What would you do if you won the lottery?

Ok I know this is asked a fair bit and most people say they would buy a new house, fleet of cars, a small country etc etc but what would you do immediately? As in if someone approached you right now to tell you that you had won 15 milllion gbp or suchlike, it was safely in the bank, everything was fine and handed you a card or chequebook or whatever allowing you immediate access to the money should you desire then what would you do right now and over the next 24 hours? It has to be realistic and logistically possible so, for example, you can't invade mars. What would you do? :huh:

smallprint: if you do not do the lottery then just imagine someone has given you/you found/stole/inherited the cash

edited for for smartcheesieness :rolleyes:

edited: this really was a bad idea on my part :frusty: :rolleyes:

I'd be surprised. I don't do the lottery.

Other than that I'd probably begin my plans to invade Mars that little bit earlier.

Pay debts.

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Originally Posted by MCHeshPants420

I don't do the lottery.

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Me never do too. :cry:

First thing I'd do? Go to the job centre and tell them to piss off. :01:

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Originally Posted by Guillaume

First thing I'd do? Go to the job centre and tell them to piss off. :01:

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But... but... what if they won? They will tell you to pissed you off? :cry:

i would buy FST :lol:

umm i would buy a bmw 7 series
a mansion

and go travel around the world..

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Originally Posted by jaigandhi5

i would buy FST :lol:

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:ph34r: Whats your intention?

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Originally Posted by Dark Steno

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Originally Posted by jaigandhi5

i would buy FST :lol:

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:ph34r: Whats your intention?

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if i buy it and remove the ads

and make changes to FST

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Originally Posted by jaigandhi5

i would buy FST :lol:

umm i would buy a bmw 7 series
a mansion

and go travel around the world..

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Ok the bloke Fogg managed to get around the world in 80 days, but you plan on doing that in 24 hours PLUS shopping for a car PLUS organising buying a house...........that is multi tasking :blink:

If you read what I asked, hopefully :huh: , I meant right there and then not in the general future.

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Originally Posted by jaigandhi5

i would buy FST :lol:

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:lol:


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I don't play the lottery, buttt if I won...I would go to Egypt and explore the runins...Go on a Safari, Jump out of planes, go scuba diving off the coast of Figi, go Mnt Climbing, Get me a new sportbike and travel Canada and the US. :D

Lol well I'd buy myself a lot of computers, some good DJ equipment (just started practising), a big house etc. :P

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Originally Posted by hippychick

I don't play the lottery, buttt if I won...I would go to Egypt and explore the runins...Go on a Safari, Jump out of planes, go scuba diving off the coast of Figi, go Mnt Climbing, Get me a new sportbike and travel Canada and the US. :D

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in 24 hrs :blink: ????

ok I give up :frusty:

Mods please close this thread :rolleyes:

p.s. Welcome to the forum XciTe ;)

I would put a fiver to it and pay my wifes debts.:cry:

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Originally Posted by bigboab

I would put a fiver to it and pay my wifes debts.:cry:

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:lol:

i wouldn't get my hopes up until the money was in my account or hands, then i'd buy some drink and some sort of space pigeon to get word to mars :ermm:

I could finally afford to pay attention.


Peace bd ;)

I'd immediately phone my minions and get some ninja laser defences situated on my existing Mars outposts. I'd formulate plans to build three more big fuck off sonic torpedo launchers to add to the seven I've already financed.

Mars will remain part of the manker dynasty :snooty:

I'd immediately look for 5 acres of land, ready for water and sewer.

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Originally Posted by manker

I'd immediately phone my minions and get some ninja laser defences situated on my existing Mars outposts. I'd formulate plans to build three more big fuck off sonic torpedo launchers to add to the seven I've already financed.

Mars will remain part of the manker dynasty :snooty:

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You can have it...it's a red planet.
I only colonize blue plannets.


