This kinda news will please the welsh men...

...and women obviously.


And please, no jokes about ovines, because they're offensive. :dry:

And where do we find the original pictures? :shifty:


Proved my point though, Welsh are 90% cawk.

Mmmmmm a think a holiday to Wales might be in order :shifty: :w00t:

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Mmmmmm a think a holiday to Wales might be in order :shifty: :w00t:

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Come on Its a sock down there, or a bologna sandwich. :dry:

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And where do we find the original pictures? :shifty:


Proved my point though, Welsh are 90% cawk.

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It's not that big :unsure:

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And where do we find the original pictures? :shifty:


Proved my point though, Welsh are 90% cawk.

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It's not that big :unsure:

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Looks as if it is going to be an agreeable weekend.:lol:

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It's not that big :unsure:

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Looks as if it is going to be an agreeable weekend.:lol:

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I'm still apprehensive.

They call her Lilmiss, but I've heard stories of a Silk Cut rolling around in the Albert Hall :unsure:

Oi!
I'm no fag, cawk. :snooty:

:blink:




Personally, I just think it's the sheepdip that inflames their genitals.

/runs off to buy some sheepdip

[QUOTE=manker]

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They call her Lilmiss, but I've heard stories of a Silk Cut rolling around in the Albert Hall :unsure:

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Alright, could someone explain this to a poor, confused amphibian? :blink:

As I hit send, I fecking knew someone would ask that :lol:

It's really funny, if you're me.

Probably not so if you take it out of context, duno what a Silk Cut is - or never get my innuendo, anyway.

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/runs off to buy some sheepdip

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Wow! You have to buy sheepdip? :ohmy:

Those rams really are pimping hard these days.

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As I hit send, I fecking knew someone would ask that :lol:

It's really funny, if you're me.

Probably not so if you take it out of context, duno what a Silk Cut is - or never get my innuendo, anyway.

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And a "n" to it I'll figure it out :lookaroun

would it be the same as"chucking a sausage down an alley" :naughty:

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/runs off to buy some sheepdip

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i thought they were to kill fleas :smilie4:


what did i tell you about playing with arcadia

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/runs off to buy some sheepdip

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Wow! You have to buy sheepdip? :ohmy:

Those rams really are pimping hard these days.

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:lol: :lol:

To be fair, it wouldn't be pimping at all if you didn't have to pay for it - but I'll let you off, Hyacinth.



@ Gripper - yup :naughty:

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Hyacinth.

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:huh: Is that some Welsh way of calling me a deerty whore?
Or are you just calling british men inadequate?



Either's fine. :P :ermm:

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Hyacinth.

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:huh: Is that some Welsh way of calling me a deerty whore?
Or are you just calling british men inadequate?



Either's fine. :P :ermm:

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:P

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Hyacinth.

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:huh: Is that some Welsh way of calling me a deerty whore?
Or are you just calling british men inadequate?



Either's fine. :P :ermm:

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" Ouch "

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:huh: Is that some Welsh way of calling me a deerty whore?
Or are you just calling british men inadequate?



Either's fine. :P :ermm:

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:P

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http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/5...keyslap5rm.gif

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Neither, Ms Bucket

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I was thinking along the "Bucket" lines, but now I'm just totally confuddled.

J'Pol, wtf?

Please don't let Darth post, I don't think my poor brain could take it. :wacko:



somewhat fitting for a Welsh thread.

http://www.colinthomas.com/assets/ce...th-Bouquet.jpg

I thought everyone knew this woman. Keeping Up Appearances, was the programme :huh:


Maybe I watch too much UK Gold.

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Hyacinth.

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Or are you just calling british men inadequate?



Either's fine. :P :ermm:

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Shirley you jest ! After looking at your avatar I alwayes wanted to sat that! :shutup:

Com 'on its Mrs Bouquet. I got On the Buses for fathers day . I'm still grinning ! :lol:

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J'Pol, wtf?

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It's a penguin slapping a monkey, obviously

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http://www.colinthomas.com/assets/ce...th-Bouquet.jpg

I thought everyone knew this woman. Keeping Up Appearances, was the programme :huh:


Maybe I watch too much UK Gold.

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the adverts on uktv history are too much uktv gold

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I got On the Buses

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:lol: :lookaroun


Stop hurting my brain, you bunch of swines.
Your driving me to drink, drugs and choc.


:shifty:

Onslow's my hero and ambition in life

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I got On the Buses

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:lol: :lookaroun


Stop hurting my brain, you bunch of swines.
Your driving me to drink, drugs and choc.


:shifty:

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*you're

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:lol: :lookaroun


Stop hurting my brain, you bunch of swines.
Your driving me to drink, drugs and choc.


:shifty:

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*you're

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:lol: Tanks.

Mods. I hereby give Mr Rankins permission to alter my spelling in all my posts.
All liability lies with him from here on.

:shifty:

Can I do the grammar :unsure:

Please :ermm:

I must have read the article wrong..

Im sure it says "Started of wearing a Codpiece"

And when it was removed, he was "Like Action Man" :blink:

[QUOTE=Guillaume]

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Alright, could someone explain this to a poor, confused amphibian? :blink:

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I once had a young lady say to me 'Would you give the side next to the shore a wee rub now'. does that explain it a wee bit better?:)

In saying that, I completely disassociate this statement from LilMiss:blushing: I am only clarifying mankers ribaldry.:)

[QUOTE=bigboab]

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I once had a young lady say to me 'Would you give the side next to the shore a wee rub now'. does that explain it a wee bit better?:)

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Yes, you have an unfeasibly small penis.

weeboaby, as it were.

Oh ... me poor aching sides :D

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In saying that, I completely disassociate this statement from LilMiss

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:lol: You know what's good for you.

My pal called it "beating the patty" the other day.
Grossed me out slightly.

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In saying that, I completely disassociate this statement from LilMiss

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:lol: You know what's good for you.

My pal called it "beating the patty" the other day.
Grossed me out slightly.

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Dont threaten me.:ph34r: I'll feel that much at home I will put my big double slipper on.:lol:

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:lol: You know what's good for you.

My pal called it "beating the patty" the other day.
Grossed me out slightly.

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Dont threaten me.:ph34r: I'll feel that much at home I will put my big double slipper on.:lol:

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How pink is your slipper.

Is that an old film about a Welsh Mining Village.

Not a village which mines, a village where Miners live.

So, an old film about a Welsh Miners Village would be more accurate.

Not a Welsh Miner's Village tho', because a Welsh Miner is unlikely to own a village.

Well not a very big one.

I think you see my pont.

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Dont threaten me.:ph34r: I'll feel that much at home I will put my big double slipper on.:lol:

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How pink is your slipper.

Is that an old film about a Welsh Mining Village.

Not a village which mines, a village where Miners live.

So, an old film about a Welsh Miners Village would be more accurate.

Not a Welsh Miner's Village tho', because a Welsh Miner is unlikely to own a village.

Well not a very big one.

I think you see my pont.

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I think that was a bridge too far.:lol: