selling jebus

some people just came to the door trying to sell jebus, i think they were mormons :ermm: there was a middle aged woman and a scary looking blonde haired small boy who seemed to be in charge, he was wearing a checked shirt too :ermm: i told them i wasn't interested and he said why? i said cos im not, then he said but why? :blink: 8 years old, how dare he answer back! :angry:


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they shouldn't be allowed to come to your door and sell you stuff you can't actually use, especially when you're trying to watch the telly :unsure:

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

8 years old, how dare he answer back! :angry:

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Just slap the fecker and see if he turns the other cheek. :01:

bloody kids :fist:

love the pic. :lol:

Shout through the letterbox that you can't answer the door incase the sacrificial goat escapes.


I hate those gits with their damn leaflets. :fist:

You should have asked them in for tea and cakes

thinking about putting down traps incase they come back :unsure:

Let them in and try to convert them to worshipping Gemby!

Or threaten to have them burned as heretics. :shifty:

You should have said i`ll talk to you all you want if you can tell me who washed up after the last supper. :unsure:

:devil: Tell him you're a satan worshiper then ask him if he wants any leaflets. :devil:

your ideas intrigue me http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...der/ponder.gif

it's raining now so i don't think they'll be back, because as you know they don't like the rain cos it's a metaphor for teh money shot :unsure:

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

your ideas intrigue me http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...der/ponder.gif

it's raining now so i don't think they'll be back, because as you know they don't like the rain cos it's a metaphor for teh money shot :unsure:

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:blink:...I used to like the rain.

Peace bd

I just tell them i'm a wiccan,stood and had a very interesting 5 min chat to em until me 9 year old son asked them who was God's mum and dad,that flummoxed them and off they went

A cross on the yard upside down might help too.