i woz sat on a bench at the train station eating some mccoys special brand :naughty: and a pigeon came flying down and sat next to me so I woz like wtf you can’t sit there and he sed mate give me 1 of your crisps so I woz like wtf no you can’t have a crisp you cheeky pigeon and he said wtf not im hungrys o I said ok but then you better go cos you r a pigeon and you’re not supposed to be here so he sed k and I gave him a crisp and then he had the never to ask for another!1 so I said no you can’t have anoher one you cheeky pigeon an then another pigeon flew down and sat next to his mate and askd me for a crisp so I was like omfg wtf no you can’t have a crisp so he said wtf not you gave him one
…it was at that point I got up and walked away from the conversation :ermm:
