke lazy. It's the grammar which gets to me - like when someone types "I am have a very sweet and positively pink and fluffy demeanor..." :pinch:

Regarding love-eggs - I think they're just meant to slightly arouse the wearer such that by the time the washing-up/hoovering/shopping/dusting/cake making is finished, they're ready to service their man - that way we don't have to bother with foreplay :naughty:

I never use a spell checker....they are for the insecure.

I am glad to see you are on the grammatical ball today .... one likes to slip in the odd (ahem) unforced error here and there, to see if you are paying attention. :snooty:

love-eggs...by your analysis, I don't think I will bother, seems like they would just spoil the fun.
05-10-2005, 01:08 PM
Voetsek

Re: Does my neew avy show to much skin?

Why looks ok from here but then I am nearly blind..
05-10-2005, 01:36 PM
RPerry

Re: Does my neew avy show to much skin?

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Originally Posted by manker

that way we don't have to bother with foreplay :naughty:

You really are a lazy bloke, aren't you ?? :blink:

And please, no "we" remarks. I enjoy foreplay with my sweetheart :w00t:
05-10-2005, 01:53 PM
manker

Re: Does my neew avy show to much skin?

Tch, call yourself a bloke :dry:
05-10-2005, 01:54 PM
sArA

Re: Does my neew avy show to much skin?

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Originally Posted by RPerry

You really are a lazy bloke, aren't you ?? :blink:

And please, no "we" remarks. I enjoy foreplay with my sweetheart :w00t:

Spoken like a real man.... :)
05-10-2005, 02:00 PM
manker

Re: Does my neew avy show to much skin?

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Originally Posted by Sara

love-eggs...by your analysis, I don't think I will bother, seems like they would just spoil the fun.

But wouldn't it make the household chores more fun. I know women like doing them anyway but what's the harm in making them a touch more enjoyable.

While the master of the house is watching the footie and polishing off a few beers, the lady can prepare herself for the inevitable post-match tipsy advances and the house will be tidy. A win-win situation :01:
05-10-2005, 02:01 PM
GepperRankins

Re: Does my neew avy show to much skin?

i think ive worked out why women run funny
05-10-2005, 02:02 PM
RPerry

Re: Does my neew avy show to much skin?

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Originally Posted by Sara

Spoken like a real man.... :)

Thank you :blushing:

and.... :P @ Manker
05-10-2005, 02:07 PM
manker

Re: Does my neew avy show to much skin?

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Originally Posted by RPerry

and.... :P @ Manker

Don't point that foreplay smiley at me, I'll have none of this new-man pseudo gay innuendo stuff directed at my end :snooty:
05-10-2005, 02:08 PM
GepperRankins

Re: Does my neew avy show to much skin?

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Originally Posted by manker

Don't point that foreplay smiley at me, I'll have none of this new-man pseudo gay innuendo stuff directed at my end :snooty:

haha. "end"
05-10-2005, 02:12 PM
RPerry

Re: Does my neew avy show to much skin?

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Originally Posted by GepperRankins

haha. "end"

:sick: Real men never would have interpreted what I said in that fashion :ph34r:
05-10-2005, 02:14 PM
manker

Re: Does my neew avy show to much skin?

From that I take it that gay people cannot be real men, then :ohmy:

How politically incorrect.
05-10-2005, 02:14 PM
GepperRankins

Re: Does my neew avy show to much skin?

:lostathome:
05-10-2005, 02:20 PM
RPerry

Re: Does my neew avy show to much skin?

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Originally Posted by manker

From that I take it that gay people cannot be real men, then :ohmy:

How politically incorrect.

Well, tbh ( and this is the only time I'll post on this subject because its not my intent to ridicule or offend anyone) on that matter I am very politically incorrect.
I love women, and women only.

But to each their own, and my opinion does not matter as to what other people choose to do ;)
05-10-2005, 02:21 PM
GepperRankins

Re: Does my neew avy show to much skin?

what if i choose to do your wife?
05-10-2005, 02:27 PM
manker

Re: Does my neew avy show to much skin?

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Originally Posted by RPerry

Well, tbh ( and this is the only time I'll post on this subject because its not my intent to ridicule or offend anyone) on that matter I am very politically incorrect.
I love women, and women only.

But to each their own, and my opinion does not matter as to what other people choose to do ;)

I think I see what you're saying. I'm 100% heterosexual too but still reckon that gay men can be real men too. From the earlier example, real men indulge in a lot of foreplay (:blink:) - I suppose that wouldn't preclude gay folk.

Deary me, the antiquated ideals of some folk :rolleyes: ;)
05-10-2005, 02:29 PM
GepperRankins

Re: Does my neew avy show to much skin?

aren't gay men = XXY, so aren't real men?

or is that racist?
05-10-2005, 02:30 PM
RPerry

Re: Does my neew avy show to much skin?

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Originally Posted by GepperRankins

what if i choose to do your wife?

nothing... cause #1 I'm not married, #2 you wouldn't be able to convince my girlfriend to give you the chance, and #3 you'll never get in the front door past all 4 Great Danes :lol:
05-10-2005, 02:32 PM
GepperRankins

Re: Does my neew avy show to much skin?

:huh:

your dogs like me :01:
05-10-2005, 02:33 PM
RPerry

Re: Does my neew avy show to much skin?

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Originally Posted by manker

Deary me, the antiquated ideals of some folk :rolleyes: ;)

I know, and I accept I'm outnumbered in my beliefs. They work for me though, and I don't appologize for that.
05-10-2005, 02:33 PM
manker

Re: Does my neew avy show to much skin?

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Originally Posted by GepperRankins

aren't gay men = XXY, so aren't real men?

or is that racist?

:lol:

Duno about racist but it's definitely bollocks :D
05-10-2005, 02:35 PM
GepperRankins

Re: Does my neew avy show to much skin?

my science teacher told me that in year 7. homophobe :dry:
05-10-2005, 02:36 PM
manker

Re: Does my neew avy show to much skin?

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Originally Posted by RPerry

I know, and I accept I'm outnumbered in my beliefs. They work for me though, and I don't appologize for that.

I thought you were following my lead and just kidding around :huh:
05-10-2005, 02:38 PM
manker

Re: Does my neew avy show to much skin?

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Originally Posted by GepperRankins

my science teacher told me that in year 7. homophobe :dry:

Me or your idiot science teacher :unsure:
05-10-2005, 02:39 PM
RPerry

Re: Does my neew avy show to much skin?

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Originally Posted by manker

I thought you were following my lead and just kidding around :huh:

Part was kidding around, part was dead serious :lol:

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