Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (takes breath)
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :fist:

My Uncle has given more of his old record singles to my shitebag brother.
There must be around 70+ in the box, all in mint condition, some are collectors special coloured plastic, with the weights already on them.
This time he has, among others, original UK Subs, The Clash, Angelic Upstarts, The Jam, The Specials, Jilted John, Blondie, Sex Pistols, Ramones, The Undertones, and my one of my all time favourites...

Smash It Up - The Damned. :cry:



To say I'm gutted would be a total understatement.
I think I need a strong voddy, if anyone cares to join me. :sadwalk:

You have two brothers? :unsure:

Maybe your uncle is saving up the really good stuff for you?

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You have two brothers? :unsure:

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Just one girlybird, crust hole, feckbag, bollocking wastrel git of a brother. I hate him so much right now I could gut him like a fish. :c*ntbag:

I'm allowed to go look at them whenever I want, so as long as I dont dribble on them. :fist:


:no: zed, although in the middle of all these gems, was "2unlimited - No Limits."
Told my bro they are they best punk band ever formed, so he is probably cussing me right now. :P :pinch: :cry:

Is it not time to be an only child lilmiss. :shifty:

Jilted john. :lol:

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in the middle of all these gems, was "2unlimited - No Limits."
Told my bro they are they best punk band ever formed, so he is probably cussing me right now

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Ouch. :pinch:
I'm sure the poor guy didn't deserve this.

And you can always take the records from his twitching hands after unlimited has turned his poor brains into jelly. ;)

Some nice vinyl there,has he the werewithal to play it,bet he flogs it to buy some nice chav trainers :)
(Lilmiss did you see me crap mini poem in ya huffalump thread)

Hmm. What did your brother do to get this preferential treatment.

I'm only asking 'cos ... I wondered, like.

well ok you got screwed - but on the positive side
one day you will have a child, hence your brother will be its "uncle"
at a certain point you borrow one of busymans guns and calmly tell you brother (while pointing gun at his crotch) that it is his duty as an "uncle" to genrously give those LPs to your child.
The future is bright

I have a copy of our own dear Jonno doing Jilted John, somewhere. :whistles


As much as I hate him right now, my lil bro rawks more than anyone else on the planet. Couldn't kill him, but I may take him out my will.


Original Suspect Device and Rock and Roll High School.... :frusty:
Can't even imagine how much they would be worth now.

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Hmm. What did your brother do to get this preferential treatment.

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He gave my Uncle his golf clubs.
A lil wood goes a long way. :pinch:

A no 1 wood go's the furthest :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

He gave my Uncle his golf clubs.
A lil wood goes a long way. :pinch:

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:lol: :pinch:



That's fecking terrible, but http://www.sighost.us/members/danb/glag.gif

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:c*ntbag:

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:lol: Thats what I always liked about you, your britishness :lol: :01:

Go steal em off him and done with it :rolleyes: Sisters for some reason are allowed to steal their brothers stuff, dunno why, it's just an unwritten law :(

Jonno :cool:

Heh heh, Jilted Jonno.
May have to dig it out now. :shifty: :P

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Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene

:lol: Thats what I always liked about you, your britishness :lol: :01:

Go steal em off him and done with it :rolleyes: Sisters for some reason are allowed to steal their brothers stuff, dunno why, it's just an unwritten law :(

Jonno :cool:

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I always thought it was the other way round - least that's what my little brother tells me.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...103/steady.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...r103/ohboy.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...er103/6074.jpg

There ya go Lilmiss memory lane for ya :)

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...er103/6074.jpg

There ya go Lilmiss memory lane for ya :)

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:cry: Salt, wounds. :pinch:

Oh cheer up its only a bit of plastic, :blink: probably scratched,just d/load it :rolleyes:

Me glad u don't know where I live :w00t:

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Originally Posted by gripper103.2

Oh cheer up its only a bit of plastic, :blink: probably scratched,just d/load it :rolleyes:

Me glad u don't know where I live :w00t:

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:ohmy:

There`s nowt better than playing a piece of vinyl. Well there is but vinyl comes a close second. :lol:

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Oh cheer up its only a bit of plastic

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:ohmy: There's nowt like listening to an old record.
That's right eff, nowt. :no:


I still have Blackout - Dropkick Murphys in the plastic, never played. :w00t: :slight orgasm:

maybe your bro will happily swap the plastic collection for 500gb of mp3's?

I'd stage a robbery if I were you :naughty:

:D Simple, invite em all around for tea or sneak out next time you're all at your gran's and steal em :01:

I'd get busted.
He comes round 'ere all the time to nick me music. :cry:


Dry crackers are the most disgusting thing ever, yet I can't help eating 'em. :sick: I'd better find some Philly, quick.

:console: Maybe one day he'll take pity on ya and give me over.

:D You need some yummy moist choc chip bikkies :P

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You need some yummy moist choc chip bikkies :P

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Crumbs. :cry:

I think I'd be more upset if he didn't want the albums.
Took a while to wean him off shiteclub7.

:D There ya go, there is a bright side.

:frusty: I gotta go pay the stinkin' rent and stoopid/horrible bills, you have good sleeps when ya go chicky :lips:

They're called S Club now :snooty: :ermm:

Hi, Goddess :D

Oh. Bye, Goddess :(

You can come pay my bills if you want.
Me ground rent is due soon.
Fecking flats. :fist:



Cheery ho's choo. :happy:

:hugz: Awwwwww, didja miss me Mankerina :wub:

;) Now that I've found me flask I'll have to get on here an harass ya one night....... bin anyone :whistling:

:( I could only pay ya bills with the nice rubbery cheques.

:frusty: I was so broke yesterday I had to drink black coffee and ran out of smokes at midnight last night. T'was a mad 7am dash to the supermarket this morning if only so I'd stop grunting at the rugrats :P

Yes I missed you :D

Tho' I'm a little concerned as to how and more importantly where you lost your flask, was it one of those phallic thermos ones ... :unsure:

:sick: Shouldn't you be in bed or something :rolleyes:

:frusty: I stashed it under my bed cos I didn't want the ex to drink it, I have sooooooooo many stash places it took me a while to think of looking there.

Indeed I should. Everyone else is asleep so I'm off to read me book for a while after I've finished this cig.

:drool: See ya soon :lips:

Nighty nite. Thanks for teh lippage :blushing:

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I have sooooooooo many stash places it took me a while to think of looking there.

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:lol: I have told one of me pals all me sniff and smoke hiding places, just in case I pop it. Don't want to get in trouble off me Ma. :P :ermm:



Yup, Shauny here I come.
Buh byes.

;) It was better from this side of the screen:P

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;) It was better from this side of the screen:P

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I'll bet, hands where I can see 'em!