cow sh*t does not smell very nice
some farmer has spread cow poo all over his field, which is near by, and now there's a strong breeze outside and the cow sh*t must have been fresh cos everything fecking stinks of cow sh*t! :fist:
i'd close all the windows but then it would be too hot :unsure:
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Last night the queue at the bar was four deep and 20 across. I was approximately dead centre of this seething mass of sweaty people. It wasn't nice.
This old alcoholic tramp guy (It was a JD Weatherspoons pub, they're allowed in there) was about three people from me - he farted and was shouted at 'cos the queue people didn't like it :no:
He then screwed up his face and shit himself on purpose. It was mayhem and I lost my place in the queue :dry:
Tramp shit > Cow shit.
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Damn, last night I decided to make a whole thread about this. I prolly would have fleshed the story out with more details.
I bet you're all gutted :ermm:
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plz, lincoln cows feed on tramp shit fo' food, nice try though, manker :dry:
bad news about your place in the queue though' :no:
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Originally Posted by manker
Last night the queue at the bar was four deep and 20 across. I was approximately dead centre of this seething mass of sweaty people. It wasn't nice.
This old alcoholic tramp guy (It was a JD Weatherspoons pub, they're allowed in there) was about three people from me - he farted and was shouted at 'cos the queue people didn't like it :no:
He then screwed up his face and shit himself on purpose. It was mayhem and I lost my place in the queue :dry:
Tramp shit > Cow shit.
:lol: that guy pwns
did he not realise he had no change of clothes? :ermm:
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Originally Posted by Frohike
plz, lincoln cows feed on tramp shit fo' food, nice try though, manker :dry:
bad news about your place in the queue though' :no:
Yeah but tramp shit is, apparently, liquid - plus he had shorts and flip flops on. Some of it went on a girl.
Tramp shit must pwn cow shit 'cos cows don't poo over people in pubs :ermm:
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Originally Posted by GepperRankins
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Originally Posted by manker
Last night the queue at the bar was four deep and 20 across. I was approximately dead centre of this seething mass of sweaty people. It wasn't nice.
This old alcoholic tramp guy (It was a JD Weatherspoons pub, they're allowed in there) was about three people from me - he farted and was shouted at 'cos the queue people didn't like it :no:
He then screwed up his face and shit himself on purpose. It was mayhem and I lost my place in the queue :dry:
Tramp shit > Cow shit.
:lol: that guy pwns
did he not realise he had no change of clothes? :ermm:
I don't think he cared. After we left, we seen him sitting on a bench near the taxi rank.
He made no attempt to distance himself from teh drunken chavs ... so yeah, apart from the horror of me witnessing the incident, he pwns :D
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Originally Posted by manker
Last night the queue at the bar was four deep and 20 across. I was approximately dead centre of this seething mass of sweaty people. It wasn't nice.
This old alcoholic tramp guy (It was a JD Weatherspoons pub, they're allowed in there) was about three people from me - he farted and was shouted at 'cos the queue people didn't like it :no:
He then screwed up his face and shit himself on purpose. It was mayhem and I lost my place in the queue :dry:
Tramp shit > Cow shit.
that is one of the fucking awesomest things i have ever heard :01:
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Originally Posted by DarthInsinuate
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Originally Posted by manker
Last night the queue at the bar was four deep and 20 across. I was approximately dead centre of this seething mass of sweaty people. It wasn't nice.
This old alcoholic tramp guy (It was a JD Weatherspoons pub, they're allowed in there) was about three people from me - he farted and was shouted at 'cos the queue people didn't like it :no:
He then screwed up his face and shit himself on purpose. It was mayhem and I lost my place in the queue :dry:
Tramp shit > Cow shit.
that is one of the fucking awesomest things i have ever heard :01:
It must have been loud if you heard it. :unsure:
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Originally Posted by Frohike
plz, lincoln cows feed on tramp shit fo' food, nice try though, manker :dry:
bad news about your place in the queue though' :no:
Has Mulder been made aware of this?:ph34r:
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Originally Posted by bigboab
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Originally Posted by Frohike
plz, lincoln cows feed on tramp shit fo' food, nice try though, manker :dry:
bad news about your place in the queue though' :no:
Has Mulder been made aware of this?:ph34r:
i saw a cow sneak into his bathroom yesterday, bloody cows :no:
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I had a stomach bug an just cause I hadn't shaved for a while doesn't make me a tramp :dry:
