Where does Manker live?

K, I'm now @ Cardiff Airport were can I find Manker??? :unsure:

In the Mankerville phone directory. :cool:

Mankerville

Cant find that on the map :huh:

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Originally Posted by {I}{K}{E}

Mankerville

Cant find that on the map :huh:

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Now that I think of it, even if you found that directory, I doubt "Manker" would be listed.

Back to square one. :sadwalk:

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Originally Posted by Skizo

Now that I think of it, even if you found that directory, I doubt "Manker" would be listed.

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Because?


/me doesnt like that Wales accent :dry:


:wub:

Try asking at the post office, or perhaps a nice police officer will help you with your enquiry.
Or you could just go to the pub... he's probably sat there, propping up the bar.

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Originally Posted by uNz[i]

Try asking at the post office, or perhaps a nice police officer will help you with your enquiry.
Or you could just go to the pub... he's probably sat there, propping up the bar.

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With a Babycham. :dry:

Must be a damned short bar at manker's local, if he's propping it up with Babychams.

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Originally Posted by uNz[i]

Try asking at the post office, or perhaps a nice police officer will help you with your enquiry.
Or you could just go to the pub... he's probably sat there, propping up the bar.

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noone seems to know Manker :(


which pub? in Cardiff?

there's only one pub in Cardiff, it's called the blue oyster bar :ermm:

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Originally Posted by {I}{K}{E}

noone seems to know Manker :(


which pub? in Cardiff?

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Just go around and ask everyone if they are a manker.

according to Jeeves you should be looking in Florida

and according to this you should be looking in Chavtown

Has IKE gone yet :unsure:

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Originally Posted by manker

Has IKE gone yet :unsure:

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Shh, she's still about.

I'll let you know when it's safe.

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Originally Posted by JPaul

Shh, she's still about.

I'll let you know when it's safe.

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Phew, thanks.

Hang on ... I've just hidden from a Dutch girl who has travelled hundreds of miles to get her hands on my nuts :(

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Originally Posted by manker

Phew, thanks.

Hang on ... I've just hidden from a Dutch girl who has travelled hundreds of miles to get her hands on my nuts :(

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:huh:

Who's the Dutch chick?


Just got back in amsterdam...


Stupid Manker :dry:

I thought JP knew something secret about you :naughty:

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Originally Posted by manker

I thought JP knew something secret about you :naughty:

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:ohmy:

What's the secret? :ph34r:

He knows that you're a girl but I think you got away without anyone else knowing. It'll be our secret :shifty:

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Originally Posted by {I}{K}{E}

K, I'm now @ Cardiff Airport were can I find Manker??? :unsure:

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Follow the trail of sheep smoking cigarettes after coital - You'll soon find him ;)

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Hehe, no worries Mank - Just another general Welsh joke ;)

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Originally Posted by manker

He knows that you're a girl but I think you got away without anyone else knowing. It'll be our secret :shifty:

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I'm a girl :ohmy:


/me touches me boob :lol:

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Originally Posted by IKE

/me touches me boob :lol:

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:lol: :D

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Originally Posted by Illuminati

Follow the trail of sheep smoking cigarettes after coital - You'll soon find him ;)

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Hehe, no worries Mank - Just another general Welsh joke ;)

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phew. i thought those were the actual directions

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Originally Posted by Illuminati

Follow the trail of sheep smoking cigarettes after coital - You'll soon find him ;)

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Hehe, no worries Mank - Just another general Welsh joke ;)

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:D

Not worried about teh Welsh jokes but the syntax of that sentence is terrible. Wouldn't 'Follow the trail of sheep that are smoking post-coital cigarettes' have been better :(

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Surely you could spot him by his 'flashy' footwear :huh:

if not....

he's the one that isn't covered in wool and going 'baa' :ermm:

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Originally Posted by (>Zero Cool<)

he's the one that isn't covered in wool and going 'baa' :ermm:

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Unless I'm on the pull.

everyone in wales wears footwear like that :(

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Originally Posted by manker

Unless I'm on the pull.

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:lol:

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:D

Not worried about teh Welsh jokes but the syntax of that sentence is terrible. Wouldn't 'Follow the trail of sheep that are smoking post-coital cigarettes' have been better :(

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".... that sentence's syntax ...." would be better still. "... the syntax of that sentence ...." is just so .... Frenchish.

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Originally Posted by JPaul

".... that sentence's syntax ...." would be better still. "... the syntax of that sentence ...." is just so .... Frenchish.

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Deary me.

Will you not think of folk with cleft palates. Even reading 'sentence's syntax' would result in feelings of inadequacy for this minority group.

Alliteration is all well and good but I draw the line when it mocks others :dry:

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manplate,

My target demographic was t'lisper.

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Originally Posted by manker

:D

Not worried about teh Welsh jokes but the syntax of that sentence is terrible. Wouldn't 'Follow the trail of sheep that are smoking post-coital cigarettes' have been better :(

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Maybe the cigarettes were smoking sheep, 'k?