:D :D :D Title says all ... now entertain me :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:D :D :D Title says all ... now entertain me :lol: :lol: :lol:
erm... does giving her a good slap count?
:P
Puncture her chest !
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Puncture her chest
:P :D :P :D :P
Sorry just had an image there of Britney whizzing around my room like a burst balloon!
lol that was the idea !!!Quote:
Originally posted by WeeMouse@9 April 2003 - 17:22
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Puncture her chest
:P :D :P :D :P
Sorry just had an image there of Britney whizzing around my room like a burst balloon!
I couldn't think of anything to do with her..
She is a minger !!
tape her mouth shut!
I can't beleive what I'm reading ...!Quote:
Originally posted by alan36uk@ 9 April 2003 - 16:25
She is a minger !!
I admit she can't sing, but I like her assets :lol:
She's like a wide mouthed frog..
Her breasts grow and shrink like no ones business.
She cant sing.She is a miserable cow and I better stop now lol
I would tell her to grow up soon and think about the stuff she says before it is broadcast!
And if she does.. i will (beep!) fuck her in the ass.. No sorry.. i would tell her how i feel about her.. and than (beep!) her in the ass.. Ehm... Yes definite.. up her ass.. Hhahahah! :D :o :P
And meanwile i will try to feel if her tits are real... wondering about that?
( I will regret it when i read this tomorrow.. i'm a bit drunk.. but honest! ;) )
Oeps i did it again!
good luck Rocktron lol
how can u say shes a minger
u mad
shes just cant sing (or act)
why do u think shes famous
cos she can sing
dont make me laugh
First, I would let her fart on my face. Then, I would penetrate her from behind. At the same time, rub her boobs and feel the sweet sweet tender tits and massage them like hell.
Then, turn her around and start licking, kissing and biting those knockers of hers. ooo yeah Baby one more time ....
Now now now Amarjitsing!!!! (so would i!)Quote:
Originally posted by AmarjitSingh@9 April 2003 - 18:02
First, I would let her fart on my face. Then, I would penetrate her from behind. At the same time, rub her boobs and feel the sweet sweet tender tits and rub them like hell.
Don't know about the fart thing... but but but... (SENSORED!) :unsure:
Then you woke up !!!Quote:
Originally posted by AmarjitSingh@9 April 2003 - 18:02
First, I would let her fart on my face. Then, I would penetrate her from behind. At the same time, rub her boobs and feel the sweet sweet tender tits and massage them like hell.
Then, turn her around and start licking, kissing and biting those knockers of hers. ooo yeah Baby one more time ....
I saw a T-shirt the other day that read: SPEAR BRITNEY. With what, I do not know. B)
A long pointed object I hope :oQuote:
Originally posted by j2k4@9 April 2003 - 18:30
I saw a T-shirt the other day that read: SPEAR BRITNEY. With what, I do not know. B)
as long as i can tape her mouth shut - lots of nasty things involving no clothes -_-
Oh come on Mrcall.Quote:
Originally posted by mrcall1969@9 April 2003 - 18:32
tape her mouth shut!
There are other ways of shutting her up that are far more satisfying.
Just don't look down while doing it.........
Oh come on Mrcall.Quote:
Originally posted by Ron+9 April 2003 - 19:57--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Ron @ 9 April 2003 - 19:57)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--mrcall1969@9 April 2003 - 18:32
tape her mouth shut!
There are other ways of shutting her up that are far more satisfying.
Just don't look down while doing it......... [/b][/quote]
Yeah Ron, but she might, just might, start to sing! :(
Oh come on Mrcall.Quote:
Originally posted by Ron+9 April 2003 - 19:57--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Ron @ 9 April 2003 - 19:57)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--mrcall1969@9 April 2003 - 18:32
tape her mouth shut!
There are other ways of shutting her up that are far more satisfying.
Just don't look down while doing it......... [/b][/quote]
Like her eating a donut without teeth???? :blink: :D
I'm so sorry for you Mrcall.
I thought all Scots were well endowed, as the Flemish.
There goes another illusion.....
Scots put the Flemish firmly in the shade in that respect! :D :lol: :DQuote:
Originally posted by Ron@9 April 2003 - 20:02
I'm so sorry for you Mrcall.
I thought all Scots were well endowed, as the Flemish.
There goes another illusion.....
Hell yeah! The fact we don't like Britney Spears shows that we are more than just immature teenager types who gawk at anything with two arms, two legs and two lumps of silicone.
Sorry Lamsey, but just because I don't like her and am not a teenager doesn't mean I won't be gawking when theres gawking to be done ;)
But gawking is where I have to stop. After all, I'm a happily married man :)
hmm, i'll tie her to a bed
then explain how smoking ruins a perfectly good figure