Peace bd :snooty:

i'd become a recluse in a nice mansion with plenty of land around it, and a moat, and i'll have a bidet or two

:frusty: :rolleyes:

very ocassionally words fail me, thanks to cheebus, fox boy and mancbloke this is one of these times :shutup:

unfortunately I am also laughing out loud which I fear may merely encourage them :lol:

edit: post was too nice :happy:

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Originally Posted by Busyman

I'd immediately look for 5 acres of land, ready for water and sewer.

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You think you'd shit yourself with excitement. Noice.

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Originally Posted by manker

sonic torpedo

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What's that? Céline Dion with a propeller up her arse? :fear:

I won the lottery once. Won £3,285,008.83. So I bought the Six Million Dollar Man. But he ran away.

Ain't nobody catching him.:(

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Originally Posted by MCHeshPants420

I won the lottery once. Won £3,285,008.83. So I bought the Six Million Dollar Man. But he ran away.

Ain't nobody catching him.:(

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Now there was a Quality Show.

:lol:

I remember being a fan of it when it came on telly.
Had to fight with me mom if i was allowed to watch it.


Anyhoo.
With all the cash i would do the Stewie.
I'd be such a ghost.

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Originally Posted by MCHeshPants420

I won the lottery once. Won £3,285,008.83. So I bought the Six Million Dollar Man. But he ran away.

Ain't nobody catching him.:(

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Meh, I hired the crack head from around the corner. It only cost me a 40 ounce of Lazer,a pack of Dorals and the new Backstreet Boys cd.

Take his crack stem,and nobody will catch him.
Including,your six million dollar man.:01:

Peace bd

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Originally Posted by (>Zero Cool<)

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Originally Posted by hippychick

I don't play the lottery, buttt if I won...I would go to Egypt and explore the runins...Go on a Safari, Jump out of planes, go scuba diving off the coast of Figi, go Mnt Climbing, Get me a new sportbike and travel Canada and the US. :D

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in 24 hrs :blink: ????

ok I give up :frusty:

Mods please close this thread :rolleyes:

p.s. Welcome to the forum XciTe ;)

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LOL Thats what I get for skimming the text...24 hrs I would get a boob job :01:

i would first of all get better internet thingy, and a new comp, aswell as order ALL the cd's i could ever want.

then i would head down oxford street and buy some new clothes.

possibly pop in greggs :01:

finally i wouldn't tell my family, eventhough they would be uber suspicious :P and carry on as normal

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Originally Posted by gemby!

i would first of all get better internet thingy, and a new comp, aswell as order ALL the cd's i could ever want.

then i would head down oxford street and buy some new clothes.

possibly pop in greggs :01:

finally i wouldn't tell my family, eventhough they would be uber suspicious :P and carry on as normal

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only gemby could celebrate a lottery win with a cheese pasty :rolleyes: :P :01:

they are damn good pasties !

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*living on the edge*http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v437/gemby/rock.gif

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Originally Posted by gemby!

they are damn good pasties !

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*living on the edge*http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v437/gemby/rock.gif

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:lol:

I play the lottery all the time.

I'd immediately go on a book and DVD-buying spree.

Then I'd probably go by the dealership and buy a Cadillac XLR or something similar to get around in (they can deliver after 24 hour period).

Then I'd pay some debts.

Start looking for property in several areas to buy...

Order a decent fishing boat...

Then, honestly, I'd probably get stone stone drunk.

Neat thread -- more to come as I think.

i would also but the books on my english lit reading list .....*dork*

I imagine I would pretend to be a plane for about half hour, running around the streets with my jacket in the air. Then I'd get some excellent base, and go back to being a plane again for a few hours. :happy:

I would go out and buy the best gaming pc i could find at the time,go to the pictures to see Batman begins with a couple of mates,having bought all the other seats so i could watch it in peace,then go out and buy a big fillet steak meal,then get royally pissed and come home and try to explain where I'd been all day to the missus :) (think she'd forgive me in the end)

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

I imagine I would pretend to be a plane for about half hour, running around the streets with my jacket in the air. Then I'd get some excellent base, and go back to being a plane again for a few hours. :happy:

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Ditto... except i'd get head :P

I'd Cry :lol:

Has somebody done the "buy FST and ban all you feckers" joke? :unsure: